There Once Was a Woman Named Fluke...

Me | March 8, 2012 | RetSignman

[RetSignman]

There once was a woman named Fluke...

[Typelouder]

There once was a woman named Fluke,
The stage and a mic she took,
8 condoms a day,
Is all you should pay,
To keep my nose out of a book.

[Huskrrrr]

There once was a Stooge named Fluke
Typical lib asking for a buck,
“Keep your hands off my womb..
or I’ll vote you out, soon”
But my hands in your wallet, nyuk...nyuk

[allmendream]

There once was an activist named Fluck
Who thought Catholics should pay for the muck
that prevents babies from coming
when two people are loving
but no babies result when two women f*ck.

[USS Alaska]

There once was a woman named Fluke

Was financially down on her luck,

Lacked birth control coin

For her copulative groin;

Oh well, just give it a suck.

[Reagan69]

The name actually rhymes with... um... duck.

[matt1234]

There once was a woman named Fluke
I met while down on my luck.
We had a quick fling.
I heard a "Ching-ching."
She said, "Now give me 10 bucks."

[Typelouder]

There once was a woman named Fluke,
Obama’s “concern” she took,
Redistribution of wealth,
Eroding our rights,
A new crisis everytime we look.

[taterjay]

There once was a Sandra named Fluke
She had to be a parasite, no joke.
She wanted to live off us with her sexual deeds
By making us pay to protect her insatiable needs
Using us as hosts so she doesn’t go broke!

[Typelouder]

literary license.....

[PA-RIVER]

I've had many a girl
but never such a squirrel

Who would have me pay for a condom
for another man she'd have on them

If you pay for sex to feel well
The police can lock you in a cell

But Barak can make you pay the fare
for another mans consensual affair

hope and change is a free condom
that I have to pay to put on them

[mikrofon]

There once was no man from Nantucket,
This “woman”, in fact: Sandra Fluke. It
became very clear
to all who did hear-
Why would anyone sane want to {well, you know the rest of the story...}

[tumblindice]

“Give me cock, give me cock, give me cock!”
Chants a chick with a mantra to shock;
..There is nothing this hippie
..Likes more than a quickie,
And the line stretches right round the block.

[JudgemAll]

A woman named Fluke
Who saw and idea full of fluke
Forcing women to be whores
Around the date rape drug called the pill
An equalizer for whores and nuns
So their pedophile perv boyfriends could rape their sisters at the convent without much ado

[Typelouder]

There once was a woman named Fluke,
The Administration run amok,
Forty-six thousand tuition,
Plus one grand a year,
For her wants to come to fruition.

[gimme1ibertee]

There once was a woman named Fluck
Who just couldn’t get enough,
Towin the liberal line,
As she began to whine,
But,alas! She’s just out of luck.

[Sicon]

So are you telling me her name is pronounced "fluck", and not "Fluke"?! Are you flucking kidding me?!

You couldn't make this stuff up if you tried...

[gimme1ibertee]

Little shifty-britches Miz Fluck
Musta thought she’d had some pluck,
She spewed some dumb crap
Bet she’s gotten the clap
Cause she’s obviously a dumb f*ck.

[rickomatic]

” Perhaps please consider a cuke”

Whew! Good thing I had already swallowed that mouthful of coffee!

[dfwgator]

You are a fluke
Of the universe.
You have no right to be here.
And whether you can hear it or not
The universe is laughing behind your back.

[gimme1ibertee]

There once was a woman named Fluck
Through her legs you could drive a dump truck,
She don’t wanna pay,
She just wants to play,
A true man will say to her, “yuck!”