The Perfect Free Republic Thread

My Mind ^ | 4/28/10 | Patrick1

[Patrick1]

Okay I have found the perfect Free Republic Thread!

Top This!

A Pit Bull bites the leg of a Mormon Missionary who is campaigning door to door for Duncan Hunter 2012 and tries to defend himself against the Pit Bull with a Sarah Palin for President yard sign and stumbles into the street where he is hit by a car with a Ron Paul 2000 bumper sticker.

Then you would have the perfect Free Republic thread.

[Patrick1]

Well done.

[jjsheridan5]

“Is search broken AGAIN!? This has already been posted: http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-chat/2502783/posts";

Great, now I’m stuck in an endless loop.

[kanawa]

What no hippos???

[Politicalmom]

No moose?

[scott7278]

You forgot to include stories about the Moro Islamic Liberation Front. Those are always fun.

[PA Engineer]

Yeah. ;-)

[Allegra]

Socks.

We need to mention socks.

[Rocky]

All your threads are belong to me.

[Rocky]

And you forgot to mention that it’s Bush’s fault.

[Slings and Arrows]

To understand recursion, you must first understand recursion.

[stylin19a]

nope....perfect is if it chet99 was the thread starter...he’s in charge of pit-bulls

[Yardstick]

Don’t forget the bacon and the zombies.

[Kellis91789]

Your mind is a strange place. What color is the sky in your world ?

[shibumi]

Whatever trips your trigger!

[pillut48]

I used to know ALL the words to this song, LOL, but that's been twenty years or more, maybe??

"Well, I was drunk the day my mom got out of prison
And I went to pick her up in the raaaaaaaaaiiiiiiiin,
But before I could get to the station in my pickup- truck
She got run over by a damned old train!"

David Allen Coe's "You Never Even Called Me By My Name"

[shibumi]

And when you play the perfect country song backward, you get out of jail, find your truck is running perfectly, your girl comes home repentant, your mom’s cancer is cured, your dad sobers up and your old boss begs you to come back - at twice the pay.

Oh, yeah. Your dog isn’t dead after all.

[Daffynition]

Thread would have to have been started on Caturday with lots of gun porn.

[shibumi]

And then the sun comes out.

[Daffynition]

...and the obligatory ping to SA&

[pillut48]

I love that story! < dabs tears from eyes with joy > :*)