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How to survive the sequester (it will be worse than Y2K and Climate change both put together)
SOL of course | 2/18/13 | SOL

Posted on 02/28/2013 7:56:18 PM PST by sickoflibs

This really has me terrified. I don't know it our country will survive this. We have about 1 hour before sequester hits the East Coast and most Americans are mostly unaware of it.

We cant fault our President Obama.
He has been traveling around the country speaking in political rallies warning us of the worst if it hits, but they just wont listen. They wont listen!

Only an emergency tax increase bill could save us now and the GOP just wont do it. They don't care. They don't care.

The only thing comparable is how Noah warned of the coming flood and was ignored and most of the human race drowned.
I am worried about the vampires coming out after the military and police are furloughed. And all the mass killers let loose after the power goes off in the prisons and the guards are furloughed.

So what can we do now??

1) Store Bottled water and dry food
2) candles matches and firewood
3) Guns, but please do it safely and wait for the universal background check or you might use it to commit suicide
4) Go in your basement if you have one and hide under a strong table
5) garlic to hold off the vampires
6) A floatation device in case the tidal wave floods your basement.
7) If you have a car with gas flee Maryland, DC and Northern Va right now, as Sequester will hit that area the hardest.

Good luck and good bless, I have loved you all even the ones who cursed me. By the way, why don't you last group stay behind?


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: doomsday; movedthread; obamatheseer; sequester; sequestration; stillalive; thisisbreakingnews; thisisfrontpagenews; wearedoomed
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To: sickoflibs

“Have a heart! “

no damn way!!!

Throw them to the lions!


141 posted on 03/01/2013 9:45:34 PM PST by dalereed
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To: sickoflibs
For God's Sake, either land dalereed or cut the line!

You have had him hooked on this satire from the first post and he still doesn't get it!

142 posted on 03/02/2013 5:06:12 AM PST by Redleg Duke ("Madison, Wisconsin is 30 square miles surrounded by reality.", L. S. Dryfus)
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To: publius911

“My mail didn’t arrive today.
Is there something going on I don’t know about? “

No one on our cul d sac got mail on sequesterday.


143 posted on 03/02/2013 9:16:23 AM PST by Grampa Dave (What do Sequester, Mayan Apocolypse, Y2K & Gorebull Warming have in common? They were/are 100% BS!)
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To: Redleg Duke
RE :”For God's Sake, either land dalereed or cut the line!
You have had him hooked on this satire from the first post and he still doesn't get it! “

LOL, it is fun !

144 posted on 03/02/2013 12:40:09 PM PST by sickoflibs (Losing to Dems and Obama is not a principle! Its just losing.)
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To: sickoflibs
Ref best:
The Dream of a President ‘kick butts’ Trump (or ‘If only Trump ran.. ’)
sickoflibs rants | 5/19/2011 | sickoflibs

Other satire links here:
same thread, links at comment #14

145 posted on 03/29/2013 10:23:01 PM PDT by sickoflibs (To GOP : Any path to US citizenship IS putting them ahead in line. Stop lying about your position.)
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