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Sinead O'Connor Seeks "Sweet, Sex-Starved Man" Online
TV Guide Online ^
| 8/30/11
| Joyce Eng
Posted on 09/01/2011 9:49:13 AM PDT by hoagy62
Sinead O'Connor is "in desperate need of a very sweet sex-starved man" and she wants everyone to know it.
The Irish singer has taken to her blog and Twitter to snare a potential suitor and to lament the current lack of romance in her life.
"My sh---uation sexually/affectionately speaking is so dire that inanimate objects are starting to look good as are inappropriate and/or unavailable men and/or inappropriate and/or unavailable fruits and vegetables. I tell you yams are looking like the winners," she writes. "Needless to say what I do for a living makes it hard for me to find men that only want me cuz they like my (legendary) arse. Yet I am in the peak of my sexual prime and way too lovely to be living like a nun. and it's VERY depressing."
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TOPICS: Miscellaneous; Music/Entertainment; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: fatso; ireland; irish; perverted; shavedhead; sick; thebitchugly
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To: Mr. K
You gotta spell my name right.
81
posted on
09/01/2011 11:44:00 AM PDT
by
Lazamataz
(If Hitler had been as lazy as Obama, the 1940's would have been a very nice decade!!)
To: hoagy62
"I'm not gonna hit it, YOU hit it!"
"NO, I'm NOT gonna hit it, YOU hit it!"
"I know! Let's try Laz, he'll hit ANYTHING! Hey, Laz, try this!"
a few seconds later....."HE LIKES IT!"
82
posted on
09/01/2011 11:54:25 AM PDT
by
OB1kNOb
(When scraping bottom of political barrel, the top layer of scum candidates isn't better than bottom.)
To: stylecouncilor
83
posted on
09/01/2011 11:58:43 AM PDT
by
onedoug
(!)
To: dfwgator
84
posted on
09/01/2011 12:00:45 PM PDT
by
semaj
To: xrmusn
I thought she played for the other team.She tried it for awhile, but I guess that didn't work out for her.
85
posted on
09/01/2011 12:10:14 PM PDT
by
dfwgator
To: E. Pluribus Unum
She ate all her own ugly words and the effects made their way outside.
Watch what you eat!
She may or may not know Jesus, but she does seem to for sure know about pork rendered lard.
Someone PLEASE save her vegetables and pork sausages.
86
posted on
09/01/2011 12:17:26 PM PDT
by
A CA Guy
( God Bless America, God bless and keep safe our fighting men and women.)
To: hoagy62
Sorry,sweetie....I'm not quite *that* desperate.And I'm probably the wrong gender for you anyway....I have an “X” chromosome.
87
posted on
09/01/2011 2:54:46 PM PDT
by
Gay State Conservative
(Massachusetts,proud home of *two* of Obama's illegal alien relatives!)
To: Lazamataz
88
posted on
09/01/2011 3:03:51 PM PDT
by
RetSignman
(It's Summertime...the "Goebbles Warmers" are back from hibernation.)
To: sinanju
Shes finding out that the world is not longer so indulgent of difficult women once theyre no longer hotties.
Yes, Brilliant! But she was never all that hot. But your point is right on. Beautiful women can get by with being stupid, arrogant, hateful, spiteful, and generally despicable. But once that beauty is gone men aren't gonna tolerate it for a micro-second.
And your comment on the Potato Chip isle at Walmart is great. I'm gonna steal it.
89
posted on
09/01/2011 3:20:45 PM PDT
by
truthguy
(Good intentions are not enough.)
To: OB1kNOb
"I'm not gonna hit it, YOU hit it!"
There's not enough Guinness in Ireland...
90
posted on
09/01/2011 3:24:35 PM PDT
by
truthguy
(Good intentions are not enough.)
To: PBRSTREETGANG; Lazamataz
91
posted on
09/01/2011 3:29:42 PM PDT
by
real saxophonist
(The fact that you play tuba doesn't make you any less lethal. -USMC bandsman in Iraq)
To: Kickass Conservative
In her day, Linda R. was a sweet-looking, semi-attractive young woman. She could get any man to do the ‘bump-nasty’ with her because she had the looks for it.
That was before she ballooned up and became a hateful, anti-American, anti-troop liberal shrew.
92
posted on
09/02/2011 1:24:26 AM PDT
by
hoagy62
(Help stamp out crack-pull up your pants.)
To: Lazamataz; PBRSTREETGANG; OB1kNOb
That was the best “I’d hit it” pic gallery in memory.
93
posted on
09/08/2011 5:19:21 PM PDT
by
SunkenCiv
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To: Perdogg; AdmSmith; AnonymousConservative; Berosus; bigheadfred; Bockscar; ColdOne; ...
I guess she's changed her crazy mind:
Thanks hoagy62.
94
posted on
09/08/2011 5:21:55 PM PDT
by
SunkenCiv
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To: SunkenCiv; Impy; fieldmarshaldj; GOPsterinMA; GSP.FAN
I know nothing compares to me, but no thank you
95
posted on
09/08/2011 5:54:21 PM PDT
by
Perdogg
(0bama got 0sama?? Really, was 0sama on the golf course?)
To: Perdogg; SunkenCiv; Impy; fieldmarshaldj; GSP.FAN
Remember when Sinatra wanted to slap this slob?
Wasn’t she a dyke for a time?
96
posted on
09/09/2011 5:54:47 AM PDT
by
GOPsterinMA
(Perry/Bachmann 2012 - they can share hair care products.)
To: GOPsterinMA
Dude she was everything,for awhile she was a priest,celibate,dyke,atheist,activist etc, she tried everything and still was not happy..
All said she has a great voice and her nothing compares to you album is one of my favorites.
97
posted on
09/09/2011 8:23:23 AM PDT
by
GSP.FAN
(Some days, it's not even worth chewing through the restraints.)
To: Perdogg; GOPsterinMA; fieldmarshaldj
I’m far short of her 44 year old minimum age. Oh well. :(
I’d advise everyone over 44 to change your name to “Nigel” cause it sounds like she’s about ready to start raping guys.
98
posted on
09/09/2011 5:35:47 PM PDT
by
Impy
(Don't call me red.)
To: Impy; Perdogg; fieldmarshaldj
I also am mercifully not old enough for Seamus...Thank God!!!
I’d take the duo of Pelosi and Boxer anyday over Seamus...no contest...
99
posted on
09/09/2011 7:18:42 PM PDT
by
GOPsterinMA
(Perry/Bachmann 2012 - they can share hair care products.)
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