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How many Frepers does it take to screw in a light bulb? (Friday Humor)

Posted on 08/14/2009 7:19:07 AM PDT by Borges

1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been changed

4 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently

7 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light bulbs

5 to flame the spell checkers

6 to argue over whether it's "lightbulb" or "light bulb" ... another 6 to condemn those 6 as stupid

2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is "lamp"

5 know-it-alls who claim they were in the industry, and that "light bulb" is perfectly correct

6 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where to buy the best light bulbs, what supermarkets are offering discounts on brands of light bulbs, and what customer service they expect in a lightbulb shop

7 to post URL's where one can see examples of different light bulbs

4 to post that the URL's were posted incorrectly and then post the corrected URL's

5 to post to the group that they will no longer post because they cannot handle the light bulb controversy

4 to say "didn't we go through this already a short time ago?"

1 lurker to respond to the original post 6 months from now and start it all over again.


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: fantasticwoklaunch; frepers; humor; lightbulbjokes; napl; vanity
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To: Borges

Q. How many radical lesbian feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A. That’s not funny.


41 posted on 08/14/2009 7:33:02 AM PDT by Disambiguator
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To: Borges

To proclaim that Democrats, Liberals, MSM are a bunch of Dem Watts ( i.e. Dimwits )...


42 posted on 08/14/2009 7:33:45 AM PDT by Prophet in the wilderness (PSALM .53 : 1 The FOOL hath said in his heart, there is no GOD.)
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To: pnut22
Okay.


43 posted on 08/14/2009 7:34:10 AM PDT by AFreeBird
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To: Borges
Aaargh I spelled Freepers wrong.

In the headline, no less.

44 posted on 08/14/2009 7:34:53 AM PDT by xjcsa (Currently shouting "I told you so" about Michael Steele on my profile page.)
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To: gratefulwharffratt

Already posted in 2000

http://www.freerepublic.com/forum/a38e913210e1f.htm


45 posted on 08/14/2009 7:35:04 AM PDT by boxerblues
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To: boxerblues

One to complain the link is invalid.


46 posted on 08/14/2009 7:35:54 AM PDT by HiTech RedNeck (When did it become the Democrat You-Shut-Up-And-Listen-To-Me Tour?)
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To: boxerblues

Dead link so it doesn’t count!


47 posted on 08/14/2009 7:36:14 AM PDT by Borges
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To: Borges

4 to post the light bulb wasn’t born that way and can change with 2 stating they grew up with 1 or 2 light bulbs and he/she was obviously born that way.


48 posted on 08/14/2009 7:36:14 AM PDT by scripter ("You don't have a soul. You are a soul. You have a body." - C.S. Lewis)
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To: Haiku Guy
" And don't get me started about Compact Fluorescent Lamps! "

Yeah, the Mercury runeth over ( my cup runeth over ) ....
Talk about un intended consequence .... or did they intend that ?
49 posted on 08/14/2009 7:37:40 AM PDT by Prophet in the wilderness (PSALM .53 : 1 The FOOL hath said in his heart, there is no GOD.)
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To: Borges

Also, there’s the Freeper who has to post a Helen Thomas picture, to sour as many meals as possible.


50 posted on 08/14/2009 7:38:46 AM PDT by FreedomOfExpression
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To: Borges

oh crap it come up for me the first, now it wont work


51 posted on 08/14/2009 7:39:08 AM PDT by boxerblues
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To: boxerblues

you should have ‘rick-rolled’ us with that link...


52 posted on 08/14/2009 7:39:16 AM PDT by gratefulwharffratt
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To: Borges
1 to point out that light bulbs disprove Darwinism.

3 to make comments about 'hugh' and 'series.'

1 to post "this is just another reason to homeschool."

4 to insist that the OP provide the "long-form" receipt for the light bulb purchase.

1 to refer to how he had to have light bulb removed at the emergency room (OK, this one is just Laz)

6 to post hilarious pictures of cats.


53 posted on 08/14/2009 7:39:43 AM PDT by Sloth (Irony: Freepers who call Ron Paul a "nut" but swallow all the birth certificate conspiracy crap.)
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To: Borges

5 to call the bulb a LINO (lightbulb in name only) and hope that Sarah Palin runs in 2012.


54 posted on 08/14/2009 7:39:43 AM PDT by joejm65
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To: Borges
One to post that it was only right that the old lightbulb burned out and that it deserved that fate because it was not a True Lightbulb.
55 posted on 08/14/2009 7:40:16 AM PDT by chimera
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To: Borges


56 posted on 08/14/2009 7:40:53 AM PDT by glock rocks (health care, gun safety and climate change are strawmen. It's all about CONTROL.)
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To: Borges

How many Freepers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

TWO, but how do they get in there?


57 posted on 08/14/2009 7:40:55 AM PDT by 70th Division (I love my country but fear my government!)
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To: Borges

How many people does it take to help Barney Frank put up a light bulb?

Answer: None. He can do it all by himself. However, it takes an entire emergency room to remove it.


58 posted on 08/14/2009 7:41:15 AM PDT by big black dog
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To: Borges

And one Freeper to talk about moose, and cheese.


59 posted on 08/14/2009 7:41:32 AM PDT by wbill
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To: Darlin'

Do you see anyone you know in these archetypes?


60 posted on 08/14/2009 7:41:54 AM PDT by gratefulwharffratt
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