"not to worry,the gators living in the sewer system will take care of that....."
Posted on 05/17/2010 9:14:08 AM PDT by llevrok
The use of the drug LSD, or commonly referred to as “acid,” appears to be increasing especially among young adults in Arcata, according to an Arcata Police Department press release issued yesterday.
On April 18, officers responded to a residence to assist the Arcata Mad River Ambulance with a 31-year-old male subject who had just castrated himself. Medical personnel and officers were unable to locate the subject’s testicles. He later told officers that he flushed them down the toilet as he feared they contained “monsters.”
The victim, who police say had a Tennessee address, was with several friends when he began to experience negative feelings. He was dropped off at the Jay Street residence, to which Arcata Police responded at 4:18 p.m. that day.
“We just thought it was an isolated incident,” said Police Chief Tom Chapman. He said calls to aid people having a bad experience with LSD or psilocybin mushrooms are “not uncommon.” But a flurry of subsequent incidents represent an unusual surge in LSD-related calls for service.
On May 8, a 21-year-old male subject took LSD and wandered away from his residence. He left his shoes, adequate clothing, and cell phone behind and did not tell anyone where he was going. He wandered around the forest for days while concerned friends and family looked for him. He eventually returned a couple days later.
On May 9, officers responded to the Mad River Hospital to assist with a combative 19-year-old male subject who was undergoing “flashbacks.” The subject had ingested LSD two weeks ago. Today, officers found him standing in the field being held by three friends who were attempting to get him into the emergency room. The friends were requesting police assistance and wanted their friend to get help. The officers detained the subject and held him for psychiatric evaluation by Humboldt County Mental Health.
Last night, officers responded to the 900 block of H Street where an 18-year-old male subject, who was under the influence of LSD, was throwing himself on the ground in the middle of the street. He was arrested and taken to jail.
Also last night, May 11,officers from APD assisted officers from UPD arrest a subject who was under the influence of LSD.
Officers from the Arcata Police Department also had two additional contacts with unrelated subjects undergoing “flashbacks.” Both were cared for by friends and family. One subject was taken out of the area and back home by his family.
The Arcata Police Department would like to remind you that the effects of LSD are extremely unpredictable. Many LSD users experience flashbacks long after initially using the drug. It is difficult to determine how long the effects of the LSD will last. The physical effects include dilated pupils, higher body temperature, increased heart rate and blood pressure, sweating, loss of appetite, sleeplessness, dry mouth, and tremors.
Some LSD users experience severe, terrifying thoughts and feelings, fear of losing control, fear of insanity and death, and despair while using LSD. Some fatal accidents have occurred during states of LSD intoxication.
Man - thats got to leave a mark......
I’ve been to Tennessee many times. This may explain why race cars go around in a tiny circle there.
"not to worry,the gators living in the sewer system will take care of that....."
This gives me an idea for a reality show: "LSD House".
We take a bunch of the morons and put them in an house full of cameras and LSD. It would be very entertaining and a great way to make money. We could pretend we were giving part of the money to charity. And then not give anything to charity. Just take the money and buy expensive cars and hookers. All the while being pleased that we figured out a way to take idiots that do LSD and make some money off of them for a change instead of them ripping us off by stealing our stuff. It's all win-win because the LSD takers get a nice place to live and whatnot. And we get expensive cars and women. Brilliant!
I hereby proclaim I am copyrighting this idea! LSD House - Coming this fall to FOX. followed afterwards by the show "INTERVENTION".
* Disclaimer - I sometimes post really absurd and/or sarcastic items here on FR. This could be one of them, or not.
I’m trying to summon sympathy for someone stupid enough to take LSD and who then castrates himself. The thought that those stupid genes will not get passed along keeps jumping in.
Who can diss-agree with all the comments so far?
Just another nutty story.
a 31-year-old male subject who had just castrated himself. Medical personnel and officers were unable to locate the subject’s testicles. He later told officers that he flushed them down the toilet as he feared they contained “monsters.”
Oh boy!.....This idiot has way to much time on his hands....
This guy “drained the lizard” and then some.
I would say the town of Arcada is trippin’ balls.
In my younger days I took this drug many times and never had any experience, even remotely like these.
Every now and then there'd be a bad batch - and people would say things like, "don't take the orange sunshine" or some such thing - but you're right - this wasn't part of what was going down. This is new - and bad.
LOL!!
Must of had a real set of balls to cut off his own balls.
And now for something completely different...
Not Tennessee -— it’s California.
Turn on, tune in, and cut off.
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