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Ron Paul Supporters Spray Vinegar at the Sky to Fight “Chemtrails”…I’m Not Kidding
Republican Party Animals ^ | December 26, 2011 | David Stein

Posted on 12/26/2011 9:25:24 PM PST by Tolerance Sucks Rocks

This is a story I couldn’t resist writing. Ron Paul supporters are spraying vinegar at the sky to “kill” clouds. They’re standing in their backyards, on their porches, and in front of their windows, angrily aiming spray bottles filled with vinegar into the air.

How could I not write about this? If I live to be one-hundred years old, will I ever again get the chance to write about something so incredibly insane?

I have several friends who support Ron Paul. The aim of this piece is not to malign or belittle all Paul supporters – just the ones who adhere to the “if Alex Jones says it, it must be true” school of thought. And boy, do those Paul devotees love the “chemtrails” conspiracy theory (the belief that the contrails created by the exhaust of aircraft engines are actually toxic “chemical trails” that the Zionist/Illuminati/Bilderberger/alien-lizard-man secret societies are using to poison the earth).

When not listening to Alex Jones and Jeff Rense, chemtrail believers obsessively take photographs of the “poison trails” and “evil clouds.” Of course, since the alien-lizard-Zionist-Bilderbergers forbid the puppet governments of the world from admitting that chemtrails exist, the intrepid chemtrail hunters have been stymied. Sure, they can photograph them, but they can’t stop ‘em.

Or CAN they? This year, a movement has spread like dengue fever among chemtrail sleuths. This movement claims that chemtrails can be “killed” with vinegar, sprayed upward from the ground. And hundreds of chemtrail true believers are doing just that – and they’re uploading videos to Youtube, Dailymotion, Ebaumsworld, and elsewhere, documenting their chemtrail “kills.”

Of the hundreds of “chemtrail kill” videos, the majority are made by self-described Ron Paul supporters. I’ve dubbed this branch of the Paul camp the “Paulsamics” (as in “Paulsamic vinegar”). If you want to see the sheer volume of Paulsamic videos online, just Google or Youtube-search “chemtrails” and “vinegar.” Below, I’ve embedded the very best video of the lot. It’s ten minutes long. Normally, I would grab a video of that length and edit a highlight reel. But it’s impossible to edit this one down; it’s too damn perfect as it is. Watch as a chemtrail-obsessed, Ron Paul-obsessed mom uses her trusty spray bottle to combat the marauding trails, as her long-suffering teenage son is forced to record her. Witness her great victory as she reemerges later to find that she has “cleaned the sky.” Oh, and don’t miss the clip at the 8-minute mark that shows the state of the family’s lawn as a result of the constant vinegar-showers. Perhaps her gardener can explain to her that vinegar is not lighter than air!

Now, my Ron Paul-supporting friends will probably claim that it’s unfair to use the actions of a few hundred Paulsamics to tar the entire Paul base. Perhaps. But I’ll say this: If two hundred Rick Perry, Michelle Bachman, or Rick Santorum supporters converged on the U.S./Mexican border to combat illegal immigration by spraying vinegar in the air, I’d consider that every bit as worthy of ridicule as I do the actions of the Paulsamics. Of course, that scenario would never happen. It’s a simple truth that no other GOP candidate has a group of supporters who are doing anything even remotely as lunatic as spraying vinegar skyward to “kill” clouds. This is something totally unique to the Paul crowd.

Several of the Paulsamics brag about the “money bombs” they’ve coordinated for Paul, the organizing they’ve done for his campaign, the Internet spots they’ve created, etc. This is an important segment of his support base. As Leon Wolf at RedState so aptly observes, “Ron Paul has built an entire political career off of pandering to the paranoid and hate filled when he thinks no one is looking.”

And now he has the Paulsamics as a result – a small cadre of dedicated loons who spray vinegar at the sky. Own ‘em or disown ‘em, Dr. Paul. Or do neither, while still happily accepting their money and support. Either way, there’s no denying that your association with the lunatic fringe is a serious stain on your presidential campaign.

Hey – now that I think about it, you know what’s good for removing stains?

Vinegar!


TOPICS: Computers/Internet; Conspiracy; Outdoors; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: chemtrails; conspiracy; cuespookymusic; illuminati; napl; neocons; neoconsaredesperate; paulsamics; ronpaul; thestupiditburns; vinegar
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It just boggles the ol' mind!
1 posted on 12/26/2011 9:25:30 PM PST by Tolerance Sucks Rocks
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks

Aren’t they worried about the resulting acetic acid rain?


2 posted on 12/26/2011 9:28:48 PM PST by Salamander (I'm your pain.....)
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To: 3D-JOY; abner; Abundy; AGreatPer; Albion Wilde; AliVeritas; alisasny; ALlRightAllTheTime; ...

PING!


3 posted on 12/26/2011 9:29:32 PM PST by Tolerance Sucks Rocks (Occupy DC General Assembly: We are Marxist tools. WE ARE MARXIST TOOLS!)
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To: al baby; Allegra; EveningStar; JRios1968; martin_fierro; pax_et_bonum; Slings and Arrows

THE STUPID!!! IT BURNS!!!


4 posted on 12/26/2011 9:31:20 PM PST by Tolerance Sucks Rocks (Occupy DC General Assembly: We are Marxist tools. WE ARE MARXIST TOOLS!)
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks

Reminds me of this:
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-chat/2625028/posts


5 posted on 12/26/2011 9:35:20 PM PST by PalinPlease
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks

They should do that in D.C. It could use a douche.


6 posted on 12/26/2011 9:35:20 PM PST by dragonblustar (Allah Ain't So Akbar!)
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks

This has got to be bogus. No one is dumb enough to believe contrails are poison.


7 posted on 12/26/2011 9:43:36 PM PST by mamelukesabre
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks

Has anyone tried vinegar on liberals?


8 posted on 12/26/2011 9:44:37 PM PST by SWAMPSNIPER (The Second Amendment, a Matter of Fact, Not a Matter of Opinion)
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks

WHAT, no baking soda?


9 posted on 12/26/2011 9:45:05 PM PST by HiTech RedNeck (Sometimes progressives find their scripture in the penumbra of sacred bathroom stall writings (Tzar))
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks

First he’s a racist and now this!


10 posted on 12/26/2011 9:45:07 PM PST by mas cerveza por favor
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks

I think the ol’ face palm would be good right about now.


11 posted on 12/26/2011 9:46:35 PM PST by Conservative4Ever (Waiting for the new tagline to download)
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To: dragonblustar

LOL. Something has to be done to clean up that stinch in DC.


12 posted on 12/26/2011 9:46:41 PM PST by VicVega (LSU is without a doubt the #1 team in the nation. GEAUX TIGERS, Geaux Saints)
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks

I’ve been saving a can of AquaNet hairspray, so I can single handedly kill the ozone layer. I’ll record it for you guys, promise. I may even be a rebel and film myself adding...............phosphates back in to my dishwashing liquid. That’s how I roll. ~snort


13 posted on 12/26/2011 9:47:14 PM PST by sybilll
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks

14 posted on 12/26/2011 9:49:01 PM PST by Old Sarge (RIP FReeper Skyraider (1930-2011) - You Are Missed)
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To: Conservative4Ever

15 posted on 12/26/2011 9:51:16 PM PST by Old Sarge (RIP FReeper Skyraider (1930-2011) - You Are Missed)
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
I would like to congratulate the Freeper who put them up to this.
Brilliant.


How can we get them to eat dog poop next?

16 posted on 12/26/2011 9:53:39 PM PST by MaxMax
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks

I can beat that....................

Theres many that think Barack Obama is not a socialist.. not a Marxist and not willing to over throw the american government and install a Marxist Cabal..

AND unwilling to believe he may have already DONE IT..


17 posted on 12/26/2011 9:57:14 PM PST by hosepipe (This propaganda has been edited to include some fully orbed hyperbole...)
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To: MaxMax
Careful.
Someone might report you to the society for the prevention of cruelty to Paultards...
18 posted on 12/26/2011 9:59:28 PM PST by MrEdd (Heck? Geewhiz Cripes, thats the place where people who don't believe in Gosh think they aint going.)
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks

Nano Chemtrails
http://www.davidicke.com/headlines/57145-nano-chemtrails

Chemtrails, bloody everywhere!!! theyre killing us!!!....David Icke,Alex Jones, Stewart Swerdlow
http://www.ashtarcommandcrew.net/forum/topics/chemtrails-bloody-everywhere#ixzz1hiANOsLn

Supporters Rally for Controversial ‘Chemtrail’ Proposal
http://northfork.patch.com/articles/supporters-show-for-controversial-chemtrail-proposal


19 posted on 12/26/2011 10:01:48 PM PST by 2ndDivisionVet (You can't invade the US. There'd be a rifle behind every blade of grass.~Admiral Yamamoto)
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks

I didn’t see a Ron Paul sign in her yard so she can’t be a Ron Paul supporter.


20 posted on 12/26/2011 10:10:18 PM PST by pterional
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; Darksheare; OSHA; ...


21 posted on 12/26/2011 10:13:40 PM PST by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
This vinegar spraying woman is a blithering idiot. She makes a perfect Paulite.


22 posted on 12/26/2011 10:14:38 PM PST by Lazlo in PA (Now living in a newly minted Red State.)
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks

Please don’t even start me with the Chemtrails. I have people in my life, lovely people, who are obsessed with this issue. I am running for County Supervisor, and it’s the only thing some want to talk about.


23 posted on 12/26/2011 10:17:19 PM PST by Hildy ("When the debate is lost, slander becomes the tool of the loser." - SocratesH)
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
Oh my gosh it really works!
Within 1/2 hour all contrails are gone!
Now I can put vinegar on the shelf right next to granny's cure for the common cold:
Guaranteed to cure the common cold within 7-10 days!

24 posted on 12/26/2011 10:18:20 PM PST by Optimist
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
Oh, and don’t miss the clip at the 8-minute mark that shows the state of the family’s lawn as a result of the constant vinegar-showers effect of the chemtrails

The Truth will out!

25 posted on 12/26/2011 10:24:22 PM PST by Oztrich Boy (Whatever happened to that Amy Summerland sailing chick?)
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks

And they are sacrificing their children to baul. And they set up pagan temples and dance with midgets around a miniture replica of stone henge. I’m not kindding.


26 posted on 12/26/2011 10:34:24 PM PST by DManA ( ex)
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks

My neighbor sprays vineger in the air also except he is a supporter of Rick Perry so I can’t vote for Perry now either.

So that’s Paul and Perry out. I wonder if any of the other candidates have supporters that shoot vinegar in the air to stop chem trails.

Does anyone know if any other candidates have this problem? I’d like to make sure before I decide who to support.


27 posted on 12/26/2011 10:47:03 PM PST by gunsequalfreedom (Conservative is not a label of convenience. It is a guide to your actions.)
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks

Please tell me this is a joke video. Please tell me that people do not believe this. I am afraid this is a sign of the Apocalypse, and it is 2012...


28 posted on 12/26/2011 10:48:12 PM PST by USAFJeeper (Who Dat Nation - Loving the Manning Face!)
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To: DManA
> ...and dance with midgets around a miniture replica of stone henge...

Don't forget, there's a rock band playing at the same time. With looks of shock and surprise. Awe, not so much.

29 posted on 12/26/2011 10:49:24 PM PST by dayglored (Listen, strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government!)
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To: gunsequalfreedom

Sounds pretty Bachmannite to me.


30 posted on 12/26/2011 10:49:54 PM PST by RegulatorCountry
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> Please tell me that people do not believe this.

Sorry.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chemtrail_conspiracy_theory

31 posted on 12/26/2011 10:51:00 PM PST by dayglored (Listen, strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government!)
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks

I notice that the usual gang of Paul apologists hasn’t yet shown up to this thread.

Maybe they’re all busy spraying vinegar at the clouds?


32 posted on 12/26/2011 10:55:06 PM PST by Windflier (To anger a conservative, tell him a lie. To anger a liberal, tell him the truth.)
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To: dayglored

I am afraid now. Please hold me.


33 posted on 12/26/2011 10:56:35 PM PST by USAFJeeper (Who Dat Nation - Loving the Manning Face!)
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To: USAFJeeper
> I am afraid now. Please hold me.

Ummmm, are you male or female? It has a profound effect on where and how I hold you. :)

(BTW, I'm male.)

34 posted on 12/26/2011 11:00:08 PM PST by dayglored (Listen, strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government!)
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To: dayglored

Haha Male, but I am still scared that wackos like this roam about! BTW, wheres the Paulbots. Shouldn’t they be here by now chanting and fighting the facts?

I said it before and will say it again. Ron Paul is the Dennis Kucinich of the right.


35 posted on 12/26/2011 11:11:26 PM PST by USAFJeeper (Who Dat Nation - Loving the Manning Face!)
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
It is looking more and more like a cult.


36 posted on 12/26/2011 11:11:51 PM PST by jonrick46 (2012 can't come soon enough.)
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To: USAFJeeper
> BTW, wheres the Paulbots. Shouldn’t they be here by now chanting and fighting the facts?

You'd think so. They must be outdoors looking up to find the Mothership.

> I said it before and will say it again. Ron Paul is the Dennis Kucinich of the right.

Pretty much, yeah. I'll guess that Paul might look better sitting in a tank, though. Damn hard to look dorkier than Dennis.

37 posted on 12/26/2011 11:22:07 PM PST by dayglored (Listen, strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government!)
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To: RegulatorCountry

Ok, then Bachman is out too. Thanks. Did you hear anything about Gingrich supporters wanting to put mirrors in space to light cities. If his supporters want to do that then Gingrich I guess is out also. Paul, Perry Bachman and Gingrich all out. Who does that leave in?


38 posted on 12/26/2011 11:29:24 PM PST by gunsequalfreedom (Conservative is not a label of convenience. It is a guide to your actions.)
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To: mamelukesabre
This has got to be bogus. No one is dumb enough to believe contrails are poison.

Dumb enough, possibly. But some are crazy enough. My one and only encounter with a chemtrail conspiracy theorist was at a gun show. I don't remember what he was selling, and I don't remember how he even got on the subject, but he believed that the government was producing these chemical trails in order to thin out the population. This was being done, according to him, because the government couldn't afford to pay Social Security to all the people who had it coming.

His solution to counter-act the chemicals in the chemtrails was to drink from a large jug of water that contained silver dollars (a poor man's diy colloidal silver?).

39 posted on 12/27/2011 12:20:42 AM PST by Monitor ("The urge to save humanity is almost always a false-front for the urge to rule it." - H. L. Mencken)
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To: Monitor
I hope those vinegar sprayers don't pollute the local water supplies.....

The EPA is trying to shut down fracking...where a major component of the liquids used is acetic acid (vinegar for those in Rio Vista)

40 posted on 12/27/2011 12:27:04 AM PST by spokeshave (Ron Paul finally lit a match after dousing himself with gasoline)
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
THE STUPID!!! IT BURNS!!!

Nah, that's just the vinegar.

41 posted on 12/27/2011 1:22:55 AM PST by TigersEye (Life is about choices. Your choices. Make good ones.)
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To: Hildy

Yup. There are some real dandy people around GV.

I pointed out one time that they should take a map out, and draw a line from the major cities in TX, NM and AZ to LA and San Fran, Sacramento etc and add in Vegas and tell me that we might be in the flight lines of all those airliners going over.

It was a exercise in futility.

But, they dont blink an eye about the meth labs around there.


42 posted on 12/27/2011 2:22:26 AM PST by crz
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To: Hildy

BTW, You got a real challenge running against the good ol boy network around Kingman...You are from that area no? Or am I thinking of someone else?


43 posted on 12/27/2011 2:27:11 AM PST by crz
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks

Sounds like the technique I used to “age” bronze sculpture. Although I hid the sculpture under a plastic “tent” to prevent all the other stuff in the shop from rusting. What idiots.


44 posted on 12/27/2011 2:50:44 AM PST by gunsmithkat (There is no such thing as Too Many Guns)
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks

“Excuse me, while I douche the sky.”

Sorry, Jimi, I couldn’t resist.


45 posted on 12/27/2011 3:17:23 AM PST by Molon Labbie (Occupiers- The world is watching....and alternatively laughing and vomiting)
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks

I’m glad none of my neighbors are doing it, I can’t stand the smell of vinegar.


46 posted on 12/27/2011 3:44:10 AM PST by R. Scott (Humanity i love you because when you're hard up you pawn your Intelligence to buy a drink)
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks

Somebody should give that lady a lesson in physics. How can you dissipate something that’s miles up in the air with a spray that goes four feet up in the air? Moron!


47 posted on 12/27/2011 4:15:26 AM PST by jespasinthru (Proud member of the Vast Right-Wing Conspiracy.)
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
I thank the heavens that this moronic woman is NOT my neighbor. Note that the neighborhood looks affluent. The smell of vinegar in the morning must be a real nuisance.

Her husband must be really proud, or more likely, divorced.

48 posted on 12/27/2011 4:23:01 AM PST by Mister Da (The mark of a wise man is not what he knows, but what he knows he doesn't know!)
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To: dayglored

By the way, the rock song at the end of that video is called “Uprising”, by Muse. It happens to be quite popular with both the Tea Party and OWS, because of its cool, rabble-rousing lyrics and dark, anti-government message. I happen to like it a lot.


49 posted on 12/27/2011 4:27:46 AM PST by jespasinthru (Proud member of the Vast Right-Wing Conspiracy.)
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
It just boggles the ol' mind!

Yep. It does, considering the title should have been about Alex Jones or Rense listeners, as they seem to be the subset doing this stuff.

What's next?

Nosepickers for Newt?

Retards for Romney?

Beatniks for Bachman?

Complainers for Cain? (Oh. That's been done, but they weren't exactly for him.)

Sheesh!

50 posted on 12/27/2011 4:42:14 AM PST by Smokin' Joe (How often God must weep at humans' folly. Stand fast. God knows what He is doing)
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