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!!Breaking!! Cain accuser, he fathered my baby.
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Posted on 11/07/2011 10:10:29 AM PST by mnehring

Breaking. Cain's newest accuser has broken silence. In a shocking revelation, Cain is accused of being the father of the accuser's baby.

The baby's mother, a Justin Bieber, said she was stuned when she saw Cain on TV and is sure that Cain fathered her expected baby even though they have never met.


Beiber was Stuned.


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: allred; beiber; bieber; cain; hermancain; humor; itsajoke; satire; stune

1 posted on 11/07/2011 10:10:35 AM PST by mnehring
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To: humblegunner

Ping


2 posted on 11/07/2011 10:12:48 AM PST by mnehring
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To: mnehring

It is a LIE! That kid has too much hair to be Cain’s!

/s


3 posted on 11/07/2011 10:13:19 AM PST by MNJohnnie (Giving more money to DC to fix the Debt is like giving free drugs to addicts think it will cure them)
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To: mnehring

This story is obviously false.

Justin Bieber isn’t old enough to conceive a child.


4 posted on 11/07/2011 10:14:28 AM PST by humblegunner (The kinder, gentler version...)
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To: MNJohnnie

That’s the mother, not the child.


5 posted on 11/07/2011 10:15:27 AM PST by mnehring
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To: mnehring

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6 posted on 11/07/2011 10:19:11 AM PST by mnehring
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To: mnehring

I knew something wasn’t right with that boy. I didn’t think it was a v*g*na, though.


7 posted on 11/07/2011 10:20:36 AM PST by JohnBrowdie (http://forum.stink-eye.net)
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To: mnehring

Cool! This is like Clinton’s love baby. Who said history doesn’t repeat itself?


8 posted on 11/07/2011 10:23:59 AM PST by pallis
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To: mnehring

NOT Funny! I about pooped my pants, lol


9 posted on 11/07/2011 10:27:05 AM PST by GoCards (I am a Hobbit)
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To: mnehring

This thread has no honor.

10 posted on 11/07/2011 10:28:57 AM PST by McGruff (Hold the House, take the Senate.)
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To: mnehring
Bieber was stuned.

Perfect.

11 posted on 11/07/2011 10:30:50 AM PST by Smokin' Joe (How often God must weep at humans' folly. Stand fast. God knows what He is doing)
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To: mnehring
JUST BREAKING:

Another woman will accuse Cain of sexually molesting her. When it happened, the woman was an undergraduate at Penn State, and working at the local Godfather's pizza. Her boy friend was on the football team, so she reported the incident to Joe Paterno, but he did nothing about it

12 posted on 11/07/2011 10:32:07 AM PST by ken5050 (Cain/Gingrich 2012!!! because sharing a couch with Pelosi is NOT the same as sharing a bed with her)
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To: mnehring

Set your beeber to stune.

13 posted on 11/07/2011 10:33:07 AM PST by justlurking (The only remedy for a bad guy with a gun is a good WOMAN (Sgt. Kimberly Munley) with a gun)
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To: McGruff

Post of the day.


14 posted on 11/07/2011 10:35:54 AM PST by BenKenobi (Honkeys for Herman! 10 percent is enough for God; 9 percent is enough for government)
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To: Smokin' Joe; mnehring; al baby
mnehring ~ Bieber was stuned.

Smokin' Joe ~ Perfect.

Not quite perfect. Needs a ping for al baby...

15 posted on 11/07/2011 10:37:17 AM PST by null and void (MSGT Dean Hopkins USMC (ret) WWII-Korea-Vietnam 11/9/1925-10/22/2011 My hero, my Dad)
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To: mnehring

LOL!!! LOL some more. (Out of control) LOL!!!


16 posted on 11/07/2011 10:37:59 AM PST by jimfree (In 2012 Sarah Palin will have more quality executive experience than Barack Obama.)
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To: ken5050

Yeah. Just leave Cain alone. He hasn’t been accused of anything as bad as what Newt did to his wives.


17 posted on 11/07/2011 10:38:11 AM PST by truthfreedom
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To: truthfreedom
He hasn’t been accused of anything as bad as what Newt did to his wives.

And those have been disproved as well.

18 posted on 11/07/2011 10:42:07 AM PST by aimhigh
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To: mnehring

It’s not the evidence that counts! It’s the seriousness of the charge!

Did Lucy Ramirez give you that picture?


19 posted on 11/07/2011 10:45:56 AM PST by Lonesome in Massachussets (Ceterum autem censeo, Obama delenda est.)
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To: aimhigh

Newt cheated on his first wife.

Fact. Not disproved.

Newt divorced his first wife.

Fact. Not disproved.

Newt cheated on his second wife.

Fact. Not disproved.

Newt divorced his second wife.

Fact. Not disproved.

What was Cain accused of? Making a remark?

Unless what Cain did would be considered sexual assault or rape, what Newt did was worse.


20 posted on 11/07/2011 10:48:07 AM PST by truthfreedom
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To: mnehring

Holy crap! A few more women and Cain might catch up with Charlie Sheen!


21 posted on 11/07/2011 10:50:20 AM PST by baddog 219
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To: truthfreedom

Do you know that Herman Cain would have had to sit on the “back bench” in Mitt’s “church” up until 1978?


22 posted on 11/07/2011 10:51:10 AM PST by nesnah
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To: baddog 219

Or Bill Clinton...


23 posted on 11/07/2011 10:56:08 AM PST by cableguymn
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To: mnehring

Omg!! You have proved it! That photo has to be of a child from Cain and bieber!!

Thank goodness John Edwards went first. Cain having a love child with a young boy is not so shocking any more. ;)


24 posted on 11/07/2011 10:59:11 AM PST by Yaelle (Donate to Cain's Iowa Fund! https://supporthermancain.com/iowafund/src/1103. Needs 300k in 3 days!)
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To: GoCards

I’m with you. I about shit my pants. Sent him $100 bucks last week. Just like Fred Thompson. Man, I can pick ‘em. Go Cain!


25 posted on 11/07/2011 11:00:38 AM PST by mmanager
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To: mnehring

She should have said no when they asked if she wanted extra cheese.


26 posted on 11/07/2011 11:26:49 AM PST by bigheadfred (wogga wogga)
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To: McGruff
"This thread has no honor"

Herman Cain is Worf's father?
Wow! Who would have thought that?
Another rumor: Cain is really a Klingon.

27 posted on 11/07/2011 12:09:13 PM PST by StormEye
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To: McGruff

Sure it does get on her and stay on her


28 posted on 11/07/2011 12:28:59 PM PST by al baby (Is that old windbag still on the air ?)
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To: mnehring

29 posted on 11/07/2011 1:14:35 PM PST by Godzilla (3/7/77)
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