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Cheating Bozo the Clown was BS artist (Bozo the Cheating Clown)
New York Post ^ | August 23, 2010 | Page 6

Posted on 08/23/2010 9:26:34 PM PDT by tlb

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To: MarineBrat

Old Swedish man comes into the doctor, complains about his PP

“Well, let’s have a look it” says the Doctor, who then looks at Sven’s PP. “My Gawd, it’s all red and raw...how much do you and your wife “do it?”.

“Well,” begins Sven, “I wake up in the morning and I yump, her. Before I go to work, I yump her again. At Lunch I come home and yump her. I come back from work and yump her. Before dinner I yump her again, after dinner I yump her. AND, I yump her again when we go to bed.”

The doctor looks at Sven “It seems that you and your wife are doing it too much.”

“Oh,” says Sven, “you don’t think it’s all the yerking off in between?”


21 posted on 08/23/2010 9:54:42 PM PDT by Loud Mime (It's the CONSTITUTION! www.initialpoints.net)
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To: MarineBrat

Exactly! WTF? He’s a guy, for goodness sake...


22 posted on 08/23/2010 10:01:19 PM PDT by Hoosier-Daddy ( "It does no good to be a super power if you have to worry what the neighbors think." BuffaloJack)
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To: MWestMom
The BEST clown ever was Jimmy Stewart in Cecil B. DeMille's The Greatest Show On Earth:


23 posted on 08/23/2010 10:03:32 PM PDT by Indy Pendance
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To: tlb

“Larry was sex crazed, she says. “He would want to have sex every night and twice on the weekend,”

Is this a joke? I’m no femme fatal, but I don’t see that as being sex crazed.

Tiger Woods, Eliot Spitzer, Bill Clinton, that’s more my idea of sex crazed.


24 posted on 08/23/2010 10:05:09 PM PDT by jocon307
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To: jocon307

Don’t forget John Edwards.


25 posted on 08/23/2010 10:06:38 PM PDT by Indy Pendance
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To: tlb

Please.... Not Bozo....

(I did always think clowns were a little kinky though.)


26 posted on 08/23/2010 10:09:20 PM PDT by Bullish (Been to all 57 States.... Or is it 58?)
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To: Larry Lucido

“You’re stuck on some clown from the sixties, man!”


27 posted on 08/23/2010 10:13:35 PM PDT by ReneeLynn (Socialism is SO yesterday. Fascism, it*s the new black. Mmm Mmm Mmm.)
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To: tlb

Say what you will, at least he didn't stoop to being a mime.

28 posted on 08/23/2010 10:43:00 PM PDT by Seven plus One
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To: tlb

Sandra caught him doing it on the trapeze with the bearded fat lady.


29 posted on 08/23/2010 10:58:47 PM PDT by bunkerhill7
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To: tlb
Be careful with clowns...they have a dark side...


30 posted on 08/23/2010 11:20:22 PM PDT by Tainan (Cogito, ergo conservatus)
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To: tlb

The clown said to the bartender, “My wife laughs at
me when we`re having sex.”
The bartender replied, “ Why don`t you take off your
clown outfit before you do it?
The clown said, “I do.”


31 posted on 08/23/2010 11:24:35 PM PDT by bunkerhill7
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To: kaehurowing
Clowns are creepy.

I don't want anything to do with people that purposely cover their faces with paint.

32 posted on 08/23/2010 11:25:14 PM PDT by higgmeister ( In the Shadow of The Big Chicken!)
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To: tlb
Boy at the circus:
Mommie- Look! There are ten Bum clowns getting out of that GM car!
33 posted on 08/23/2010 11:31:32 PM PDT by bunkerhill7
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To: tlb

Thought about this one just a few days ago;

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sJNV4FMpGh8


34 posted on 08/23/2010 11:32:59 PM PDT by Hillarys Gate Cult
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To: Indy Pendance

I’m rolling old school with Art.

Noory’s okay. But not that wanker Punnett.


35 posted on 08/23/2010 11:35:33 PM PDT by Pelham (Islam, the mortal enemy of the free world)
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To: MWestMom
There is no such thing as a good clown.

The only good clown is a dead clown.


36 posted on 08/23/2010 11:41:12 PM PDT by Dumpster Baby (Truth is called hate by those who hate the truth.)
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To: bunkerhill7

Whenever I hear “clown car” I think of this;

http://snltranscripts.jt.org/00/00lclowns.phtml


37 posted on 08/23/2010 11:41:43 PM PDT by Hillarys Gate Cult
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To: tlb
The clown was elected President of the Circus.
The reporter asked him, "What is the first thing you are going to do as the new President of the Circus?
"Well, the first thing I will do is to re-name the Lion Tamer Act as the "Over-Feline Contingency Operation". ’
38 posted on 08/23/2010 11:49:25 PM PDT by bunkerhill7
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To: tlb
"Are you still afraid of clowns?"

"Yeahhh..."

39 posted on 08/23/2010 11:55:38 PM PDT by Lancey Howard
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To: kaehurowing
"Oh yes, I have balloons."


40 posted on 08/24/2010 12:00:34 AM PDT by Lancey Howard
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