12 Houses That Will Get You Through A Zombie Apocalypse

Buzzfeed ^ | 05/29/2012 | Matt Stopera

[Responsibility2nd]

So, if you haven't heard, some guy ate another guy's face off and we're on the verge of a zombie apocalypse. Luckily, there are shelters around the world that will protect you. Buy them before it's too late.

 

 

“The Safe House” designed by KWK Promes

The house, with its movable walls, has only one entrance, which is located on the second floor after crossing a drawbridge. Seems like the perfect opportunity to use a flamethrower and defend the life of your family, while stylishly nesting in a piece of architectural elitism.

The pool.

[Responsibility2nd]

 

 

 

Bjork's (almost) house

 

This house is located on an island called Elliðaey near Vestmannaeyjar, a small archipelago off the south coast of Iceland. The house was given Bjork from her Iceland as a “Thank You” for putting Iceland on the international map. Bjork never accepted the gift because of public outrage.

 

 

 

 

Dunbar Rock, Honduras

 

The house on Dunbar rock has 6 rooms each with private bath and balcony. It's 30 feet above an abundant natural reef, which means plenty of fish.

Via: datensklaven.de

 

 

 

 

more Zombie proof homes...... 

 

 

[who_would_fardels_bear]

Bump before I get bumped off by a zombie.

[Kartographer]

Reported Engineer Concept Drawing of the new Presidential Safe House being built for Obama's second term.


Note the nearby geothermal power source that will be tapped so as to provide 'green' energy to the new complex.

[TigersEye]

You call that safe? I could storm that place with two Hobbits and a pocket full of Lembas.

[TheCause]

...and every day Frodo moves closer to Mordor!
160 days left on this journey.

[verga]

This year I had my Dual enrollment architecture students design a "Man Cave", next we are doing a Zombie Proof house.

One of my students looked at the idea and he said he is already working on a design.

I love motivated students.

[verga]

This year I had my Dual enrollment architecture students design a "Man Cave", next we are doing a Zombie Proof house.

One of my students looked at the idea and he said he is already working on a design.

I love motivated students.

[razorback-bert]

PFALCWICST

[ChildOfThe60s]

Darn, just a wee bit out of my budget........

Guess I’ll have to rely on canned goods and multiple projectile based home defense tools courtesy of my friends at Rock River, Savage, Marlin, Remington and Ruger; as well as consumables from their associates at Federal.

[Responsibility2nd]

I polled the entire internet.

No one but you knows what PFALCWICST means.

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[ArrogantBustard]

I could storm that place with two Hobbits and a pocket full of Lembas.

I believe the word you're looking for is "infiltrate" ... and it was two Hobbits and and ex-Hobbit.

We doesn't want to forget the ex-Hobbitses, does we, Precious?

[tbw2]

How is Celene Dion’s water house considered secure? The others I understand are hard to get to or built to withstand nukes.

[ctdonath2]

The almost-Bjork’s house is breathtaking.

https://maps.google.com/maps?q=Elli%C3%B0aey,+Vestmannaeyjar,+%C3%8Dsland&hl=en&ie=UTF8&sll=37.0625,-95.677068&sspn=72.059064,56.513672&oq=Elli%C3%B0aey+Vestmannaeyjar+&t=h&hnear=Elli%C3%B0aey&z=15

[Kartographer]

Unless they wrap a towel around their heads and carry a Koran they will never make it past the TSA checkpoint at the border! If nothing else the TSA is for sure to confiscate the Lembas because I am sure it isn’t Halal.

[ctdonath2]

Seems the point is to make the most of what little time is left, rather than maximizing the time left as dully as possible. Contrast her house with the buried buses complex.

[TheThirdRuffian]

Fast zombies ? (28 days, rage virus)
Slow zombies ? (Walking Dead)

Level of intelligence? Can they climb a ladder? Stairs?

Cause of zombification?

Always thought a ditch, fencing that corralled them in like you do cattle, etc, would be effective.

[razorback-bert]

PingForALaterConnectionWhereICanSeeThem.

Simple, huh?

[Responsibility2nd]

Yay!

 

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12 Houses That Will Get You Through A Zombie Apocalypse

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1 hour ago – To: Responsibility2nd. PFALCWICST. 8 posted on 05/30/2012 12:27:39 PM PDT by razorback-bert (I'm in shape. Round is a shape isn't it?) ...

Now the whole world knows your secret acronym.

[TigersEye]

The ex-Hobbit wasn’t exactly working for the cause as I recall so I didn’t count him.

[rawcatslyentist]

>"You call that safe? I could storm that place with two Hobbits and a pocket full of Lembas."

You think you've got it all fingered out.