Posted on 04/08/2010 6:25:54 PM PDT by jenk
Sin: Courting by car Why drive for miles to meet up with your lover? Take public transportation to your rendezvous point and go for a long, sensual walk to get your juices flowing.
Or think beyond the steel steering box and turn on your soon-to-be lover with a hike or a bike ride. Way to work up a sweat.
Sin: Poison perfume Synthetic fragrances are so not sexy, baby. What if your bottle of Poison really were poison for your body and the environment? Most perfumes are derived from petroleum, and some contain potential neurotoxins.
Opt for DIY alternatives made from organic essential oils. Vanilla, rose and cinnamon turn guys on; the ladies dig vetiver and cedarwood.
Sin: Eating unsustainable chocolate
Conventional cacao farming is notorious for unsafe working conditions, lack of sustainability and below-poverty wages. Not sexy!
Sin: Ditching birth control
Babies are adorable, but all those gurgling genetic replicas can be major carbon sins. Each one of those "extra" children adds 9,441 metric tons of carbon to the planet.
Sin: Aphrodisiacs courtesy of Big Agra
Whether you're using artichokes, saffron, or ginger (to seduce a woman), or cinnamon, grapes, or peaches (to seduce a man), you'll go further if you get it fresh.
Do all your research, DIY projects, and shopping beforehand so you can be totally spontaneous, like every good little eco-sexual should be.
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How about the antithesis:
Pick her up in an SUV and bring her back over
Manhattan cocktails- made from American grain whiskey
Serve a steak dinner, or perhaps dolphin flavored tuna
Giver her a set of diamond errings for anniversary- conflict diamonds of course
Crank the AC to encourage getting cozy
She is either butt stupid, MS degree not withstanding (I have met plenty complete idiots with advanced degrees) or a very shrewd hustler cashing in on the latest fad among the mush minds.
I figure the latter is most likely the case.
By the way, human civilization managed to procreate for tens of thousands of years before there was sparkling wine, drive in theaters, or feminine hygiene products. It just wasn't nearly as enjoyable for both parties back then. Not much in the way of romance back in the days when people tended to bathe once a year, if that. It was mostly pure biological impulse and the 'stronger sex' generally had the say.
BS meter is set on high.
Of course you can, as long as you have a supply of replacement cats :-)
Oh, it’s satire, all right.
The author just doesn’t realize it.
Written my a hack writer living in poverty....
I think she’s trying to prove the thesis of that book—what’s it called?
Oh, yeah—”Women are from Venus; Men are from Earth.”
She’s actually sort of cute, and has book out, so I don’t understand her beef. Maybe she’s in love with Ed Begly?
That’s Zappa. From one of his best albums.
Oh I believe she is for real. But from the excerpt I can tell you she is bone in ignorant. And what she says is BS.
There’s a good reason a caveman dragged his wommin by the hair and not the feet.
I loved one of the comments refering to having to drive the carbon sins to their soccer practice.
Excuse me while I tell this Eco-Bitch where to stick a corn cob.
Nope. Frank Zappa, "Camarillo Brillo", 1973 (from "Over-Nite Sensation"). Great song.
That’s what I was thinking, these people are sick, mentally disordered.
“Each one of those “extra” children adds 9,441 metric tons of carbon to the planet.”
And insane.
Who knew.......
Green chicks must be really easy..........
:-)
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