GEORGE BUSH AND CONSERVATIVES IS AN EVIL DEVIL! HE SHOULD NOT BE REECELCTED!!! [subliterate alert]

[awildanimal]

GEORGE BUSH IS EVIL!!! CONSERVATIVES ARE EVIL!!!! CONSERVATIVES ARE STEALING FOOD AND MONEY FROM BABIES AND CHILDREN AND GIVING THEN TO RICH RACIST NAZIS IN GOVNERMENT!! THEY ARE STARTING HOLOCAUSTS AGAINST MINORITES WOMEN AND THE POOR!! THEY HATE THE POOR AND TAKE FROM THEM AND GIVE IT TO THE RICH!!! CONSERVATIVES ARE NAZIS!! MY SISTER HAS A HIGH IQ!~!! CONSERVAITIVES ARE BOMBING CHILDREN IN IRAK AND IRAN!! THEY ARE KILLING BABIES BECAUSE THEY ARE NOT WHITE AND RICH LIKE THE CONSERVATIVES ARE!!! THEY ARE ALL RACIST AND EVIL!!

[Monkey Face]

It’s almost time for me to turn on the furnace. Well, maybe not yet.

Just warmer clothes. Yah..that’s the ticket. Furs and things.

[Tax-chick]

I gave my furs away years ago. I could put a sweatshirt on, though :-).

[Monkey Face]

I’m still trying to find my sweats and long sleeved T-shirts. Instead, I keep finding Christmas decorations, stuffed critters and books.

:o])

[Tax-chick]

Burn the Christmas decorations, huddle under the stuffed animals, and read the books!

[Monkey Face]

Yah! That’ll do it!!! At least when I move, I can take the critters out of hiding, and expose all my books!

What a bonus!

[Big Horn]

Its a good thing that it hasn't gotten serious.

[Tax-chick]

Wednesday just turned up and said, “Quark!” and licked my elbow. Now she’s purring, sorta. She loves me, in her dysfunctional way :-).

[Monkey Face]

Wednesday sounds like Mr. PV. He was one of the most aloof catz I ever had. He was sly and subtle, and when we would have company, he would check them out nonchalantly, then pick the cat-hater and sail into said lap.

I loved it! LOL!

[Dead Corpse]

44^o and raining. Chance of snow this weekend. My snowblower is still broken. Recoil went toes up on me. It's ancient, so I can't find a replacement recoil, even though it's a pretty standard Briggs and Straton motor.

meh... another couple hundred down the tubes... At least i get to buy a newer snowblower...

[Tax-chick]

Wednesday likes to sit 3 or 4 feet away on the floor, so I have to make a real effort to pet her. Makes her feel important!

[Monkey Face]

No rain, here.

No snowblower, either, but I may have to invest in a lawnmower...weed whacker...etc. Jeez...

Good luck on your new snow blower. I hope you don’t have to use it too often. ;o]

[Monkey Face]

LOL!

Yep. That sounds like PV alright. Regal and snooty.

[Walkers]

Why do you keep using this old thread a daily chat thread about weather and cold treatments? While the title of the thread is satire, it appears that people are bumping this thread on a daily basis just to give the impression of the negative thread title.

[Tax-chick]

It’s the Undead Thread, a social event that has been going on for around three years. Every month, we take over a dumb thread, and we hang out until the end of the month. Nobody who’s been here long would take the title seriously - the mods delete garbage like this, unless they want to let us use it.

[ThomasThomas]

When did they change the title and add the subliterate alert?
It was while I was gone so it couldn’t be me!

[Tax-chick]

Just in the last few minutes, while I was browning the meat for the Alarming Election Chili. Must have been that n00b who happened by.

[Danae]

Good morning peeps! The undead thread lives!

[Monkey Face]

*GASP!*

You don’t like the Undead Thread??? What’s not to like? The troll is dead and we’re dancing on his corpse!

You’re certainly welcome to join us. That is, if you’re not TOO critical...;o]

[Monkey Face]

Morning!

Indeed it does!

[Monkey Face]

:o]