Skip to comments.
Ban BREAD immediately
Russian blog
| 12/20/2012
| Unknown
Posted on 12/20/2012 11:25:09 AM PST by Samogon
Bread control now!
TOPICS: Conspiracy; Food; Humor; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: gunban; vanity
Navigation: use the links below to view more comments.
first previous 1-20, 21-40, 41-54 next last
To: kidd
“Ban high capacity packages!”
Is there a suffocation warning on that package?
To: Exit148
Carrots?! Please don’t talk about carrots! That’s a hare-y issue around here!
To: Samogon
Can I put this on my FB page?
23
posted on
12/20/2012 11:42:23 AM PST
by
BreezyDog
(Illegitimi non carborundum)
To: BreezyDog
This thread is so frivolous; we should be talking about the fiscal jam we’re in. Spread the word.
To: Samogon
Why didn’t they mention that Big Bread bakeries have been putting DHMO into bread for years . . . ?
25
posted on
12/20/2012 11:52:43 AM PST
by
Olog-hai
To: BreezyDog
Sure, I don’t think that author would mind.
26
posted on
12/20/2012 11:53:25 AM PST
by
Samogon
(Wise men talk because they have something to say; fools, because they have to say something. - Plato)
To: Samogon
No to mention that BREAD is lethal to those with gluten allergies. That stuff is evil and should be banned, along with the lethal solvent Dihydrogen Oxide.
27
posted on
12/20/2012 11:53:48 AM PST
by
left that other site
(Worry is the Darkroom that Develops Negatives.)
To: J. Worthington
“we should be talking about the fiscal jam”
Or spreading that fiscal jam on the banned bread — with p.b., of course!
To: Samogon
Everyone who eats bread eventually dies.
29
posted on
12/20/2012 11:57:27 AM PST
by
bmwcyle
(We have gone over the cliff and we are about to hit the bottom)
To: Samogon
Uh, don’t worry. Bread will soon be sparse. That’ll take care of itself.
To: Samogon
You’re definitely going against the grain...
31
posted on
12/20/2012 11:59:31 AM PST
by
ZirconEncrustedTweezers
(Some cultures are destined to remain stupid and we need to quit trying to uplift them.)
To: SoFloFreeper
When bread is outlawed, only outlaws will eat sandwiches.
32
posted on
12/20/2012 12:00:52 PM PST
by
ZirconEncrustedTweezers
(Some cultures are destined to remain stupid and we need to quit trying to uplift them.)
To: MayflowerMadam
The biggest problem with the current economic situation and enormous rising debt is that people don’t understand that it’Sourdough.
To: Samogon
What would the peasants eat?
Let them eat cake!
34
posted on
12/20/2012 12:06:27 PM PST
by
CSM
(Keeper of the Dave Ramsey Ping list. FReepmail me if you want your beeber stuned.)
To: bmwcyle
Everyone who eats bread eventually dies.Drop "eventually" and you got yourself a headline: BREAD KILLS!!!
35
posted on
12/20/2012 12:06:43 PM PST
by
Samogon
(Wise men talk because they have something to say; fools, because they have to say something. - Plato)
To: Samogon
Don’t forget that bread can cause white women to date black jazz musicians, makes you schizophrenic, oversexed, leads to communist behavior, gives you cancer, makes men grow breasts, impairs your memory, kills brain cells, and is a gateway baked good that leads users to hardcore pastries. Now pee in this cup so we can test you for yeast.
To: Proud2BeRight
"I can take all of youse!"
37
posted on
12/20/2012 12:16:09 PM PST
by
Uncle Miltie
(The shooter in CT was a Satanist. Curtail Satanists' First Amendment Rights for the Children!)
To: Proud2BeRight
38
posted on
12/20/2012 12:17:08 PM PST
by
Uncle Miltie
(The shooter in CT was a Satanist. Curtail Satanists' First Amendment Rights for the Children!)
To: Olog-hai
Why didn’t they mention that Big Bread bakeries have been putting DHMO into bread for years . . . ?Dihydrogen Monoxide? Are you serious?
You can die from accidental inhalation of that stuff, and in its hydroxyl acid form, it's the major component of acid rain.
Where's the FDA in all of this?
39
posted on
12/20/2012 12:28:44 PM PST
by
Scoutmaster
(You knew the job was dangerous when you took it)
To: bmwcyle
Everyone who eats bread eventually dies.I know. It happened to a third cousin of mine.
His family's been all hush-hush about it for years because of payoffs from the Leavened and Unleavened Bread Lobby.
40
posted on
12/20/2012 12:32:55 PM PST
by
Scoutmaster
(You knew the job was dangerous when you took it)
Navigation: use the links below to view more comments.
first previous 1-20, 21-40, 41-54 next last
Disclaimer:
Opinions posted on Free Republic are those of the individual
posters and do not necessarily represent the opinion of Free Republic or its
management. All materials posted herein are protected by copyright law and the
exemption for fair use of copyrighted works.
FreeRepublic.com is powered by software copyright 2000-2008 John Robinson
