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Real homophobes don't Google [barf alert & FR referenced]
sfgate.com ^ | 9 Nov 2011 | Mark Morford

Posted on 11/14/2011 10:23:46 AM PST by smokingfrog

Woe to you, oh modern card-carrying homophobe. For it can't be easy to be you right now, what with all the terrifying changes taking place, all the dramatic sexual upheavals and flagrant displays of "unnatural" love being hurled like exotic sushi in your plain hamburger face these days. Oh, you poor dear.

I see you there, glumly sipping your Starbucks gingerbread latte while Googling Swedish fetish porn in between checking the latest news on NASCAR.com in your lightly stained Dockers and beat-up Nikes, Cartoon Network blaring in the background, tattered copy of Shooters Monthly on the bedside.

I see you there, mumbling angrily at how New York has had legal gay marriage for four whole months and so far, no hellfire, chaos, no petrified Christian children melting into goo in the streets. I see you horrified at how seven other states and 10 countries are thriving happily with gay marriage, God apparently not really giving the slightest damn about how anyone expresses their consensual, reverential, wholehearted love, so long as they just do.

To be fair, I suppose it's too soon to tell if the end of DADT means our valiant U.S. military, during our next war, will end up offering the enemy a giant cupcake disco meth party, instead of kicking ass and keeping those pinko commie terrorists from poisoning the beer supply and stealing your HBO.

Did I say HBO? What a shame you have to give that up, no? Same goes for all those other brands, shows, shoes and companies I mentioned above, given how they all openly disrespect you and everything you stand for. Or haven't you heard?

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To: momtothree

Oh I know. I’m at LEAST a homophobe, racist, fascist, tea-bagging, and who knows what else. I wear them all with pride, I guess. The labels mean nothing anymore.

NO more PC bullcrap for me, either. I’m calling everything as I see it...people can grow thicker skin if they need to.


41 posted on 11/14/2011 1:43:49 PM PST by Mich Patriot (I am not worried about the deficit. It is big enough to take care of itself. Ronald Reagan)
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To: Vision; smokingfrog; little jeremiah; wagglebee
Mark, first off, homophobia means fear of the same. Not fear of homosexuals.

Actually, there is a condition called homophobia. It's clinically defined, and it is characterized by e.g. extreme -- as in, eye-bulging, see-the-whites-all-the-way-around, unreasoning fear of homosexuality or homosexual men.

Movement gays -- pervs, that is -- have systematically abused the word in an attempt to turn it into a term of political abuse of normal people, as they were counseled to do by Marshall Kirk and "Erastes Pill" (Hunter Madsen) in "Overhauling Straight America" (later expanded to book length as After the Ball). Quoting them in "Overhauling":

At a later stage of the media campaign for gay rights-long after other gay ads have become commonplace-it will be time to get tough with remaining opponents. To be blunt, they must be vilified.

As shown in the article at the head of the thread.

Quote Source (cold):
http://library.gayhomeland.org/0018/EN/EN_Overhauling_Straight.htm

42 posted on 11/14/2011 1:49:23 PM PST by lentulusgracchus (Concealed carry is a pro-life position.)
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To: smokingfrog

There is something worse than a “homophobe” - a heterophobe.


43 posted on 11/14/2011 2:00:40 PM PST by Wuli
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To: Publius6961

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44 posted on 11/14/2011 3:54:49 PM PST by JOAT
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To: JOAT
Thank you for those keywords.
Hilarious!

I must have missed a few threads back then when most of my time was spent at work. Working.

45 posted on 11/14/2011 8:57:59 PM PST by Publius6961 (My world was lovely, until it was taken over by parasites.)
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