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http://didntbuildthat.com ^

Posted on 07/20/2012 7:24:03 AM PDT by Lucky9teen

You Didn't Build That....







TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: obama; ofst; silliness; youdidntbuildthat; youdidntdothat
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To: BenLurkin

61 posted on 07/20/2012 11:00:54 AM PDT by Lucky9teen (Peace is that brief glorious moment in history when everybody stands around reloading.~Thomas Jeffer)
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To: WI Conservative 4 Bush
What is your POINT????


62 posted on 07/20/2012 11:04:11 AM PDT by bigheadfred (MY PET TAPEWORM OBIWAN IS AN INSANE MILITARY HATING LEFTIST)
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To: Lucky9teen
Gull and Balls..... I can't describe it, you just gotta see it. http://dotcomjoe.com/Gull_with_balls.wmv Gull and Balls
63 posted on 07/20/2012 11:34:54 AM PDT by unique1
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To: Lucky9teen

A streetwalker was visiting her doctor for a regular check-up. “Any specific problems you should tell me about?” the doctor asked.

“Well, I have noticed lately that if I get even the tiniest cut, it seems to bleed for hours,” she replied. “Do you think I might be a hemophiliac?”

“Well,” the doctor answered, “Hemophilia is a genetic disorder and it is more often found in men, but it is possible for a woman to be a hemophiliac. Tell me, how much do you lose when you have your period?” the doctor inquired.

After calculating for a moment the hooker replied, “Oh, about seven or eight hundred dollars, I guess!”


64 posted on 07/20/2012 11:41:06 AM PDT by MissTed ( Private Tagline - Do Not Read!)
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To: Lucky9teen

65 posted on 07/20/2012 11:47:43 AM PDT by Lady Jag (If you can't make them see the light, let them feel the heat. - Reagan)
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To: unique1
Lets give laxatives to seagulls!
66 posted on 07/20/2012 11:58:16 AM PDT by CtBigPat (Free Republic - The grown-ups table of the internet.)
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To: unique1

On a remote island in the south Pacific is a rare bird known as the Ono bird.

The most distinguishing features of the Ono bird is that its legs are 4 inches long, but its balls hang down 8 inches.

It was named after the sound it makes when attempting to land. It is heard to scream, “OH, NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!”


67 posted on 07/20/2012 12:00:00 PM PDT by fredhead (It's my Herbie year...check out the number on the side of the famous VW.)
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To: Lady Jag

68 posted on 07/20/2012 12:08:11 PM PDT by Lucky9teen (Peace is that brief glorious moment in history when everybody stands around reloading.~Thomas Jeffer)
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To: Lucky9teen

70 posted on 07/20/2012 12:51:31 PM PDT by martin_fierro (< |:)~)
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To: sunny48

Remember when comedy was funny....and clean ?
I miss those days terribly.
Thank God for the OFST !!!


71 posted on 07/20/2012 12:57:55 PM PDT by llevrok (2012 : Elect Adults)
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To: martin_fierro
AGT: The Scott Brothers
72 posted on 07/20/2012 12:58:20 PM PDT by Lucky9teen (Peace is that brief glorious moment in history when everybody stands around reloading.~Thomas Jeffer)
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To: Lucky9teen
As this dog is into home details, I think it is a ladderdoor retriever.
73 posted on 07/20/2012 1:00:48 PM PDT by llevrok (2012 : Elect Adults)
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To: Lucky9teen
You have four men and five ciggarettes on a boat, but no lighter. How can they smoke?

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Toss one ciggarette overboard, and make the boat a ciggarette lighter!

74 posted on 07/20/2012 1:08:09 PM PDT by Copenhagen Smile (Ask me no questions, I"ll tell you no lies)
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To: Lucky9teen

75 posted on 07/20/2012 2:13:52 PM PDT by Lady Jag (If you can't make them see the light, let them feel the heat. - Reagan)
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To: Lucky9teen

76 posted on 07/20/2012 2:15:14 PM PDT by evets (beer)
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To: Mrs. Don-o; Lucky9teen

The funny thing about the abortion issue is that those on the “Pro-Abortion” side of the debate have already been born.


77 posted on 07/20/2012 2:25:52 PM PDT by Rides_A_Red_Horse (If there is a war on women, the Kennedys are the Spec Ops troops.)
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To: Lucky9teen

78 posted on 07/20/2012 2:51:36 PM PDT by Pyro7480 (Viva Cristo Rey!)
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To: Lucky9teen

Rodney Dangerfield: “My family was so poor that if I hadn’t been born a boy, I wouldn’t of had anything to play with.”

I haven’t seen one of these threads in a while. You’ve been 19 longer than anyone in history!


79 posted on 07/20/2012 2:52:08 PM PDT by Rastus
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To: Rides_A_Red_Horse; Mrs. Don-o; ShadowAce; kitkat
Have you guys seen This?
80 posted on 07/20/2012 2:53:36 PM PDT by Lucky9teen (Peace is that brief glorious moment in history when everybody stands around reloading.~Thomas Jeffer)
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