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Posted on 09/18/2009 5:40:14 AM PDT by Lucky9teen
National 
Day
A cheeseburger walks into a bar, and says 'Hey bartender give me a beer'.
The bartender says - 'I'm sorry we don't serve food here'.
Are hamburgers male? Yes, because they re boygers, not girlgers! Can a hamburger marry a hot dog? Only if they have a very frank relationship!
Can you name two burgers who are royalty? Sir Loin and Burger King!
How do gossipy hamburgers spend their time? They chew the fat.
How do we know hamburgers have high IQ s? They loin fast!
How do you insult a hamburger patty? Call it a meatball!
How do you make a cheeseburger sad? Make it with blue cheese!
How do you make a hamburger smile? Pickle it gently!
How far do burgers go in school? Through cowlege (then they get their 450 degrees!).
Is it proper to eat a hamburger with your fingers? No, you should eat your fingers separately!
Is there a way to make a hamburger do the Hula? Sure, order a burger and a shake!
What did the hamburger say when it pleaded not guilty ? I’ve been flamed!
What did the hamburgers say to the butcher who acted on a TV show? Welcome back, Cutter!
What did they do to the burger who thought he was a rooster? Cook-a-doodle-do!
What did they say about the burger who went skiing for the first time? How the meaty have fallen!
What did they tell the burger who enlisted in the Army? You’ve got no beef, soldier!
What do burgers think when they are surrounded by gherkins? They think they are in a pickle.
What do hamburger workers say on Monday morning? Well, it’s back to the old grind!
When does a hamburger wear a look like a smile button? When somebody says, Well done !
Why do hamburgers feel sad at barbecues? They get to meet their old flames!
Why were the burgers in the refrigerator embarrassed? They saw the salad dressing!
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TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: cheeseburgers; freepun; ofst; silliness
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To: paulycy
101
posted on
09/18/2009 8:29:00 AM PDT
by
mylife
(The roar of the masses could be farts)
To: Nateman
102
posted on
09/18/2009 8:29:45 AM PDT
by
Lucky9teen
(America is at that awkward stage..2 late 2 work within the system, but 2 early 2 shoot the bastards)
To: Lady Jag
Dang you!
Now I am rely cheezed!
103
posted on
09/18/2009 8:29:58 AM PDT
by
mylife
(The roar of the masses could be farts)
To: Lady Jag
Dang you!
Now I am rely cheezed!
104
posted on
09/18/2009 8:30:00 AM PDT
by
mylife
(The roar of the masses could be farts)
To: Lucky9teen
The VP, Slow Joe...
105
posted on
09/18/2009 8:30:06 AM PDT
by
Cyber Ninja
(His legacy is a stain OnTheDress)
To: mylife
100?Close but no...
106
posted on
09/18/2009 8:31:44 AM PDT
by
paulycy
(Screw the RACErs.)
To: Lucky9teen
I also heard that the First Lady is
"Dressed to kill"...
107
posted on
09/18/2009 8:32:09 AM PDT
by
Cyber Ninja
(His legacy is a stain OnTheDress)
To: paulycy
108
posted on
09/18/2009 8:33:18 AM PDT
by
mylife
(The roar of the masses could be farts)
To: Lady Jag
Yeah, yeah, get in line... ;0)
109
posted on
09/18/2009 8:35:58 AM PDT
by
paulycy
(Screw the RACErs.)
To: mylife
My mistake! Thanks for the correction. I like B&W movies.
110
posted on
09/18/2009 8:36:24 AM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(I wear a yellow ribbon for ForgotenKnight, my army hero grandson.)
To: mylife
Hold on a minute . . .
111
posted on
09/18/2009 8:40:15 AM PDT
by
Lady Jag
(Double your income. Fire the government)
To: Monkey Face
Well, Movies from that era actually tended to be well made.
I cant watch 99% of the tripe Hollyweird puts out now
112
posted on
09/18/2009 8:42:53 AM PDT
by
mylife
(The roar of the masses could be farts)
To: Lady Jag
I'm off the cheeze.
Cheeze Off! ☺
113
posted on
09/18/2009 8:44:12 AM PDT
by
mylife
(The roar of the masses could be farts)
To: paulycy
114
posted on
09/18/2009 8:44:34 AM PDT
by
Lady Jag
(Double your income. Fire the government)
To: mylife
I don’t see too many movies, these days. Most are just plain not entertaining, which is too bad.
115
posted on
09/18/2009 8:46:28 AM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(I wear a yellow ribbon for ForgotenKnight, my army hero grandson.)
To: mylife
When I'm cheesed off I stop eating cheese so close to bed time in order to prevent those weird dreams.
116
posted on
09/18/2009 8:47:41 AM PDT
by
Lady Jag
(Double your income. Fire the government)
To: Monkey Face
I know.
I like a good film, but most now are so condescending.
Suspicion was a great physiological thriller
117
posted on
09/18/2009 8:49:38 AM PDT
by
mylife
(The roar of the masses could be farts)
To: Lucky9teen
I’ve been trying to eat healthy in the morning. Yogurt, fresh fruit....I saw this and had to fetch the last leftover hamburger. Loaded it with pepperjack, onions, mushrooms, tomatoes.
Heavy sigh.
Anyone own a Vitamix blender?
118
posted on
09/18/2009 8:50:12 AM PDT
by
sunny48
To: Monkey Face
I know.
I like a good film, but most now are so condescending.
Suspicion was a great psychological thriller
119
posted on
09/18/2009 8:50:15 AM PDT
by
mylife
(The roar of the masses could be farts)
To: Lucky9teen
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