Teen turns burrito into deadly weapon, cops say

abcactionnews ^ | 10/12 2 | Don Germaise

[JoeProBono]

HERNANDO BEACH, FL -- Hernando County Sheriff's deputies have arrested a South Carolina teen on a charge of throwing a deadly missile at a moving vehicle. That missile was a burrito, deputies said.

According to a police report, John Addie was driving his Honda when he noticed someone lean out of an approaching white Dodge and throw something. The next thing Addie knew his front windshield was cracked and he was covered in refried beans.

Addie followed the Dodge and called deputies. Deputy Scott Lamia wrote in his report the victim's "vehicle, which was clean and in excellent condition, had a chip in the windshield where the hard object struck it. I observed the contents of a burrito to be on John’s person and his driver’s seat.

A portion of the burrito was on the window frame, on the exterior of his vehicle. I also observed the remainder of the burrito to be at the base of the driver’s seat. It should be noted that John suffered no injury as a result of being struck by the burrito."

[DustyMoment]

When burritos are outlawed, only outlaws will have burritos!!!

(and gas!!)

[al_c]

[Sunshine Sister]

Holy cow!!!!!!!!!!! It would take me a month to eat all of that!

[doodad]

The police report is comedy gold.

[Lazamataz]

I can GENERATE a deadly weapon with a burrito, but it takes overnight.

[a fool in paradise]

[nina0113]

I’ve caused “damage” with a burrito, but it took hours....

Try adding wing sauce - my old officemate could clear the place out an hour after lunch.

[PalmettoMason]

Addie followed the Dodge and called deputies.

Calling the cops was the mistake. He should have just dragged the culprit from his vehicle and stomped the beans and rice out of him.

If more folks handled things that way, there would be a LOT LESS of this kinda crap.

[Slings and Arrows]

Re the comments: You folks are a gas.

[alarm rider]

Yes, by accident. I ordered three volcano tacos, but when I got home, they were the black jacks or whatever.

Nothing really exiciting, just a basic taco with sour cream.

[Responsibility2nd]

 
Teen turns burrito into deadly weapon, cops say

 

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Deadly Weapon?

 

Yeah, I'd say so.

 

The last burrito I ate also was a deadly weapon.

 

 

 

[rednesss]

"Had to have been a Chipotle burrito. Nothing Taco Bell serves is large enough to do that kind of damage!"

http://www.videosift.com/video/South-Park-Chipotle-Away

[KosmicKitty]

Billy Mays here for Chipolteaway

[choirboy]

Assault Burritos have been banned in California.

[Xenalyte]

Point of order: if no one was killed, the burrito wasn’t deadly.

[Hegewisch Dupa]

Are you saying the victim is immortal? Give it time, X-woman; give it time...