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Police: Ga. Man Hid Chicken In His Pants
Associated Press ^ | March 3, 2011

Posted on 03/04/2011 1:53:53 PM PST by Free ThinkerNY

ROME, Ga. -- Authorities said a north Georgia man was arrested after police said he stuffed a rotisserie chicken, chicken wings, a mouth guard and two toothbrushes down the front of his pants and walked out of a Walmart without paying for the items.

Police said the man left the store through its Garden Center with the items in his pants on Tuesday afternoon.

(Excerpt) Read more at wsbtv.com ...


TOPICS: Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: georgia; napl; thief; walmart
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To: PGR88

Ha ha... his name is Joseph LEE Stringer. Another criminal with “Lee” or “Wayne” as the middle name.


41 posted on 03/04/2011 3:27:38 PM PST by boop ("Let's just say they'll be satisfied with LESS"... Ming the Merciless)
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To: Free ThinkerNY

Let me guess: The good news for him was he had enough room to stuff all that crap in there. The bad news was he got caught because it was heavy enough that it pulled his pants down.


42 posted on 03/04/2011 3:35:36 PM PST by RichInOC (No! BAD Rich! (What'd I say?))
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To: IrishCatholic

Proud of you! 34th post before someone got the line right.


43 posted on 03/04/2011 3:37:34 PM PST by Richard Kimball
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To: IrishCatholic

Proud of you! 34th post before someone got the line right.


44 posted on 03/04/2011 3:37:34 PM PST by Richard Kimball
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To: Free ThinkerNY

“Tase him Jones! Tase him! I was frisking him, and there’s a Rhode Island Red in his shorts!”


45 posted on 03/04/2011 3:49:57 PM PST by blueunicorn6 ("A crack shot and a good dancer.")
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To: Free ThinkerNY

Big deal. They put goats down their pants at Berkley.


46 posted on 03/04/2011 3:51:35 PM PST by blueunicorn6 ("A crack shot and a good dancer.")
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To: Free ThinkerNY

Another sex-toy class dropout from Northwestern U.


47 posted on 03/04/2011 3:52:26 PM PST by blueunicorn6 ("A crack shot and a good dancer.")
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To: Free ThinkerNY; a fool in paradise; JoeProBono

Is that a cockarel in your pants or are you glad to see me?


48 posted on 03/04/2011 3:54:17 PM PST by Revolting cat! (Let us prey!)
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To: Free ThinkerNY
Well, after having had time here in the N GA mountains to peruse the lower-spectrum customers in our new WalMart, I totally believe this and actually think that for some of the fatasses there, that's not too far of a stretch (in their stretch pants).....

Hell, half the time there is a waiting line for the fat ass carts!

49 posted on 03/04/2011 3:54:35 PM PST by Gaffer
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To: Free ThinkerNY

The first rule of Cockfight Club is you don’t talk about Cockfight Club.


50 posted on 03/04/2011 4:01:36 PM PST by rfp1234 (Le Parti du The'. Ne marchez pas sur moi!)
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To: Revolting cat!


51 posted on 03/04/2011 4:03:34 PM PST by JoeProBono (A closed mouth gathers no feet - Visualize)
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To: JoeProBono

52 posted on 03/04/2011 4:08:44 PM PST by dfwgator
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To: Free ThinkerNY

53 posted on 03/04/2011 4:18:02 PM PST by paulycy (Islamo-Marxism is Evil.)
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To: Free ThinkerNY

54 posted on 03/04/2011 4:18:06 PM PST by flat
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To: flat

Don’t think I would want any of it considering where it’s been.


55 posted on 03/04/2011 4:42:10 PM PST by glyptol
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To: AdmSmith; AnonymousConservative; Berosus; bigheadfred; ColdOne; Convert from ECUSA; Delacon; ...
stuffed a rotisserie chicken, chicken wings, a mouth guard and two toothbrushes down the front of his pants and walked out of a Walmart
The mouth guard makes no sense.


56 posted on 03/04/2011 5:02:42 PM PST by SunkenCiv (The 2nd Amendment follows right behind the 1st because some people are hard of hearing.)
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To: dfwgator; All
This brings to mind a very old joke from the Borscht Belt...

Guy goes to a butcher...buys a live chicken, because it will be killed at home, in order to be kosher. Walking home, he passes a movie theater..want to see the film..can't get in with a live animal, so he stuffs the chicken down his pants..Chicken's gotta breathe, so when he's seated, he opens his fly, pulls the chicken's head out..and watches the movie..little while later, two ladies sit down next to him..after a while, one pokes the other and says...

"Mabel..look..the guy next to me..he's got his thing hanging out of his pants.."

"So what, says the other..you seen one..you seen 'em all.."

"But Mabel..this one's eating my popcorn..

57 posted on 03/04/2011 5:28:07 PM PST by ken5050 (Admin Moderators rule!!!!)
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To: napscoordinator

“Clearly the effects of the recession is taking hold. There is no way that he would do this if he was not desperate. I know that kids steal things that are insignificant sometimes but those items are not your normal shoplifting ones.”

Agreed. This is just the start. My fiancee’ shagged a car out of our neighborhood today with 3 dare I say Pacos in it. Just cruising slowly past everyone’s house. On the third pass he pulled out and followed them in his truck and they kept pulling into driveways and sitting and looking around he just sat in the street until finally they took off and left the neighborhood. This is a daily occurence now in our neighborhood. Break ins every other day.

As the “recession” (joke) gets worse we will see more and more crime.


58 posted on 03/04/2011 7:27:17 PM PST by Georgia Girl 2 (The only purpose of a pistol is to fight your way back to the rifle you should never have dropped.)
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To: Darksheare; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; OSHA; martin_fierro; NYC GOP Chick; ...
No Chicken Choking

59 posted on 03/04/2011 8:04:08 PM PST by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: napscoordinator
you are exactly right - this is not funny.

one of my sons is a long hauler - he is back and forth, up and down across this country. He says things are far worse out there than most people think.

And now, as we see the unemployed running out of their 2 yrs of unemployment checks - and the few jobs that ARE available, the employers do NOT want people who have been unemployed for a long time.

It's going to get a lot worse before it turns around.

60 posted on 03/04/2011 10:28:07 PM PST by maine-iac7 ("We stand together or we fall apart" mt)
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