OBAMA TO WRITE NEW U.S. CONSTITUTION

The Weekly World News ^ | 2/10/12 | Frank Lake

[YankeeReb]

WASHINGTON – President Barack Obama said The U.S. Constitution is out-of-date, so he is ripping it up and writing a new one.

President Barack Obama told reporters last night that the U.S. Constitution has become a hindrance to progress in America. “The document is so out-dated, that it is now becoming a hindrance to governing the country.”

Obama said that he has signed an Executive Order voiding the U.S. Constitution. “We need to move forward. We need change.”

Obama said he has already drafted a new constitution and that Americans “will love what I came up with.” Insiders say that Obama is keeping a lot of old elements from the original constitution “he’s just making it better, bringing it into the 21st century,” said White House Spokesman, Jay Carney.

Many Democrats said that President Obama was a constitutional scholar and probably the only President – since the Founding Fathers – who is qualified to change the Constitution.

“President Obama knows more about the Constitution than any man who has ever lived,” said Minority Leader, Nancy Pelosi. “It’s about time we changed that document and we are lucky to have President Obama to do it.”

[sickoflibs]

Like the right to have others pay for your birth control.....Wait, Dems say that it is already a right that Republicans are trying to take away,

[darylmh]

CLEAN HOUSE

CLEAN SENATE

CLEAN PRESIDENT

ALL INCUMBANTS MUST GO!!

[sickoflibs]

RE :”CLEAN HOUSE, CLEAN SENATE, CLEAN PRESIDENT, ALL INCUMBANTS MUST GO!!”

If the election were held today the Republican incumbents would probably be thrown out, and replaced by Democrats. And you can bet that Dems in charge of everything wouldn't be cutting spending until after many tax raises failed. We saw 2009 and 2010.

But, the election is not today.

[Lees Swrd]

Nah in the same issue!

KIM KARDASHIAN’S BUTT EXPLODES

http://weeklyworldnews.com/headlines/19194/kim-kardashians-butt-explodes/

[Outlaw Woman]

... “and I ain’t leaving.”

That is more than likely an accurate statement.

The last hope we had, the military, is being decimated. 60,000-80,000 troops cut. Who do you think they are cutting? It's not the women, it's not the homosexuals....it's the true warriors. All that will be left are those willing to shoot at fellow citizens while all the true warriors, the people that might have actually helped to rid us of this pos, are being let go and will be scattered.

[baddog 219]

I would glady give my life in protecting the Consitution of the United States. This document was and is written with the wisdom and blessings of our creator. That is why evil hates it so.

[Mycroft Holmes]

KIM KARDASHIAN’S BUTT EXPLODES

You make me look. That woman sure has a big butt.

[Lees Swrd]

Actually I clicked it feeling it was a joke and looked at the size of that thing, and thought it highly possible LMAO!!

[Jack Hammer]

The Communist Manifesto.

Sorry, O, it’s already been done.

[The Great RJ]

For Obama the Constitution is a just a formality and through executive orders and unconstitutional acts such as his “recess” appointments he will continue to do as he wants since his court eunuchs, the GOP leadership, will do and say nothing. I worry that he would seek to somehow circumvent the 2012 elections and have to be deposed by force.