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Cheating Bozo the Clown was BS artist (Bozo the Cheating Clown)
New York Post ^ | August 23, 2010 | Page 6

Posted on 08/23/2010 9:26:34 PM PDT by tlb

his ex-wife, Sandra Harmon, an author on relationship counseling, says he made her life hell.

Harmon penned his recently released memoir, "The Man Behind the Nose: Larry Bozo Harmon,".

But Sandra's own upcoming memoir, "Sleeping with Bozo and Other Clowns," will depict him as a pathological liar and cheater.

"He lied about everything," Sandra told us. "If he ate two steaks, he said, 'I ate seven.' "

Sandra was Larry's second of four wives and his mistress during his first marriage. Larry was sex crazed, she says. "He would want to have sex every night and twice on the weekend," she said. "He said I owed it to him." Their marriage lasted less than three years when Sandra caught him sleeping with his secretary.

Sandra says the bizarre tales in his book are lies but impossible to disprove because the people involved are dead.

"Whatever he did, he would take it and jumble it up. He was relentless."

(Excerpt) Read more at nypost.com ...


TOPICS: Music/Entertainment; TV/Movies; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: biography; bozo; cheater; clown; mistress; napl
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Well you know what they say about men with big floppy feet. And he gave fair warning:

I am such a funny clown-- I like to travel round and round-- The Circus is my home-- I always seem to roam

Pinto Colvig was unavailable for comment.

1 posted on 08/23/2010 9:26:38 PM PDT by tlb
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To: tlb

What did the lady expect when she married a clown ?


2 posted on 08/23/2010 9:28:12 PM PDT by fieldmarshaldj (~"This is what happens when you find a stranger in the Amber Lamps !"~~)
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To: tlb

Clowns are creepy.


3 posted on 08/23/2010 9:29:37 PM PDT by kaehurowing
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To: tlb

The guy sounds like a real bozo.


4 posted on 08/23/2010 9:30:51 PM PDT by decisis
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To: tlb

I thought this thread was about Imam Obama!


5 posted on 08/23/2010 9:30:56 PM PDT by Batman11 (Sarah Palin: "Illegal immigrants are called illegal for a reason!")
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To: tlb

Clowns have always creeped me out.


6 posted on 08/23/2010 9:31:08 PM PDT by La Lydia
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To: tlb
Larry was sex crazed, she says. "He would want to have sex every night and twice on the weekend," she said.

It was the nose...

7 posted on 08/23/2010 9:31:38 PM PDT by rockrr (Everything is different now...)
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To: tlb

"Whatever he did, he would take it and jumble it up. He was relentless."
8 posted on 08/23/2010 9:33:12 PM PDT by Berlin_Freeper (Chump Obama promised "Change" and we got chump change.)
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To: tlb
Sandra was Larry's second of four wives and his mistress during his first marriage.

I never liked clowns, but this story is funny!


9 posted on 08/23/2010 9:38:13 PM PDT by OCC
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To: tlb
"He would want to have sex every night and twice on the weekend," she said.

That's all? What about mornings? If he's normal and she's hot then that's the normal state of affairs.

10 posted on 08/23/2010 9:39:00 PM PDT by MarineBrat (Better dead than red!)
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To: OCC

Hey, my post says 12:38 and it is only 12:33 here...whats up with that?


11 posted on 08/23/2010 9:41:49 PM PDT by OCC
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To: MarineBrat

Harmon was 82 when she married him.


12 posted on 08/23/2010 9:42:52 PM PDT by achilles2000 ("I'll agree to save the whales as long as we can deport the liberals")
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To: OCC

Fix your settings. :)


13 posted on 08/23/2010 9:43:39 PM PDT by Indy Pendance
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To: tlb

She cheated with him when he was married to his first wife. Why should I care if life wasn’t idealic for her with him afterward.


14 posted on 08/23/2010 9:47:59 PM PDT by Soul Seeker (?)
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To: OCC

Time travel. Call Art Bell.


15 posted on 08/23/2010 9:48:10 PM PDT by Pelham (Islam, the mortal enemy of the free world)
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To: MarineBrat
I was going to say back in the day once a day and twice on sunday was the norm. It like the new modern adage is there sex after marriage. I told my wife of 20 years the other day that I had become bi sexual and she said what? I said yea I might get sex twice a year once on her birthday and maybe Christmas.....ba da umpa
16 posted on 08/23/2010 9:50:40 PM PDT by guitarplayer1953 (Rebellion to Tyrants is Obedience to GOD! Thomas Jefferson)
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To: tlb
Sandra was Larry's second of four wives and his mistress during his first marriage.

And it was so surprising to discover he was a cheater.

17 posted on 08/23/2010 9:50:47 PM PDT by Minn (Here is a realistic picture of the prophet: ----> ([: {()
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To: Pelham

Get with the times, it’s George Noory. He’s had some good shows over the last year or so. I can hardly wait for the Transportor.


18 posted on 08/23/2010 9:52:28 PM PDT by Indy Pendance
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To: tlb

LOL. She was his mistress during his first marraige and then she found out HE WAS A CHEATER!

A little slow on the uptake, Sandra.


19 posted on 08/23/2010 9:52:32 PM PDT by I still care (I believe in the universality of freedom -George Bush, asked if he regrets going to war.)
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To: tlb

There is no such thing as a good clown.


20 posted on 08/23/2010 9:53:23 PM PDT by MWestMom (Tread carefully, truth lies here.)
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To: MarineBrat

Old Swedish man comes into the doctor, complains about his PP

“Well, let’s have a look it” says the Doctor, who then looks at Sven’s PP. “My Gawd, it’s all red and raw...how much do you and your wife “do it?”.

“Well,” begins Sven, “I wake up in the morning and I yump, her. Before I go to work, I yump her again. At Lunch I come home and yump her. I come back from work and yump her. Before dinner I yump her again, after dinner I yump her. AND, I yump her again when we go to bed.”

The doctor looks at Sven “It seems that you and your wife are doing it too much.”

“Oh,” says Sven, “you don’t think it’s all the yerking off in between?”


21 posted on 08/23/2010 9:54:42 PM PDT by Loud Mime (It's the CONSTITUTION! www.initialpoints.net)
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To: MarineBrat

Exactly! WTF? He’s a guy, for goodness sake...


22 posted on 08/23/2010 10:01:19 PM PDT by Hoosier-Daddy ( "It does no good to be a super power if you have to worry what the neighbors think." BuffaloJack)
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To: MWestMom
The BEST clown ever was Jimmy Stewart in Cecil B. DeMille's The Greatest Show On Earth:


23 posted on 08/23/2010 10:03:32 PM PDT by Indy Pendance
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To: tlb

“Larry was sex crazed, she says. “He would want to have sex every night and twice on the weekend,”

Is this a joke? I’m no femme fatal, but I don’t see that as being sex crazed.

Tiger Woods, Eliot Spitzer, Bill Clinton, that’s more my idea of sex crazed.


24 posted on 08/23/2010 10:05:09 PM PDT by jocon307
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To: jocon307

Don’t forget John Edwards.


25 posted on 08/23/2010 10:06:38 PM PDT by Indy Pendance
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To: tlb

Please.... Not Bozo....

(I did always think clowns were a little kinky though.)


26 posted on 08/23/2010 10:09:20 PM PDT by Bullish (Been to all 57 States.... Or is it 58?)
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To: Larry Lucido

“You’re stuck on some clown from the sixties, man!”


27 posted on 08/23/2010 10:13:35 PM PDT by ReneeLynn (Socialism is SO yesterday. Fascism, it*s the new black. Mmm Mmm Mmm.)
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To: tlb

Say what you will, at least he didn't stoop to being a mime.

28 posted on 08/23/2010 10:43:00 PM PDT by Seven plus One
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To: tlb

Sandra caught him doing it on the trapeze with the bearded fat lady.


29 posted on 08/23/2010 10:58:47 PM PDT by bunkerhill7
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To: tlb
Be careful with clowns...they have a dark side...


30 posted on 08/23/2010 11:20:22 PM PDT by Tainan (Cogito, ergo conservatus)
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To: tlb

The clown said to the bartender, “My wife laughs at
me when we`re having sex.”
The bartender replied, “ Why don`t you take off your
clown outfit before you do it?
The clown said, “I do.”


31 posted on 08/23/2010 11:24:35 PM PDT by bunkerhill7
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To: kaehurowing
Clowns are creepy.

I don't want anything to do with people that purposely cover their faces with paint.

32 posted on 08/23/2010 11:25:14 PM PDT by higgmeister ( In the Shadow of The Big Chicken!)
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To: tlb
Boy at the circus:
Mommie- Look! There are ten Bum clowns getting out of that GM car!
33 posted on 08/23/2010 11:31:32 PM PDT by bunkerhill7
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To: tlb

Thought about this one just a few days ago;

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sJNV4FMpGh8


34 posted on 08/23/2010 11:32:59 PM PDT by Hillarys Gate Cult
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To: Indy Pendance

I’m rolling old school with Art.

Noory’s okay. But not that wanker Punnett.


35 posted on 08/23/2010 11:35:33 PM PDT by Pelham (Islam, the mortal enemy of the free world)
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To: MWestMom
There is no such thing as a good clown.

The only good clown is a dead clown.


36 posted on 08/23/2010 11:41:12 PM PDT by Dumpster Baby (Truth is called hate by those who hate the truth.)
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To: bunkerhill7

Whenever I hear “clown car” I think of this;

http://snltranscripts.jt.org/00/00lclowns.phtml


37 posted on 08/23/2010 11:41:43 PM PDT by Hillarys Gate Cult
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To: tlb
The clown was elected President of the Circus.
The reporter asked him, "What is the first thing you are going to do as the new President of the Circus?
"Well, the first thing I will do is to re-name the Lion Tamer Act as the "Over-Feline Contingency Operation". ’
38 posted on 08/23/2010 11:49:25 PM PDT by bunkerhill7
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To: tlb
"Are you still afraid of clowns?"

"Yeahhh..."

39 posted on 08/23/2010 11:55:38 PM PDT by Lancey Howard
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To: kaehurowing
"Oh yes, I have balloons."


40 posted on 08/24/2010 12:00:34 AM PDT by Lancey Howard
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To: tlb
The Kenyan Circus was on a U.S. tour.

The reporter asked the clown, "How many clowns can fit in that car?"

The clown replied, "Well, it's above my pay grade to comment on that but we save $10,000 worth of gas by inflating the tires."

41 posted on 08/24/2010 12:04:22 AM PDT by bunkerhill7
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To: tlb
Due to the recession, all the clowns were out of work.

A reporter asked the Head Clown "What do you think of that?"

"Oh", she said, "Unemployment benefits for clowns are creating circus jobs faster than practically any other government 3-ring circus."

42 posted on 08/24/2010 12:17:52 AM PDT by bunkerhill7
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To: tlb

After an elephant accidentally kicked over a water hydrant during the circus parade, causing thousands of gallons of water to spew into the air, inundating onlookers, the Head Clown banned all animals from the circus for 6 months.


43 posted on 08/24/2010 12:26:27 AM PDT by bunkerhill7
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To: tlb; ADemocratNoMore; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; Darksheare; OSHA; ...
So I guess she's saying that Bozo was a Democrat.

[Thanks to ADemocratNoMore for the heads-up!}


44 posted on 08/24/2010 12:33:23 AM PDT by Slings and Arrows ("I can't possibly get into trouble letting my monkey carry grenades." --Gen. Karl Tagon)
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To: Slings and Arrows

Everytime congress or senate is in session marks another ‘send in the clowns’ convention.


45 posted on 08/24/2010 12:50:58 AM PDT by tflabo
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To: Larry Lucido; Cagey; MotleyGirl70; Gamecock

ERIC: You’re livin’ in the past, man! You’re hung up on some clown from the sixties, man


46 posted on 08/24/2010 3:44:01 AM PDT by earlJam
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To: bunkerhill7

Stop STOP! You’re killing me.


47 posted on 08/24/2010 3:49:59 AM PDT by TheOldLady (Pablo is very wily.)
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To: Slings and Arrows

Two clueless people, one who was a guy’s mistress and then expects him to be faithful after she takes him away from his wife, and the guy, who’s a dem.

Clueless.


48 posted on 08/24/2010 3:52:36 AM PDT by TheOldLady (Pablo is very wily.)
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To: Perdogg; AdmSmith; Arthur Wildfire! March; Berosus; bigheadfred; blueyon; Convert from ECUSA; ...

Thanks tlb. To show just how dishonest he was, the Bozo here in Grand Rapids *wasn’t even Larry Harmon*. Dirty liar. ;’)


49 posted on 08/24/2010 4:00:14 AM PDT by SunkenCiv (Democratic Underground... matters are worse, as their latest fund drive has come up short...)
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To: kaehurowing
Clowns are creepy.

Clowns AND monkeys.......you can't trust 'em either.

50 posted on 08/24/2010 4:13:50 AM PDT by Hot Tabasco (Peanut bunker was just peanut bunker until I found Free Republic.........)
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