Posted on 11/25/2009 9:44:57 AM PST by llevrok
“It’s her. It’s her. It’s still her. The same person, but different breasts each time!” For every woman who has ever regretted waking up in the morning with the same size breasts she had the night before, this Chinese TV commercial wants you to know your troubles are finally over!
According to this announcer, at least, it’s every woman’s dream to have a bigger cup size. Now, with the amazing She’s Mine bra, you can turn that dream into a reality. Not only does it increase your cup size, but it lets you change it to suit your mood. Need some guidelines? The commercial suggests “a B-cup for work, a C-cup for shopping, and a D-cup for partying.”
The bra’s magic lies in its patented “God’s Hand” technology. Simply press the button, and the hidden, hand-shaped panels expand, lifting your breasts to provide cleavage like you’ve never had before. And the longer you press, the bigger they get!
But wait—there’s more! A pair of God’s hands is not all this incredible bra has to offer. It’s also made of a space-age fabric impregnated with minerals that generate ultraviolet light. This improves blood circulation, and in turn glandular health. And that, as we all know, is Mother Nature’s way of increasing breast size.
But in the end, seeing is believing. And this commercial provides abundant visual proof of the effects of the She’s Mine bra, not only on the wearers’ bustlines but on their mood. Incidentally, the announcer assures us that people are going wild for it in Europe. What more proof could you possibly need?
Soon to be coming to late night tv?
I laughed all through the video. I would try but with mother nature already gave me I would be likely to tip over. What I want is the anti-gravity bra.
bump for later
Direct link to the YouTube (BoobTube in this case) video.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rtIcedRcIk0
push button bra ping
Talk about a conspiracy against men... fraudulent misrepresentation if there ever was.
When they market it here, they need to hire Dana Carvey and Kevin Nealon to do a Hans & Franz commercial for it.
Excuse me for being the skeptic, but where’s the proof?
Just think—they were all wearing Mao suits less than 35 years ago...........
Ping for later
I can’t believe it. 29 posts and no one has said:
T T I W W O P!
I kept pressing the button.
I would have to agree several hundred percent.
I need to buy one of these push-button bras. Yes, I’m serious, and I haven’t been able to find a place to get one!
Surely they have a web site where you can order one? And what experiment do you need it for? We had a use for silly putty in some experiments (ink transfer — antithixotrophic properties) when we were working at the Xerox Palo Alto Research Center in the 70’s.
Sorry I called you Shirley.
But will it keep yer head warm?
You definitely are too quick on the uptake, daaaling. All the outlets that I have looked for this very useful (for me) product don’t seem to work with my old browser! If I could obtain one of these, I am certain that my personal assets would be, shall we say, “enhanced”, and I might be able to afford to run something more advanced than my current Mozilla 1.7.2!
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