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Man Uses Guitar to Defend Home from Palmyra Intruder
Newsplex.com ^ | October 5 2011 | AP

Posted on 10/05/2011 12:25:15 PM PDT by bk1000

Not sure of the rules with this source, so I'm posting the headline and link only.


TOPICS: Arts/Photography; Humor; Local News; Music/Entertainment
KEYWORDS: elkabong; guitarhero; virginia
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I hope it was a Gibson!
1 posted on 10/05/2011 12:25:18 PM PDT by bk1000
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To: bk1000
Who would rob 'El Ka-bong'?


2 posted on 10/05/2011 12:27:30 PM PDT by Hodar ( Who needs laws; when this FEELS so right?)
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To: bk1000

I’ll bet the intruder was strung out.


3 posted on 10/05/2011 12:30:25 PM PDT by decimon
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To: bk1000

No need to fret


4 posted on 10/05/2011 12:31:58 PM PDT by JRios1968 (I'm guttery and trashy, with a hint of lemon. - Laz)
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To: bk1000

Does he need more lessons?


5 posted on 10/05/2011 12:32:10 PM PDT by Berlin_Freeper
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To: bk1000

He tuned that guy up but good...


6 posted on 10/05/2011 12:32:27 PM PDT by WayneS (Comments now include 25% more sarcasm at NO additional charge.)
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To: bk1000
Did he use an AXE like Gene Simmons has?


7 posted on 10/05/2011 12:32:27 PM PDT by Constitution Day
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You know what they say;

Never bring a guitar to a.....oh nevermind.

8 posted on 10/05/2011 12:33:46 PM PDT by Bloody Sam Roberts (Attacking Wall Street because youÂ’re jobless is like burning down Whole Foods because youÂ’re hungr)
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He picked the wrong man!


9 posted on 10/05/2011 12:34:12 PM PDT by DainBramage
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I think it was Pete Townsend who clobbered (with his Strat) some moron who charged him on-stage. Woodstock, wasn't it?

See the tagline. I'm telling you, anyone who screws with a guitar player is in for a whole new form of enlightenment.

10 posted on 10/05/2011 12:34:39 PM PDT by the invisib1e hand (...then they came for the guitars, and we kicked their sorry faggot asses into the dust)
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To: Hodar

Great minds think alike. That took - 1 - post to make the El-Kabong gag.


11 posted on 10/05/2011 12:35:22 PM PDT by BenKenobi (Honkeys for Herman! 10 percent is enough for God; 9 percent is enough for government)
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To: bk1000

When Gibsons are outlawed, only outlaws will have a Gibson!


12 posted on 10/05/2011 12:35:36 PM PDT by Oztrich Boy (New gets old. Steampunk is always cool)
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To: Hodar

Guitar-zan?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-OqbbOhoOfQ

Thanks to Ray Stevens ;o)


13 posted on 10/05/2011 12:38:08 PM PDT by QBFimi (When gunpowder speaks, beasts listen.)
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To: bk1000

Used the axe


14 posted on 10/05/2011 12:39:57 PM PDT by Cboldt
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To: Oztrich Boy

Holder is working on that.

then he’ll ship them across the border to arm the Mexican gangs.


15 posted on 10/05/2011 12:40:23 PM PDT by WOBBLY BOB (See ya later, debt inflator ! Gone in 4 (2012))
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To: bk1000
From the AC/DC song, did the intruder get “Shot down in flames”?
16 posted on 10/05/2011 12:42:13 PM PDT by The Cajun (Palin, Free Republic, Mark Levin, Rush, Hannity......Nuff said.)
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To: the invisib1e hand

Keith Richard knocked some kid off the stage with his guitar during a concert at the Hampton Coliseum in 1981.


17 posted on 10/05/2011 12:45:31 PM PDT by WayneS (Comments now include 25% more sarcasm at NO additional charge.)
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To: Bloody Sam Roberts
You know what they say;
Never bring a guitar to a.....oh nevermind.

Sometimes it works out okay...


18 posted on 10/05/2011 12:53:47 PM PDT by Charles Martel (Endeavor to persevere...)
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911: what is your emergency?

Man: A guy broke in my house and I hit him with my guitar.

911: Is he down?

Man: Yes, E flat.

Sorry

19 posted on 10/05/2011 12:57:20 PM PDT by TangoLimaSierra (To the left the truth looks Right-Wing.)
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To: bk1000

Won't Get Robbed Again!

20 posted on 10/05/2011 1:04:12 PM PDT by bigbob
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