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Signs Warn Of 'Zombie Stripper'
TheDrnverChannel.com ^ | 8:20 am MDT July 20, 2011 | Deb Stanley

Posted on 07/20/2011 3:11:58 PM PDT by RandallFlagg

PUEBLO, Colo. -- Hackers are hitting construction signs in Southern Colorado.

The latest message? An electronic sign that warned "Caution: Zombie Stripper."


(Excerpt) Read more at thedenverchannel.com ...


TOPICS: Humor; Local News; Miscellaneous; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: collapse; colorado; default; denver; devolution; distopia; napl; zombies
This is series!
1 posted on 07/20/2011 3:12:01 PM PDT by RandallFlagg
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To: CholeraJoe; Delta 21; Nikas777; NoAmnesty; Yorlik803; TheOldLady; The Comedian; OB1kNOb; ...

2 posted on 07/20/2011 3:12:37 PM PDT by RandallFlagg (Let this chant follow BHO everywhere he goes: "You lie. You lie. You lie.")
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To: RandallFlagg
This is series!

AND Hugh!

3 posted on 07/20/2011 3:20:28 PM PDT by FredZarguna (I remember when all we had were zeroes and ones. And some days we didn't even have ones.)
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To: RandallFlagg

"What do you mean when you say that you don't want a lap dance?"
4 posted on 07/20/2011 3:22:20 PM PDT by Kartographer (".. we mutually pledge to each other our lives, our fortunes, and our sacred honor.")
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To: RandallFlagg

Someday I will watch “Zombie Strippers”. I am sure it will be educational.


5 posted on 07/20/2011 3:30:44 PM PDT by dynachrome ("Our forefathers didn't bury their guns. They buried those that tried to take them.")
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To: RandallFlagg


6 posted on 07/20/2011 3:32:58 PM PDT by Chode (American Hedonist - *DTOM* -ww- NO Pity for the LAZY)
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To: Slings and Arrows

NOT A PING


7 posted on 07/20/2011 3:33:47 PM PDT by a fool in paradise (The liberal press applauded when the NY Times hacked Newt Gingrich's phone calls.)
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To: Revolting cat!
The warning is in error. The naked cowgirl only looks like a zombie and she doesn't take her clothes off.


8 posted on 07/20/2011 3:35:40 PM PDT by a fool in paradise (The liberal press applauded when the NY Times hacked Newt Gingrich's phone calls.)
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To: a fool in paradise

Yikes, Dee Snider has hit hard times...


9 posted on 07/20/2011 3:41:27 PM PDT by Molon Labbie
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To: dynachrome

Zombie Strippers is a good zombie movie. Hubby and I gave it three stars on Netflix, mainly for the amusing campiness.

We liked Fido (four stars) better though. I didn’t even recognize Billy Connolly. It was really funny.

But the bust-a-gut zombie movies are Return of the Living Dead — I almost died laughing — five stars, and then there’s Shawn of the Dead, another five star classic.

As for the “serious” zombie movies, I love them all. They make the spoofs funnier when you know exactly what they’re spoofing.

And for goodness sake, send more cops.


10 posted on 07/20/2011 3:54:46 PM PDT by TheOldLady (FReepmail me to get ON or OFF the ZOT LIGHTNING ping list.)
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To: TheOldLady
Shawn of the Dead is hysterically funny. You might enjoy Tokyo Zombies. It is a dubbed Japanese zombie movie, the dubbing in itself is funny. Honestly, it maybe the worst movie ever made, but it so bad you just can't help but watch and laugh.
11 posted on 07/20/2011 4:00:44 PM PDT by svcw (democrats are liars, it's a given)
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To: TheOldLady

Zombieland is still my favorite zombie movie.

“Zombie Kill of the Week” — hilarious!


12 posted on 07/20/2011 4:11:13 PM PDT by antiRepublicrat
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To: TheOldLady

My sister sez FIDO is funny stuff. It is on my to do lsit.


13 posted on 07/20/2011 4:17:41 PM PDT by dynachrome ("Our forefathers didn't bury their guns. They buried those that tried to take them.")
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To: svcw

Added to Netflix. Thanks.


14 posted on 07/20/2011 4:21:17 PM PDT by TheOldLady (FReepmail me to get ON or OFF the ZOT LIGHTNING ping list.)
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To: antiRepublicrat

Zombieland 2008, or Zombieland 2009?

We gave the 2009 film with Woody Harrelson four stars, but we haven’t seen 2008 one with Brad Dourif. Yet.

Thanks for pointing me toward the 2008 film. I like Brad Dourif.


15 posted on 07/20/2011 4:25:18 PM PDT by TheOldLady (FReepmail me to get ON or OFF the ZOT LIGHTNING ping list.)
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To: TheOldLady

2009, but I’ll have to check out the 2008 since Brad Dourif is usually pretty good.


16 posted on 07/20/2011 5:08:22 PM PDT by antiRepublicrat
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To: antiRepublicrat

That makes two of us. ;-)


17 posted on 07/20/2011 5:23:59 PM PDT by TheOldLady (FReepmail me to get ON or OFF the ZOT LIGHTNING ping list.)
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To: antiRepublicrat

Huh?
Brad Dourif was in a movie called, “Zombieland,” in 2008?


18 posted on 07/20/2011 5:42:49 PM PDT by RandallFlagg (Let this chant follow BHO everywhere he goes: "You lie. You lie. You lie.")
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To: RandallFlagg

Can I get on the zombie ping list? :>)


19 posted on 07/20/2011 6:20:36 PM PDT by erod (Unlike the President I am a true Chicagoan.)
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To: a fool in paradise; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; Darksheare; OSHA; ...
Helen Thomas is really losing it.


20 posted on 07/20/2011 6:35:00 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: erod

You’re on. Thank you.


21 posted on 07/20/2011 6:37:42 PM PDT by RandallFlagg (Let this chant follow BHO everywhere he goes: "You lie. You lie. You lie.")
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To: RandallFlagg

Here you go, FRiend.

http://movies.netflix.com/WiMovie/Zombieland/70113009?trkid=2361637


22 posted on 07/20/2011 6:58:20 PM PDT by TheOldLady (FReepmail me to get ON or OFF the ZOT LIGHTNING ping list.)
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To: RandallFlagg

Thanks bro!


23 posted on 07/20/2011 7:14:48 PM PDT by erod (Unlike the President I am a true Chicagoan.)
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To: RandallFlagg

OMG!


24 posted on 07/20/2011 9:48:24 PM PDT by Doomonyou (Let them eat Lead.)
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To: RandallFlagg

Please add me to the Zombie Ping list as well.


25 posted on 07/21/2011 4:45:14 AM PDT by verga (I am not an apologist, I just play one on Television)
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To: verga

You’re on.


26 posted on 07/21/2011 4:49:16 AM PDT by RandallFlagg (Let this chant follow BHO everywhere he goes: "You lie. You lie. You lie.")
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To: RandallFlagg

She’s not giving ME a lap dance.


27 posted on 07/21/2011 5:35:57 AM PDT by CholeraJoe (Don't Panic and always bring a towel.)
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To: Slings and Arrows; null and void

I will venture a guess that my coffee was not involved in this one.


28 posted on 07/21/2011 7:51:17 AM PDT by Darksheare (You will never defeat Bok Choy!)
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To: Doomonyou

Considering that that part of Colorado is pretty conservative, those zombies don’t stand a chance.


29 posted on 07/21/2011 7:52:08 AM PDT by RandallFlagg (Let this chant follow BHO everywhere he goes: "You lie. You lie. You lie.")
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To: Darksheare

Nobody’s proved anything...yet.


30 posted on 07/21/2011 9:35:43 AM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: Slings and Arrows

We’ll see.
*hides in bunker*


31 posted on 07/21/2011 9:46:24 AM PDT by Darksheare (You will never defeat Bok Choy!)
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To: CholeraJoe; Revolting cat!

I saw a zombie stripper once. She gave me the finger and even let me keep it.


32 posted on 07/21/2011 2:00:23 PM PDT by a fool in paradise (The liberal press applauded when the NY Times hacked Newt Gingrich's phone calls.)
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