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***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD***

Posted on 10/05/2012 5:40:30 AM PDT by Lucky9teen

DEBATE THIS!

The presidential debate Wednesday night was the most tweeted about event in political history, and, it's still being talked about this morning.

Jon Stewart, appearing on Good Morning America today to tout his own upcoming debate (Saturday in Washington) with Bill O'Reilly, assessed President Obama and Mitt Romney.

"I think we can all be satisfied in this election that no matter what happens, we're going to have an incredibly good-looking president," cracked Stewart. "That was some beefcake up there last night. The two of them. And when they take this thing into the swimsuit competition...."

He continued: "There's not a country in the world ... put those two up against what? (German Chancellor Angela) Merkle?"

He added that now, "Obama realizes, 'Oh, pre-season's over. I should probably familiarize myself with my presidency and learn some of the various numbers and things that go along...' I thought he had a very difficult night. And I'm concerned he may not re-elect us."

The debate night was the most tweeted about event in political history, and stars weighed in.

Alec Baldwin: "Obama is a potentially great man who remains mildly uncomfortable in public life. Mitt is a gifted off-shore money tycoon and tax preparer." And, "2 judge these men from these debates is ridiculous. Obama is a 21st Century Democrat. He wants as much change as corp America will allow."

Mia Farrow: "I love great schools I love Big Bird I like coal Not feeling the coal-love"

Lady Gaga: "I believe its important to note before this begins that Romney is a millionaire and paid well below the average tax rate, paying only 13.9%."

Samuel L. Jackson: "What future generations is Mitt the guardian of?! I think dude just wants to add Leader Of The Free World to his resume'!"

Dean Cain, who tweeted a lot about the debate: "Romney looks like the next President to me. I'm looking forward to next year. #Romney"

Michael Moore: "Ok, here's my optimistic tweet: Romney didn't convince a single Obama voter to change their vote. But O needed to fire up the base. Not done."

Bill Maher: "my rating: Romney won the debate, Obama had the facts on his side, and Lehrer sucked. Next debate, get @SethMacFarlane to host!"

Rob Lowe: "Watched a lot of debates, that was a real blood-letting. #POTUSwiffs#Mittenssticks


Just as Big Bird became a trending topic the instant Mitt Romney brought him up, moderator Jim Lehrer got his share of attention, from criticism to parody to sympathy.

Tweeted Chris Rock: "Both candidates debated poorly. Obama is thinking about his anniversary. Romney is nervous near a black man. Jim Lehrer is made out of clay."

Julia Louis-Dreyfus: "What r u doing, Jim Lehrer? What r u doing?!"

Al Roker cracked: "I hope Jim Lehrer gets the license plate of the truck that drove over him in this debate."

FunnyorDie noted: "'Poor Jim' is trending worldwide. So at least Jim Lehrer has that going for him. #debate2012"

Said Andy Cohen: "I sympathize with Jim Lehrer - sometimes its hard getting control over passionate people! #RH"

And emerging during it all was @Silent Jim Lehrer page, which included tweets such as, "um... I..."




Here are 25 of our favorite debate-related tweets:

W. Kamau Bell ‏-- The media is promoting the #debates like a full on sports event. People are going to be real disappointed when it's just 2 dudes talking.

Linnéa Sandström ‏-- Romney has a bigger US flag pin than Obama. The debate is over? #debates

Sarah Littman ‏-- Mitt: "I like coal" Poor people will find it in their stockings if I am President. #debates

Rachel Lichtman -- So far the only Zingers are in Chris Christie's glove compartment. #debates

Todd Barry ‏-- These guys are both feeding off the energy of the crowd. #debates

Marc Lombardi ‏-- The debate would be much more interesting & informative if a buzzer went off every time an untrue statement was made. #debates

Kathleen Madigan -- So far, this is as exciting as lunesta. Which I love. #mockthevote

Aaron Blitzstein ‏-- "It's time for my second question." - Jim Lehrer at 3pm tomorrow

Indecision ‏-- This campaign to re-elect Bill Clinton is going really well. #debates

Storify: Big Bird and the presidential debate

Kristi Harrison ‏-- I have to admit they're both pretty handsome. I'm waiting for the swimsuit competition to decide. #debates

Fired Big Bird -- Somewhere Paul Ryan is kicking over trash cans in hopes of smoking out Oscar the Grouch

Jim Sterling ‏-- Obama is winning in the "Looking amazingly condescending when the other guy talks" race. #debates

Danny Sullivan ‏-- Sorry, that was Obama spending five seconds arguing that he's owed five more seconds to argue #debates

Phil Plait ‏-- After reading all the variations of the debate drinking games, I have decided to simply remove my liver and set it on fire.

Mo Mandel ‏-- This is the worst SNL skit of all time. #debates

Tara Ariano ‏-- Frankly, neither candidate is working hard enough to land the immigrant feminist small business owner non-voting socialist vote. #debate

Fired Big Bird -- If you don't vote Obama, Mitt Romney is going to be eating me by the end of November. Show your support. #BigBird2012

Dave Weigel -- This is like watching a tax law professor debate an investment advice infomercial host

Silent Jim Lehrer -- ...I...so, I...guys...

Patton Oswalt ‏-- Hey Obama -- TRAIN WITH HILLARY. This is ROCKY III and she's your Apollo Creed. #eyeofthetiger

Nisha Chittal ‏-- where is the orchestra from the Emmys when you need them! #debates

Crystal Bruce -- Whoever dances off stage horse riding style to Open Gangnam --- wins! #debates2012

Doug Benson -- 14 minutes until we can all go back to preferring the candidate we liked when the debate started. #debate

Are You Italian? ‏-- The debates in my house are much louder. #2012debate

Dennis Miller Show ‏-- Obama better hope a Kicked A** is covered under Obamacare



TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: 2012debates; obamajokes; ofst; presidentialdebate; romneyobama; silliness
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To: Lucky9teen
That wasn't a debate. That was Mitt Romney strapping Obama to the fender of his car and taking him for a ride in the countryside.



Top 16 Obama excuses for his debate performance.

-Wasted my prep time watching anti-Mormon YouTube videos.

-It's difficult to rehearse for a debate while you're on the back nine. I need a new caddy.

-Thought I could wing it... just like I did the past 4 yrs.

-My dog ate my notes. Then I ate my dog.

-How can I be expected to frame a proper Straw-man argument when my opponent is in the same room?

-I Got 99 Reasons and as soon as they give my teleprompter back, I'll tell you.

-Hey, an empty chair beat Eastwood at a debate, I thought this would be way easier.

-I was trying deliver my speech, but this guy kept contradicting me with a lot facts. Numbers too. What was that about?

-The MARIJUANA here in DENVER is much more potent than me & the CHOOM GANG bargained for!

-.Its those damn job-killing ATMs fault.

-An old friend came in from out of town. Someone stole my car. There was an earthquake. A terrible flood. Locusts!

-I didn't debate like my lady parts depended on it.

-Couldn't concentrate because Chris Matthew kept sexting me.

-I'm not saying it was aliens... but it was aliens.

-Someone in the Romney camp sent me a carton of Newports and I came out oxygen-deprived.

-I was obviously the victim of debate-place violence.
41 posted on 10/05/2012 8:14:36 AM PDT by MarineBrat (Better dead than red!)
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To: wyokostur

42 posted on 10/05/2012 8:16:56 AM PDT by BenLurkin (This is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire; or both)
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To: Lucky9teen
According to a headline on Drudge:

Snacking tourists fined after Rome declares 'War on the Sandwich'...

This is series.


43 posted on 10/05/2012 8:18:08 AM PDT by ArGee (Reality - what a concept.)
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To: Lucky9teen

Obama-Romney presidential debate 2012: Mitt clobbers Obama Taiwan annimation
http://youtu.be/iNhUI8ktHuw


44 posted on 10/05/2012 8:20:45 AM PDT by sunny48
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To: Lucky9teen

45 posted on 10/05/2012 8:28:16 AM PDT by dead (It ain't over until the phone lady sings.)
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To: Lucky9teen

46 posted on 10/05/2012 8:29:15 AM PDT by dead (It ain't over until the phone lady sings.)
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To: Lucky9teen

47 posted on 10/05/2012 8:31:11 AM PDT by dead (It ain't over until the phone lady sings.)
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To: Lucky9teen

48 posted on 10/05/2012 8:31:52 AM PDT by dead (It ain't over until the phone lady sings.)
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To: martin_fierro

LMAO!!


49 posted on 10/05/2012 8:41:51 AM PDT by stephenjohnbanker (God, family, country, mom, apple pie, the girl next door and a Ford F250 to pull my boat.)
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To: dead

What, no egg lorr ?


50 posted on 10/05/2012 8:45:18 AM PDT by stephenjohnbanker (God, family, country, mom, apple pie, the girl next door and a Ford F250 to pull my boat.)
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To: MarineBrat

‘I was looking down at my blackberry to get some answers from my handlers...they weren’t coming fast enough.’ Valerie and David were typing as fast as they could, but the excuses cannot make up for what has happened the past 4 years.


51 posted on 10/05/2012 8:47:12 AM PDT by toolman1401
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52 posted on 10/05/2012 8:55:11 AM PDT by red-dawg
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To: red-dawg
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53 posted on 10/05/2012 9:02:00 AM PDT by CodeToad (Padme: "So this is how liberty dies... with thunderous applause.")
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To: Lucky9teen

54 posted on 10/05/2012 9:04:53 AM PDT by unique1
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To: Lucky9teen

A cowboy from Texas attended a social function where Barack Obama was trying to gather support for his re-election.?? When Obama discovered the cowboy was from President Bush’s home area, he started to belittle him by talking in a southern drawl and single syllable words.

As he was doing that, he kept swatting at some flies that were buzzing around his head.?? The cowboy says, “Y’all havin’ some problem with them circle flies?”

Obama stopped talking and said, “Well, yes, if that’s what they’re called, but I’ve never heard of circle flies.”

“Well, sir,” the cowboy replies, “Circle flies hang around ranches.?? They’re called circle flies because they’re almost always found circling around the back end of a horse.”

“Oh,” Obama replies as he goes back to rambling.?? But a moment later he stops and bluntly asks, “Are you calling me a horse’s a$$?”

“No, sir,” the cowboy replies, “I have too much respect for the citizens of this country to call their president a horse’s a$$.”

“That’s a good thing,” Obama responds and begins rambling on once more.

After a long pause, the cowboy, in his best Texas drawl says,

“Hard to fool them flies, though.”


55 posted on 10/05/2012 9:06:16 AM PDT by unique1
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To: Lucky9teen

Ryan must not underestimate Biden’s sarcasm and debating skills.

Plus - the MSM will be moderating which means Ryan will be undercut and overcooked by the bias.


56 posted on 10/05/2012 9:09:01 AM PDT by sodpoodle (Life is prickly - carry tweezers.)
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To: Lucky9teen

Top 60!

EEEEEARRRRRGGGGHHHH!!


57 posted on 10/05/2012 9:12:36 AM PDT by a fool in paradise (Obama likes to claim credit for getting Osama. Why hasn't he tried Khalid Sheikh Mohammed yet?)
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To: Lucky9teen

WaaHoooo. First 58


58 posted on 10/05/2012 9:17:42 AM PDT by llevrok (By comparison to Obama, at least Nero could play a fiddle.)
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To: Lucky9teen

Spanky Bernanke has been preparing all his life....


59 posted on 10/05/2012 9:20:04 AM PDT by unique1
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60 posted on 10/05/2012 9:22:08 AM PDT by unique1
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