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Post some good jokes
Posted on 03/29/2009 7:41:27 PM PDT by A_cool_guy
I know some jokes, but I don't know any good political jokes!! Could everyone post some good jokes here?
Thanks,
A_cool_guy
TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: comicrelief; freepun; humor; jokes; molassesmiasma; monkeyface; monkeyfacerules; penguinhumor; sionnsar; trolltimer; undeadthreadapril; zot; zotemifyougotem; zotthenewbie
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To: Tax-chick
"I know, it's probably too early for nude kittehs, but ... " You know, actually seeing it ...
That's not as intriguing as a fella might think.
2,501
posted on
04/29/2009 5:17:19 AM PDT
by
NicknamedBob
(Panicked at seeing Scarecrow twitching and shaking, Dorothy unplugs the teleprompter. "Uh, um, er .")
To: NicknamedBob
I think breeding those things is animal cruelty.
2,502
posted on
04/29/2009 5:27:32 AM PDT
by
Tax-chick
(Stay out of Mexico. Wash your hands. Keep your pigs outdoors.)
To: Tax-chick
I think some sights are not meant for morning.
2,503
posted on
04/29/2009 5:59:14 AM PDT
by
NicknamedBob
(Panicked at seeing Scarecrow twitching and shaking, Dorothy unplugs the teleprompter. "Uh, um, er .")
To: NicknamedBob; Darksheare; Tax-chick; Monkey Face; sionnsar
To: Dead Corpse
2,505
posted on
04/29/2009 6:08:09 AM PDT
by
Tax-chick
(Stay out of Mexico. Wash your hands. Keep your pigs outdoors.)
To: Slip18
Jokes or not, you’re welcome on the Undead Thread!!
2,506
posted on
04/29/2009 6:15:36 AM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(Gravity always gets me down.)
To: Slip18
2,507
posted on
04/29/2009 6:16:42 AM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(Gravity always gets me down.)
To: Tax-chick
2,508
posted on
04/29/2009 6:18:06 AM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(Gravity always gets me down.)
To: Tax-chick
The Nirvana "Smells like Teen Spirit" version is a bit of a "???" as well...
I suppose. It keeps them off the streets.
To: Dead Corpse
That was awesome! Who knew ukes could be so versatile? I had to put it on MySpace!
2,510
posted on
04/29/2009 6:28:19 AM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(Gravity always gets me down.)
To: Monkey Face; Dead Corpse; NicknamedBob
I’m kind of surprised to find us all here, given the terrible disease pandemic!
2,511
posted on
04/29/2009 6:29:52 AM PDT
by
Tax-chick
(Stay out of Mexico. Wash your hands. Keep your pigs outdoors.)
To: Tax-chick
Yep. I stay away from folks for the most part, so I’m not going to worry about it.
Egypt is wasting good pork!!
2,512
posted on
04/29/2009 6:33:25 AM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(Gravity always gets me down.)
To: Monkey Face
We don’t get out much, either, and rarely catch anything worth mentioning.
2,513
posted on
04/29/2009 6:45:09 AM PDT
by
Tax-chick
(Stay out of Mexico. Wash your hands. Keep your pigs outdoors.)
To: Slip18; Cyber Liberty
*cough*
Well, uhh... I.. that is.. Umm..
*Sheepishly sweeping foot on floor, floor objects to such treatment and heaves me over onto the mobile concourse*
Welcome?
2,514
posted on
04/29/2009 6:51:20 AM PDT
by
Darksheare
(Tar is cheap, and feathers are plentiful.)
To: Darksheare; fanfan; Tax-chick; Dead Corpse; sionnsar; SandyInSeattle; ThomasThomas; rottndog; ...
I don’t know whether to cry or laugh...I was just informed that I’m going to be a great-gramma!
Thinking about it, I realized that I’m the only one out of seven sibs to wait so long....like I had something to do with it....
;o])
2,515
posted on
04/29/2009 7:00:25 AM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(Gravity always gets me down.)
To: Monkey Face
Good for you! An exciting new experience!
2,516
posted on
04/29/2009 7:28:23 AM PDT
by
Tax-chick
(Stay out of Mexico. Wash your hands. Keep your pigs outdoors.)
To: Tax-chick
I suspect it will be like being a gramma...only with Time In Grade!!
2,517
posted on
04/29/2009 7:30:35 AM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(Gravity always gets me down.)
To: Monkey Face
To: Monkey Face
2,519
posted on
04/29/2009 7:35:41 AM PDT
by
Tax-chick
(Stay out of Mexico. Wash your hands. Keep your pigs outdoors.)
To: Dead Corpse
Thanks!
I’m so far removed from it that I have no qualms about giving a baby back to have it’s diaper changed. LOL!!
But I do a good job rocking them to sleep.
2,520
posted on
04/29/2009 7:36:42 AM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(Gravity always gets me down.)
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