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Man Uses Guitar to Defend Home from Palmyra Intruder
Newsplex.com ^
| October 5 2011
| AP
Posted on 10/05/2011 12:25:15 PM PDT by bk1000
Not sure of the rules with this source, so I'm posting the headline and link only.
TOPICS: Arts/Photography; Humor; Local News; Music/Entertainment
KEYWORDS: elkabong; guitarhero; virginia
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I hope it was a Gibson!
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posted on
10/05/2011 12:25:18 PM PDT
by
bk1000
To: bk1000
Who would rob 'El Ka-bong'?
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posted on
10/05/2011 12:27:30 PM PDT
by
Hodar
( Who needs laws; when this FEELS so right?)
To: bk1000
I’ll bet the intruder was strung out.
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posted on
10/05/2011 12:30:25 PM PDT
by
decimon
To: bk1000
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posted on
10/05/2011 12:31:58 PM PDT
by
JRios1968
(I'm guttery and trashy, with a hint of lemon. - Laz)
To: bk1000
Does he need more lessons?
To: bk1000
He tuned that guy up but good...
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posted on
10/05/2011 12:32:27 PM PDT
by
WayneS
(Comments now include 25% more sarcasm at NO additional charge.)
To: bk1000
Did he use an AXE like Gene Simmons has?
To: bk1000
You know what they say;
Never bring a guitar to a.....oh nevermind.
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posted on
10/05/2011 12:33:46 PM PDT
by
Bloody Sam Roberts
(Attacking Wall Street because youÂ’re jobless is like burning down Whole Foods because youÂ’re hungr)
To: bk1000
To: bk1000
I think it was Pete Townsend who clobbered (with his Strat) some moron who charged him on-stage. Woodstock, wasn't it?
See the tagline. I'm telling you, anyone who screws with a guitar player is in for a whole new form of enlightenment.
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posted on
10/05/2011 12:34:39 PM PDT
by
the invisib1e hand
(...then they came for the guitars, and we kicked their sorry faggot asses into the dust)
To: Hodar
Great minds think alike. That took - 1 - post to make the El-Kabong gag.
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posted on
10/05/2011 12:35:22 PM PDT
by
BenKenobi
(Honkeys for Herman! 10 percent is enough for God; 9 percent is enough for government)
To: bk1000
When Gibsons are outlawed, only outlaws will have a Gibson!
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posted on
10/05/2011 12:35:36 PM PDT
by
Oztrich Boy
(New gets old. Steampunk is always cool)
To: Hodar
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posted on
10/05/2011 12:38:08 PM PDT
by
QBFimi
(When gunpowder speaks, beasts listen.)
To: bk1000
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posted on
10/05/2011 12:39:57 PM PDT
by
Cboldt
To: Oztrich Boy
Holder is working on that.
then he’ll ship them across the border to arm the Mexican gangs.
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posted on
10/05/2011 12:40:23 PM PDT
by
WOBBLY BOB
(See ya later, debt inflator ! Gone in 4 (2012))
To: bk1000
From the AC/DC song, did the intruder get “Shot down in flames”?
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posted on
10/05/2011 12:42:13 PM PDT
by
The Cajun
(Palin, Free Republic, Mark Levin, Rush, Hannity......Nuff said.)
To: the invisib1e hand
Keith Richard knocked some kid off the stage with his guitar during a concert at the Hampton Coliseum in 1981.
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posted on
10/05/2011 12:45:31 PM PDT
by
WayneS
(Comments now include 25% more sarcasm at NO additional charge.)
To: Bloody Sam Roberts
You know what they say;
Never bring a guitar to a.....oh nevermind. Sometimes it works out okay...
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posted on
10/05/2011 12:53:47 PM PDT
by
Charles Martel
(Endeavor to persevere...)
To: bk1000
911: what is your emergency?
Man: A guy broke in my house and I hit him with my guitar.
911: Is he down?
Man: Yes, E flat.
Sorry
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posted on
10/05/2011 12:57:20 PM PDT
by
TangoLimaSierra
(To the left the truth looks Right-Wing.)
To: bk1000
Won't Get Robbed Again!
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posted on
10/05/2011 1:04:12 PM PDT
by
bigbob
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