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Police: Naked teen with dog assaults woman
AP via WWMT.com ^
| March 19, 2009
Posted on 03/19/2009 12:29:29 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows
HART TOWNSHIP, Mich. (AP) - Police say a naked 14-year-old boy taking a walk with a large white poodle assaulted a woman in Oceana County.
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TOPICS: Local News; Weird Stuff
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To: Slings and Arrows
Mast says, “The young naked man approached her with this poodle, and she immediately realized something peculiar.”
Brains surgeon alert. How very perceptive of her.
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posted on
03/19/2009 4:15:58 PM PDT
by
TASMANIANRED
(TAZ:Untamed, Unpredictable, Uninhibited.)
To: Slings and Arrows
She was unfazed by his nudity, but when she saw the vaguely threatening poodle, she knew something was wrong.
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posted on
03/19/2009 5:16:12 PM PDT
by
Darksheare
(Tar is cheap, and feathers are plentiful.)
To: SOLTC
“I guess you never owned a standard Poodle.
They are hunters, and do not mess with them.”
OK, I wont. Thanks for the advise. BTW, Do Poodles taste good?
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posted on
03/19/2009 5:30:48 PM PDT
by
c21sac
(Live,Love & eat sushi)
To: Kolokotronis
Did he get the poodle from the nuthouse ?
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posted on
03/19/2009 5:36:43 PM PDT
by
lucias_clay
(Its times like this I'm glad I'm a whig.)
To: martin_fierro
a naked 14-year-old boy taking a walk with a large white poodle
At least it wasn't an Irish Setter.
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posted on
03/19/2009 7:57:05 PM PDT
by
SunkenCiv
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It’s like the Son of Sam all over again.
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posted on
03/19/2009 7:58:13 PM PDT
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SunkenCiv
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To: Slings and Arrows
NOBODY has asked the important question!!! What kind of clip did the poodle have?????
Sorry, late night dog groomer humor.
To: BruceysMom
What kind of clip did the poodle have????? I'm not even sure it was a magazine-fed poodle. ;^)
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posted on
03/19/2009 11:36:59 PM PDT
by
Slings and Arrows
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To: TASMANIANRED
Captain Obvious was working overtime on that one.
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posted on
03/19/2009 11:37:39 PM PDT
by
Slings and Arrows
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