Lesbian Martial Arts Expert Frees Under Age Lover in Indonesia

The Telegraph ^ | 28 Sep 2010

[nickcarraway]

A lesbian martial arts expert has staged a jailbreak to free her under age female lover from protective custody where she was being "cured" of her attraction to women, according to reports.

Police are investigating the escape of the 15-year-old girl, who allegedly admitted to having a sexual relationship with her 26-year-old taekwondo teacher in east Jakarta.

The girl, Tn, who comes from a community that only uses one name, left home to live with her teacher, Sj, for a month.

The girl's father called in the National Commission for Child Protection (Komnas Anak) to "cure" his daughter's sexual orientation and agreed to place her in protective custody.

Sj found out where Tn was being detained and was able to break her out on September 17, the first day of the Idul Fitri religious celebrations.

[Slings and Arrows]

Nothing I could say or do could possibly add to the awesomeness of that title, so here's "Sweet Child O' Mine" played on the sitar.

[Tainan]

TTIWWPs

[TheOldLady]

At least she set her free. It's a new leftist cause:

Free the Indonesian One-Named Lesbians!!!

[paddles]

Now somebody has a head start on the screenplay for “Kill Bill III.”

[Republic of Texas]

That was my first thought.

[dfwgator]

I’m hoping to buy the movie rights.

I'm curious as to whom you would cast in this movie?

[longtermmemmory]

you forgot anti-criminal bias.

[ClearCase_guy]

Margaret Cho is on my “do-not-hire” list. Nothing else has been finalized.

[longtermmemmory]

there is a series that started with potential and just went horribly horribly wrong.

[Darksheare]

You summoned the trifecta!
The trhead is now officially dooooooooomed!
Or was that ‘domed’?
*consults memo*
Deemed?
Who put THAT in there?!

[Vroomfondel]

I didn’t know there were lesbian martial arts.

[Slings and Arrows]

I can’t wait to see the awareness ribbon!

[TheOldLady]

Is there a color left for it? I mean, they’re already doing stripes and polka dots. Plaid?

[a fool in paradise]

“A lesbian martial arts expert has staged a jailbreak to free her under age female lover from protective custody...”

Jailbait jailbreak?

And the lavender mafia is reporting this like it’s a GOOD thing.

If the girl is underage, why is the lesbian adult free instead of being locked up herself?

[Slings and Arrows]

Shag carpet?

(Oh, I’m going to h*** for that one.)

[TheOldLady]

Just don't drag me down with you.

Why is everyone so interested in lesbians and homosexuals?

[OB1kNOb]

I’m hoping to buy the movie rights.

I'm curious as to whom you would cast in this movie?

Rosie O'Donnell and Ellen Degenerate

[xrmusn]

Rosie O’Donnell and Ellen Degenerate
= = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = =
Just conjuring up those two in an embrace(?) gives a whole new meaning to a “Roll in the hay”.

Of course ED would have to ‘roll’ RO in flour first.

Now I will have to wash my eyes out with lye to get the image out of my mind (Hopefully)

[dfwgator]

Rosie O'Donnell and Ellen Degenerate

Will you provide free barf bags at the theater entrance?

[OB1kNOb]

Will you provide free barf bags at the theater entrance?

Either that or free carpet remnants. Customer's choice.