Weiner Limerick thread [please add yours...vanity]

me ^ | 6/1/2011 | Me

[matt1234]

There once was a strange man named Weiner
Who had an unpleasant demeanor.
He tweeted his willy
To a young filly.
And his wife pondered pastures greener.

[Darksheare]

There once was a man from Nantucket,
whose junk was bait in a bucket..
Nevermind.

[Emperor Palpatine]

There once was a pol named Tough Tony.
Who sent pics of his pepperoni
When caught he went “Aaaccckkk!
I’ll just say I was hacked-
That tweet, it ain’t mine its a phony!”

[CynicalBear]

Ping for later.

[Bean Counter]

There once was an over-sexed Lib
Who so very much loved to fib
He was so imprudent
He tweeted a student
With a pic of his thinly veiled nib.

[Bean Counter]

A mammoth-gland man messaged tweetly,
A girl half his age replied sweetly,
“It’s angry, hung sir.
but your tool, it’s a blur,
and the picture was not taken neatly.”

[mgpilot]

There once was a young girl out west
Who thought congressman Wiener the best.
He sent her a tweeter
Of his favorite peter
Now it’s up to the media to tell us the rest!

[misterrob]

There once was a democrat named Anthony Weiner
Who tweeted with girls barely older than tweeners
He sexted a photo of his little man junk
then tried to claim the whole thing was bunk
Alas his old lady Huma found his story full of lies
and in her grief ran back to Hillary’s thighs

[Red Badger]

Ther once was a man named Tony
Nothing but a low class phony
He Tweeted a pic
Of his little pin prick
And now he is known as Bony.........

[BufordP]

There once was a Weiner in congress,
Representing the State of Undress.
He tweeted with pants down.
He’s the talk of the town.
For criminy sakes, man, confess!

[matt1234]

Alas his old lady Huma found his story full of lies
and in her grief ran back to Hillary’s thighs

LOL. Greener pastures...

[FrdmLvr]

There once was a Tweeter named Weiner
Who got caught by an Internet screener
He Twittered his dong
As he thought all along
Even though it’s short it’s still sweeter.

[Palladin]

At a try to attract a young student
Mr. Weiner did something imprudent.
In his shorts was a bend,
He clicked Copy and Send:
Huma put in his thick head a new dent.

[FrdmLvr]

Rewrite:
There once was a Tweeter named Weiner
Who got caught by an Internet screener
He thought all along
As he Twittered his dong
“It may be short but it’s sweeter”

[MadMax, the Grinning Reaper]

#2: Darksheare:

Weiner says: “Don’t touch my junk!”, not to the TSA but to his wife.

[Darksheare]

LOL!
Ouch...

[TruthShallSetYouFree]

An arrogant lib known as Weiner
Used his wife as a beard and a screener
But this fellow has guts
Sent a text of his putz
It’s an inch (though a half-inch is meaner)

[AGreatPer]

Weiner goes on the Imus in The Morning Show quite often.
To say the least, Don Imus has been kind but you can tell an underlying snickering if for nothing else but his name.

I can almost hear Mr. Imus if he has the guts to go on the program:
"Is it your puddin' or what?"

Even Chris Matthews said tonight, "You would think you would remember taking a picture like this". Sissy Chrissy blasted him.

[andy58-in-nh]

There once was a Congressman, Weiner
Of whom it was said: few are meaner
Yet he chose to expose his cotton-clad hose
Risking felony, not misdemeanor.

[BufordP]

I half expected the circling of the wagons by the Dems and the media. I’ve been surprised.

But I still don’t know whether he’ll go down for awhile. He’s too arrogant to resign. He’d have to be expelled or censored. That may take awhile. Just a guess.