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Cheating Bozo the Clown was BS artist (Bozo the Cheating Clown)
New York Post ^
| August 23, 2010
| Page 6
Posted on 08/23/2010 9:26:34 PM PDT by tlb
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To: tlb
The Kenyan Circus was on a U.S. tour.
The reporter asked the clown, "How many clowns can fit in that car?"
The clown replied, "Well, it's above my pay grade to comment on that but we save $10,000 worth of gas by inflating the tires."
To: tlb
Due to the recession, all the clowns were out of work.
A reporter asked the Head Clown "What do you think of that?"
"Oh", she said, "Unemployment benefits for clowns are creating circus jobs faster than practically any other government 3-ring circus."
To: tlb
After an elephant accidentally kicked over a water hydrant during the circus parade, causing thousands of gallons of water to spew into the air, inundating onlookers, the Head Clown banned all animals from the circus for 6 months.
To: tlb; ADemocratNoMore; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; Darksheare; OSHA; ...
So I guess she's saying that Bozo was a Democrat.
[Thanks to ADemocratNoMore for the heads-up!}
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posted on
08/24/2010 12:33:23 AM PDT
by
Slings and Arrows
("I can't possibly get into trouble letting my monkey carry grenades." --Gen. Karl Tagon)
To: Slings and Arrows
Everytime congress or senate is in session marks another ‘send in the clowns’ convention.
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posted on
08/24/2010 12:50:58 AM PDT
by
tflabo
To: Larry Lucido; Cagey; MotleyGirl70; Gamecock
ERIC: You’re livin’ in the past, man! You’re hung up on some clown from the sixties, man
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posted on
08/24/2010 3:44:01 AM PDT
by
earlJam
To: bunkerhill7
Stop STOP! You’re killing me.
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posted on
08/24/2010 3:49:59 AM PDT
by
TheOldLady
(Pablo is very wily.)
To: Slings and Arrows
Two clueless people, one who was a guy’s mistress and then expects him to be faithful after she takes him away from his wife, and the guy, who’s a dem.
Clueless.
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posted on
08/24/2010 3:52:36 AM PDT
by
TheOldLady
(Pablo is very wily.)
To: Perdogg; AdmSmith; Arthur Wildfire! March; Berosus; bigheadfred; blueyon; Convert from ECUSA; ...
Thanks tlb. To show just how dishonest he was, the Bozo here in Grand Rapids *wasn’t even Larry Harmon*. Dirty liar. ;’)
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posted on
08/24/2010 4:00:14 AM PDT
by
SunkenCiv
(Democratic Underground... matters are worse, as their latest fund drive has come up short...)
To: kaehurowing
Clowns are creepy.
Clowns AND monkeys.......you can't trust 'em either.
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posted on
08/24/2010 4:13:50 AM PDT
by
Hot Tabasco
(Peanut bunker was just peanut bunker until I found Free Republic.........)
To: tlb
You got off easy, lady.
To: La Lydia
Clowns have always creeped me out
Clowns hide in the shower with large knives dripping with blood unless you leave the shower curtain open so they can't hide. ALWAYS LEAVE THE SHOWER CURTAIN OPEN!!!
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posted on
08/24/2010 4:52:33 AM PDT
by
RadiationRomeo
(Step into my mind and glimpse the madness that is me)
To: TheOldLady
Like the old saying goes, if (s)he’ll cheat with you, (s)he’ll cheat on you.
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posted on
08/24/2010 6:02:31 AM PDT
by
Slings and Arrows
("I can't possibly get into trouble letting my monkey carry grenades." --Gen. Karl Tagon)
To: tflabo
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posted on
08/24/2010 6:06:25 AM PDT
by
Slings and Arrows
("I can't possibly get into trouble letting my monkey carry grenades." --Gen. Karl Tagon)
To: tlb
Frowning takes 68 muscles.
Smiling takes 6.
Pulling this trigger takes 2.
I'm lazy.
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posted on
08/24/2010 6:15:05 AM PDT
by
The Comedian
(Evil can only succeed if good men don't point at it and laugh.)
To: tlb; Slings and Arrows
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posted on
08/24/2010 6:18:06 AM PDT
by
paulycy
(Demand Constitutionality Now: Islamo-Marxism is Evil.)
To: Slings and Arrows
Oh, without question. I dated a guy for a while who wanted to marry me, but I didn’t want to marry anyone at that point. I found out he was already married (!!!!!) and had two kids. (!!!!!) Not only that, it was his second wife, and he cheated with her before divorcing his first wife and son. A mutual friend clued me in.
I dropped him like a hot brick. I can’t abide a liar, and a cheat is always a liar.
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posted on
08/24/2010 6:25:03 AM PDT
by
TheOldLady
(Pablo is very wily.)
To: The Comedian
"I'm a GOD!!!"
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posted on
08/24/2010 6:28:06 AM PDT
by
paulycy
(Demand Constitutionality Now: Islamo-Marxism is Evil.)
To: All
Let's just leave Freddie The Freeloader out of this conversation. Sad clowns make me smile.
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posted on
08/24/2010 6:33:48 AM PDT
by
4yearlurker
(Gus the Scotty dog likes cheese!)
To: tlb
The local Bozo I watched on TV when I was growing up use to ask the kids he interviewed whether they “walked to school or carried their lunch.” You could see the cogs in their little minds freeze up trying to figure out how to answer him. LOL! The same guy is quite a bit older now and works as the media spokeman for the local horse racing track. Rootie Kazoo! Whoa Nellie!
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posted on
08/24/2010 6:44:34 AM PDT
by
OB1kNOb
(My political conviction in a nutshell: If you're in, you're out.)
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