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(Satire) Americans Blame Republicans More Than Democrats For "Pretty Much Everything": Poll
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| Dec 27, 2012
| By Laz. A. Mataz
Posted on 12/27/2012 1:56:53 PM PST by Lazamataz
(Reuters) - Americans blame Republicans in Congress more than congressional Democrats or President Barack Obama for pretty much everything, states a new poll out from Ipsos.
"We questioned Americans who is responsible, and they indicated it was Republicans. We didn't ask them 'responsible for what?'. We just left that open-ended," said Lou Z. Pollster.
"I'm sure Republicans cause old age," said one respondant, "and my dog went missing. Republicans again!"
"Entropy has been described as the eventual heat-death of the universe," said another respondent, who identified himself as a physicist, "and REPUBLICANS are to blame for this!"
When asked who they believed to be more responsible for absolutely everything, 87 percent blamed Republicans in Congress, 10 percent blamed Obama and 3 percent pointed to Democrats in Congress.
The survey of 34 Americans, interviewed at homeless shelters, was conducted December 23-27. The precision of the Reuters/Ipsos online polls is measured using a credibility interval. In this case, the poll has a credibility interval of plus or minus 72.9 percentage points.
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posted on
12/27/2012 1:57:01 PM PST
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Lazamataz
To: John Semmens
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posted on
12/27/2012 1:58:13 PM PST
by
Lazamataz
(LAZ'S LAW: As an argument with liberals goes on, the probability of being called racist approaches 1)
To: Lazamataz
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posted on
12/27/2012 2:00:45 PM PST
by
GeronL
(http://asspos.blogspot.com)
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posted on
12/27/2012 2:01:14 PM PST
by
Lazamataz
(LAZ'S LAW: As an argument with liberals goes on, the probability of being called racist approaches 1)
To: GeronL
Thanks bro. It’s also accurate.
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posted on
12/27/2012 2:02:07 PM PST
by
Lazamataz
(LAZ'S LAW: As an argument with liberals goes on, the probability of being called racist approaches 1)
To: Lazamataz
Two thumbs up for Mr. Mataz. ++
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posted on
12/27/2012 2:04:10 PM PST
by
jazusamo
("Mercy to the guilty is cruelty to the innocent." -- Adam Smith)
To: Lazamataz
Good satire, but actually true. So, not so much satire. The Republicans ARE at fault because they don’t want to give to the “gimmes” as much as Democrats. Glad you can still laugh at it - I can’t.
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posted on
12/27/2012 2:06:17 PM PST
by
A Navy Vet
(An Oath is Forever.)
To: A Navy Vet
I didn’t laugh one time when crafting this.
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posted on
12/27/2012 2:09:07 PM PST
by
Lazamataz
(LAZ'S LAW: As an argument with liberals goes on, the probability of being called racist approaches 1)
To: Lazamataz
It would be very funny, if it wasn’t true.
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posted on
12/27/2012 2:15:05 PM PST
by
exnavy
(Got ammo, Godspeed!)
To: Lazamataz
*Sigh of relief*
For a second there I thought I was going to be blamed.
Or worse, my coffee.
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posted on
12/27/2012 2:18:33 PM PST
by
Darksheare
(Try my coffee, first one's free.....)
To: Lazamataz
Emmanuel Goldstein, right?
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posted on
12/27/2012 2:19:19 PM PST
by
LucianOfSamasota
(Tanstaafl - its not just for breakfast anymore...)
To: Lazamataz
To: Lazamataz
Too much truth. Needs more FUNNY. Keep up the good work! (And I believe you when you say you did not laugh)
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posted on
12/27/2012 2:24:38 PM PST
by
Cyber Liberty
(Obama considers the Third World morally superior to the United States.)
To: Lazamataz
I’m so confused, I thought everything was Bush’s fault.
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posted on
12/27/2012 2:25:00 PM PST
by
red-dawg
To: Lazamataz; John Semmens
Satire is increasingly difficult to write, as current events are so bizarre. This morning’s satire becomes the afternoon’s headlines.
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posted on
12/27/2012 2:26:24 PM PST
by
Disambiguator
(Liberalism is the abomination that causes desolation.)
To: Lazamataz
I blame Republicans, Fox News, and Ann Coulter...
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posted on
12/27/2012 2:27:41 PM PST
by
evets
(beer)
To: evets
Ann looks like this in that photo:
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posted on
12/27/2012 2:29:55 PM PST
by
Lazamataz
(LAZ'S LAW: As an argument with liberals goes on, the probability of being called racist approaches 1)
To: Berlin_Freeper
We've come a long way. From cussing one another out, to applying for one another's ping lists. LOL
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posted on
12/27/2012 2:31:17 PM PST
by
Lazamataz
(LAZ'S LAW: As an argument with liberals goes on, the probability of being called racist approaches 1)
To: Lazamataz
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posted on
12/27/2012 2:31:55 PM PST
by
deoetdoctrinae
(Gun free zones are playgrounds for felons.)
To: Cyber Liberty
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posted on
12/27/2012 2:32:41 PM PST
by
Lazamataz
(LAZ'S LAW: As an argument with liberals goes on, the probability of being called racist approaches 1)
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