Skip to comments.Cheating Bozo the Clown was BS artist (Bozo the Cheating Clown)
Posted on 08/23/2010 9:26:34 PM PDT by tlb
his ex-wife, Sandra Harmon, an author on relationship counseling, says he made her life hell.
Harmon penned his recently released memoir, "The Man Behind the Nose: Larry Bozo Harmon,".
But Sandra's own upcoming memoir, "Sleeping with Bozo and Other Clowns," will depict him as a pathological liar and cheater.
"He lied about everything," Sandra told us. "If he ate two steaks, he said, 'I ate seven.' "
Sandra was Larry's second of four wives and his mistress during his first marriage. Larry was sex crazed, she says. "He would want to have sex every night and twice on the weekend," she said. "He said I owed it to him." Their marriage lasted less than three years when Sandra caught him sleeping with his secretary.
Sandra says the bizarre tales in his book are lies but impossible to disprove because the people involved are dead.
"Whatever he did, he would take it and jumble it up. He was relentless."
(Excerpt) Read more at nypost.com ...
I am such a funny clown-- I like to travel round and round-- The Circus is my home-- I always seem to roam
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What did the lady expect when she married a clown ?
Clowns are creepy.
The guy sounds like a real bozo.
I thought this thread was about Imam Obama!
Clowns have always creeped me out.
It was the nose...
I never liked clowns, but this story is funny!
That's all? What about mornings? If he's normal and she's hot then that's the normal state of affairs.
Hey, my post says 12:38 and it is only 12:33 here...whats up with that?
Harmon was 82 when she married him.
Fix your settings. :)
She cheated with him when he was married to his first wife. Why should I care if life wasn’t idealic for her with him afterward.
Time travel. Call Art Bell.
And it was so surprising to discover he was a cheater.
Get with the times, it’s George Noory. He’s had some good shows over the last year or so. I can hardly wait for the Transportor.
LOL. She was his mistress during his first marraige and then she found out HE WAS A CHEATER!
A little slow on the uptake, Sandra.
There is no such thing as a good clown.
Old Swedish man comes into the doctor, complains about his PP
“Well, let’s have a look it” says the Doctor, who then looks at Sven’s PP. “My Gawd, it’s all red and raw...how much do you and your wife “do it?”.
“Well,” begins Sven, “I wake up in the morning and I yump, her. Before I go to work, I yump her again. At Lunch I come home and yump her. I come back from work and yump her. Before dinner I yump her again, after dinner I yump her. AND, I yump her again when we go to bed.”
The doctor looks at Sven “It seems that you and your wife are doing it too much.”
“Oh,” says Sven, “you don’t think it’s all the yerking off in between?”
Exactly! WTF? He’s a guy, for goodness sake...
“Larry was sex crazed, she says. “He would want to have sex every night and twice on the weekend,”
Is this a joke? I’m no femme fatal, but I don’t see that as being sex crazed.
Tiger Woods, Eliot Spitzer, Bill Clinton, that’s more my idea of sex crazed.
Don’t forget John Edwards.
Please.... Not Bozo....
(I did always think clowns were a little kinky though.)
“You’re stuck on some clown from the sixties, man!”
Say what you will, at least he didn't stoop to being a mime.
Sandra caught him doing it on the trapeze with the bearded fat lady.
The clown said to the bartender, “My wife laughs at
me when we`re having sex.”
The bartender replied, “ Why don`t you take off your
clown outfit before you do it?
The clown said, “I do.”
I don't want anything to do with people that purposely cover their faces with paint.
Thought about this one just a few days ago;
I’m rolling old school with Art.
Noory’s okay. But not that wanker Punnett.
The only good clown is a dead clown.
Whenever I hear “clown car” I think of this;
The reporter asked the clown, "How many clowns can fit in that car?"
The clown replied, "Well, it's above my pay grade to comment on that but we save $10,000 worth of gas by inflating the tires."
A reporter asked the Head Clown "What do you think of that?"
"Oh", she said, "Unemployment benefits for clowns are creating circus jobs faster than practically any other government 3-ring circus."
After an elephant accidentally kicked over a water hydrant during the circus parade, causing thousands of gallons of water to spew into the air, inundating onlookers, the Head Clown banned all animals from the circus for 6 months.
[Thanks to ADemocratNoMore for the heads-up!}
Everytime congress or senate is in session marks another ‘send in the clowns’ convention.
ERIC: You’re livin’ in the past, man! You’re hung up on some clown from the sixties, man
Stop STOP! You’re killing me.
Two clueless people, one who was a guy’s mistress and then expects him to be faithful after she takes him away from his wife, and the guy, who’s a dem.
Thanks tlb. To show just how dishonest he was, the Bozo here in Grand Rapids *wasn’t even Larry Harmon*. Dirty liar. ;’)
Clowns AND monkeys.......you can't trust 'em either.
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