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BREAKING: Sarah Palin Uses The Telephone
Bucks Right ^
| 7/7/09
| Bucks Right
Posted on 07/07/2009 1:01:50 PM PDT by Edit35
An open records request by Palin-obsessed Alaskan Andree McLeod has uncovered the shocking revelation that Alaska Governor Sarah Palin uses a device known as the “telephone.”
Records show that Palin not only uses this device to accept two-way voice communication – known as “calls” – from others, she also uses the “telephone” to, in fact, initiate voice contact with third parties in other locations ...
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KEYWORDS: beeber; conservative; freepun; palin; satire; stuned
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Too funny! Too true.
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posted on
07/07/2009 1:01:51 PM PDT
by
Edit35
To: Edit35
D*mn her! She’ll stop at nothing to get her way!
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posted on
07/07/2009 1:03:50 PM PDT
by
Man50D
(Fair Tax, you earn it, you keep it! FairTaxNation.com)
To: Edit35
*chuckle* ... He'll accuse her of witchcraft next.
Wait'll he hears about the invention of the "automobile".
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posted on
07/07/2009 1:06:07 PM PDT
by
theDentist
(qwerty ergo typo : i type, therefore i misspelll)
To: Edit35
Is this the political party to whom I am speaking?
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posted on
07/07/2009 1:06:17 PM PDT
by
SlowBoat407
(Achtung. preparen zie fur die obamahopenchangen.)
To: Edit35
I have but one question:
Does Sarah Palin have this country's attention!
Well, except for those idiots morning The King of Pedophiles.
The answer is an overwhelming YES!
To: Edit35
I had heard the claims on the internet but I never dreamed that it would be verified.
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posted on
07/07/2009 1:06:45 PM PDT
by
ansel12
(Romney (guns)"instruments of destruction with the sole purpose of hunting down and killing people")
To: Edit35
A telephone!?!?
She’s a kook! A complete nutcase!
/sarc
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posted on
07/07/2009 1:06:50 PM PDT
by
angkor
To: Edit35
Shocking!
To: Edit35
Damn, and she never called me..damn her!! How dare she use a telephone, ever hear of email, wait, I forgot, when she uses email people hack into it and post her families phone numbers online
To: Edit35
No f-—ing WAY!
Say it ain’t so...
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posted on
07/07/2009 1:08:53 PM PDT
by
WayneS
(Respect the 2nd Amendment; Repeal the 16th)
To: Edit35
{Yawn...} How boring...let me when she farts....
To: Edit35
- a Neanderthal like Sara Palin using a prehistoric telephone? - how appropriate.
Everyone who is important uses a blackberry. Even Dingleberry Barry O.
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posted on
07/07/2009 1:09:57 PM PDT
by
jongaltsr
(Hope to See ya in Galt's Gulch.)
To: WayneS
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posted on
07/07/2009 1:10:00 PM PDT
by
Reagan69
(No Representation without Taxation)
To: Edit35
I once heard that Sarah, while in Wasilla, went to the post office and bought...postage stamps ;-)
NEXT ON INSIDE SEDITION: Sarah Palin is caught paying for groceries at a local grocery store....
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posted on
07/07/2009 1:10:05 PM PDT
by
UCFRoadWarrior
(The Biggest Threat To American Soverignty Is Rampant Economic Anti-Americanism)
To: Edit35
I think it sounds unethical and should be the subject of at least a half dozen official complaints and investigations.
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posted on
07/07/2009 1:11:00 PM PDT
by
KarlInOhio
(Fannie Mae, Freddie Mac, AIG, Chrysler and GM are what Marx meant by the means of production.)
To: Edit35
- a Neanderthal like Sara Palin using a prehistoric telephone? - how appropriate.
Everyone who is important uses a blackberry. Even Dingleberry Barry O.
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posted on
07/07/2009 1:11:32 PM PDT
by
jongaltsr
(Hope to See ya in Galt's Gulch.)
To: Reagan69
I know!
There’s just no way her conservative base is going to put up with such behavior.
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posted on
07/07/2009 1:11:58 PM PDT
by
WayneS
(Respect the 2nd Amendment; Repeal the 16th)
To: UCFRoadWarrior
NEXT ON INSIDE SEDITION: Sarah Palin is caught paying for groceries at a local grocery store.... With a credit card showing her fiscal irresponsibility or with cash showing her distrust for the banking system and likely connection with survivalists and militias? < /s>
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posted on
07/07/2009 1:12:44 PM PDT
by
KarlInOhio
(Fannie Mae, Freddie Mac, AIG, Chrysler and GM are what Marx meant by the means of production.)
To: UCFRoadWarrior
NEXT ON INSIDE SEDITION: Sarah Palin is caught paying for groceries at a local grocery store....But she went through the Express Lane with more than 15 items.
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posted on
07/07/2009 1:13:44 PM PDT
by
dfwgator
To: UCFRoadWarrior
Gasp, don’t tell me she used.... Cash?
The horror /s
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