Posted on 02/09/2012 5:02:35 PM PST by MindBender26
Today in Washington, First Lady Michelle Obama announced dictates of Obamacare and her Healthy Kids Initiative will require pork, bacon, ham and other non-kosher, non-halal foods be served the nations’ schools, including those operated by Jewish or Muslim organizations.
“Everyone understands the benefits of chicken in a diet, but pork is often called “The Other White Meat” said the First Lady.
“Lean pork is a great alternative to fatty beef” added Second Lady Jill Biden who joined Mrs. Obama for the announcement, held at the new Mother Seaton – Christ the Redeemer Birth Control Pill Distribution Center. The only hitch in the entire announcement came when Mrs. Biden’s microphone blanked out when she said the words “fatty beef” the first time. When asked by reporters to repeat the words to help them understand, she said “Fatty beef, you know, like…..” and then coyly pointed to Mrs. Obama’s derrière.
When later quizzed by the media as to whether the rule mandating pork and pork products violated the kosher and halal rules, and might therefore force observant Jews and Muslims to violate their religions codes, White House spokesman Jay Carney states “We’re giving the Roman Catholics 12 months to come to terms with the president’s demand that Catholic institutions give up 2000 years of religions principles and provide contraceptives, and in fact abortion to anyone who asks, so the Jews should be able to accept this in 6 months.”
When asked if his answer mentioning only Jews seemed to somehow remove the requirement from Muslims to serve pork, Carey said “Well, Ax (Obama political guru David Axelrod) says contributions are flowing in from U.S. Muslims, so we may find a way to drop the prohibition on for pork and pork products for Muslims.” “Why not” said Carey. “When was the last time you saw a fat woman in a burka ordering a bacon cheeseburger happy meal?”
Let’s see how THAT goes over. Jihad before noon.
Had to check that this wasn’t semmens
Is this a joke?
Pork is less expensive.
They don’t want to offend the muslims. SO they’ll just go after kosher meat because it has to be salted, which is a big no no for the health nuts.
They maybe evil....but they’re not insane.
It’s like the KNOW they are going to get thrown out in 2012 in a landslide and just want to do as much damage as they can before then.
They think they can institutionalize their marxism and it will never go away. Some stupid GOP “leaders” say as much about Obamacare (”if we can’t repeal it in 2013 then we are stuck with it”). When I hear someone say that I explode.
My goodness, if we made it we can undo it. The same with stupid Soc Sec and Medicare.
I guess if you are going to tick off one religion, you might as well go for the trifecta. The sick thing is that a large percentage of these religious people will still vote Democrat.
Or was this a sarcastic post and I bit? lol
So what does crow taste like?
Center cut pork chops(bone in) $1.79 per lb. at my local Shop-Rite on Monday.(southern NJ)
Parasites in pork will reduce the weight of consumers, a win, win all around and in a way, an appropriate example of government.
Nyet Problemo !
HALAL HAM!
Chicken!
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This would also create J-O-B-S for the pork industry. Next, cheeseburgers
Can anyone envision; given the 'dictums' thus far, issued from Oval Office; what the imprimatur of 'four more' years (and, who knows subsequently. ..)what will come down upon the collective head of America?
Obama is pushing past 'half-time'. . .
We must push back for 2012.
But it’s time we forget such outdated concepts as the “free exercise” clause of the US Constitution. If a man’s religion requires that his children suffer from pork-deprivation-related malnutrition, it has to go by the wayside. If, on the other hand, his religion requires him to fight Infidels by detonating himself on a crowded bus, that’s because he’s being oppressed. So eat your pork and blow yourself up. Let’s put our children first, and fight both malnutrition and oppression.
/sarc, for anyone who doesn’t recognize satire when they read it.
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