Posted on 01/07/2011 5:02:05 AM PST by Lucky9teen
Since more and more Seniors are texting and tweeting, there
appears to be a need for a STC (Senior Texting Code).
ATD: At The Doctor’s
BFF: Best Friend Farted
BTW: Bring The Wheelchair
BYOT: Bring Your Own Teeth
CBM: Covered By Medicare
CUATSC: See You At The Senior Center
DWI: Driving While Incontinent
FWB: Friend With Beta Blockers
FWIW: Forgot Where I Was
FYI: Found Your Insulin
GGPBL: Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low!
GHA: Got Heartburn Again
HGBM: Had Good Bowel Movement
IMHO: Is My Hearing-Aid On?
LMDO: Laughing My Dentures Out
LOL: Living On Lipitor
LWO: Lawrence Welk’s On
OMMR: On My Massage Recliner
OMSG: Oh My! Sorry, Gas.
ROFL... CGU: Rolling On The Floor Laughing... And Can’t Get Up
SGGP: Sorry, Gotta Go Poop
TTYL: Talk To You Louder
WAITT: Who Am I Talking To?
WTFA: Wet The Furniture Again
WTP: Where’s The Prunes?
WWNO: Walker Wheels Need Oil
Don’t be so anal.
Okay, I’ll work on that.
"Where's my Pie?...and ice cream??"
You know, Hubby and I have a deal. The day I behave like that over ANY politician, he has my permission to shoot me—he can even use MY gun. Because I just don’t want to live like that.
LOL
So, here’s some Friday afternoon bank bureaucratic silliness. Hubby went into our bank this afternoon to pay off our mortgage. Mortgage is also held by the bank. Guess what? Can’t do that, because although the bank branches can accept mortgage payments, they can’t accept the FINAL mortgage payment. That has to be sent somewhere back east to be processed by some other dept. in the bank. So, Hubby paid our mortgage down to $1. On Monday, he has to go back to the bank and send this other dept. a cashier’s check for the $1, plus whatever 3 days’ interest is on $1, plus the $10 processing fee to finally close the account and pay off the mortgage. Can’t do that today, because today’s payment has to post before we can send the last payment. And we didn’t want to pay 3 days’ interest on the full amount, which is why he didn’t just make one big payment on Monday. There was some equally silly reason why he couldn’t just make the big payment today, but it’s lost on me.
So, we’re not quite ready to scream “we’re debt free.” We still have a $1 mortgage.
Aw heck... live a little!
Be a real pain to the bank, leave that outstanding balance on their books, and amortize your remaining payments for the next 5 years or so!
“So, we’re not quite ready to scream “we’re debt free.” We still have a $1 mortgage.”
Wonder if you could set up direct payments in 2 cent increments...
How come every time I put the flat sheet on the bed, I choose the wrong corner to start?
I guess I would have been the wiseguy that paid it down to a penny or perhaps do the gas station thing and pay all but 1/10 of a cent.
Pan_Yan just wanted your post to live up to your screen name! ;-P
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