1st Annual FR Obama Limerick and Poetry Contest

PA Times | 3/15/10 | Pissant

[pissant]

Since countless artists and poets and celebrities have paid tribute in prose to the boy marxist, and since many school districts have turned Black History Month into an indoctrination lesson for Dear Reader's greatness in song, I figgered it wasn't fair for the left to have all the fun. Mmmm, mmmmm, mmmmm.

SO this is the first annual Obama Poetry Contest for Rightwingers. I'll start with a piece composed in honor of Obama's magical foreign policy towards ally Israel:

[pissant]

There once was a prez called “uniter”
Who was busted with smokes and a lighter
He called Israel bad news
‘Cause his religion hates jews
So much for Sinclair’s pillow-biter!

[RedDogzRule]

This oughta be fun....

[deadrock]

Obama spoke lies threw his teeth,
He is smugness rots whats underneath,
Welcome back Carter,
He ain’t much smarter,
Down with the US, with much grieve

[deadrock]

Grief....

[ml/nj]

No offense, but I hope it's also the last annual Obama Limerick contest; and that for one reason or another no one pays any attention to him in 2011.

ML/NJ

[wbill]

......not enough words that rhyme with "socialist".....

Or "Kenyan". :-)

[Anitius Severinus Boethius]

There once was a man named Barack
Who praise there was never a lack
He was never well vetted
By the media who wetted
Their pants when he spoke to their pack

[Charles Henrickson]

Zero loves the little children
All the children in our schools
Red and yellow, black and white
Future voters in his sight
Zero loves the little children in our schools

"OK, now everybody, let's sing it together, on the count of three." "Alright! I like dat!" "One, two, three . . ."

MMM, MMM, MM! BARACK OBAMASSIAH
Tune: "Mmm, mmm, mm! Barack Hussein Obama" (at 0:33)

Mmm, mmm, mm!
Barack Obamassiah

He said our children we must raise
To trust his name and sing his praise
Mmm, mmm, mm!
Barack Obamassiah

He said he wants to spread the wealth
And now he wants to run our health
Mmm, mmm, mm!
Barack Obamassiah

He said we hate him 'cause he's black
His Marxist plans we thus attack
Mmm, mmm, mm!
Barack Obamassiah

He said we got all wee-weed up
Do not disturb, do not disrupt!
Mmm, mmm, mm!
Barack Obamassiah

No!
Mmm, mmm, mm!
Barack Obamassiah

"OK, now let's do the song, everybody together. One, two, three . . ."

ALL HAIL, GLORIOUS EMPEROR
Tune: "Hello, Mr. President" (at 1:26)

All hail, Glorious Emperor, we come to worship you!
Our school has now become your church, and every desk a pew

All hail, Glorious Emperor, we really think you're great!
Our teachers fill our skulls of mush, it's called "Indoctrinate"

All hail, Glorious Emperor, we praise your holy name!
Our teachers make us wash our hands, and then they wash our brain

All hail, Glorious Emperor, we lift our hands in praise!
Our teachers hope you'll follow through and give them all a raise

So we praise you, Glorious Emperor, there's nothing more to say . . .
If we don't sing this crummy song, they won't give us an "A"!

In-doc-trinate!
In-doc-trinate!
In-doc-trinate!

[Tijeras_Slim]

Damn the electric fence!
Damn the electric fence!

[ETL]

Hope and Change Obama duped the masses
People too stupid to get off their asses

[SpinnerWebb]

In December of Two Thousand Eight
“Hope and Change” they said would be great.
Those who voted him in
See they got duped again.
For the rest of us, it’s too f____ing late.

[Charles Henrickson]

BAD NEWS FOR BARACK
Tune: "Limbo Rock" Original MIDI

Every lib'ral boy and girl
All the folks in Limbaugh World
Both sides bashing on Barack
All find something they can mock
Track his numbers, track his polls
Track the unemployment rolls
All the pollsters on the block
Say it's bad news for Barack

He'll go lower now
He'll go lower now
How low can he go

First he spread the wealth around
Then he bowed down to the ground
Spend a trillion, make it three
Spend it like it grows on trees
Track his numbers, track his polls
Track the unemployment rolls
All the pollsters on the block
Say it's bad news for Barack

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

Though he started out on top
Every time the numbers drop
There's a ratings trend that shows
He will fall to record lows
Track his numbers, track his polls
Track the unemployment rolls
All the pollsters on the block
Say it's bad news for Barack

Don't move that phone book far
He needs a polling czar
How low can he go

[Mr. Wright]

Here are my two for right now - -

There once was a guy named Obama
I loathed the man much, as did mama,
His Reverend was Wright,
His views out of sight,
Does my government need this much drama?

There once was a guy named Barrack
In whose views I could not take much stock.
He proposed a health bill
That made me more ill
and its contents were surely a “crock”

[pissant]

True, but....

There once was a Kenyan named O
Who was really only partially Bro
He got trained by rank marxists
Joined the Democrat Tard-fest
And in the Limo with Larry did Blow

[Shermy]

Barack Obama
Failed at Tegucigalpa
Biden lurks and smiles

[ClearCase_guy]

The House and the Senate were hesitant
To pass the bill sought by the president
“If we bypass all rules,
We may look just like fools —
And after November, in office, we’ll no longer be resident.”

[pissant]

bravo!

[GOP Poet]

simply brilliant :-D.

[MortMan]

In Kenya a village’s fool’s missing,
In washington, that fool is ass kissing,
Puckers for Chavez and friends,
Firmly ‘gainst their hind ends,
Whilst on America Obama is pissing.

[ETL]

mmm, mmm, mmmm, Barack Hussein Obama
He has friends who bombed the Pentagon as does Osama