Posted on 03/15/2010 10:36:11 AM PDT by pissant
Since countless artists and poets and celebrities have paid tribute in prose to the boy marxist, and since many school districts have turned Black History Month into an indoctrination lesson for Dear Reader's greatness in song, I figgered it wasn't fair for the left to have all the fun. Mmmm, mmmmm, mmmmm.
SO this is the first annual Obama Poetry Contest for Rightwingers. I'll start with a piece composed in honor of Obama's magical foreign policy towards ally Israel:
The author of “Dreams from My Father”,
Was it Barry, Bill Ayers, or another?
While our President elf
Claims he wrote it himself
There’s more odds that it’s Santa’s mother.
Indonesia, Hawaii, Mombassa ?
Public school or Islamic Madrasa?
doesn’t matter to me
cause it’s all plain to see
he’s doing the work of La Raza
Woo hoo.
I haven’t been able to play on one of these threads in forever. Although I think mnehring took the day.
:-)
!!!!!
He came in lying about hope
then downward the economy sloped
We elected Obama
and got an Osama
Did America vote high on dope?
There once was a Kenyan named Barry
Whose politics were really quite scary
He ruled like a king
But The People did sing
“WE DON’T WANT YOUR SOCIALISM, YOU FAIRY!!!”
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There once was a faker named Obama
Who thought all Americans were in a coma
But The People AWOKE
And in time they all SPOKE
So loudly even Pelosi could hear them
Whose past so cloudy it’s scary.
With Marxist purveyors
like Wright and Bill Ayers
Our freedom Obama will bury.
on a beam of light he descended
with a teleprompter appended
he’ll be loose with the facts
and bitter clingers he’ll tax
until even his strawmen are offended
>>> “ The Obama (With apologies to Edgar Allen Poe)”
*wild applause + roses lofted your way*
there once was a boy from Jakarta,
whose daddy did a-parta,
and his mama was a skank,
that Barry’s no Yank!
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