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President To Change His Will
Future News Now | 3-23-13 | Retired Texas Vet

Posted on 03/23/2013 6:35:40 PM PDT by RetiredTexasVet

FNN Rush Exclusive: President Obama was intrigued about the possibility of President Hugo Chavez being embalmed and put on public display forever.

Because Hugo was not embalmed quickly enough, the procedure and public display could not be accomplished. President Zero was appalled and called his closest advisers and his science adviser in for a briefing.

Upon their advice, President Zero has changed his will to ensure that when he dies that he is promptly embalmed and prepared for public display.

The Lincoln Memorial will be removed and sent to Springfield, Il. for display. In its place President Zero's gold and silver display casket will be displayed in a newly created chapel. The chapel will feature murals that depict high points and events from his life. To mimic real life, a teleprompter will be mounted to the side of the casket.

The casket, with it's glass cover, will be mounted on a platform that will ascend from the crypt in the basement for public viewing. Red velvet kneeling benches will be provided for those who wish to worship. For common people and union members, a DVD set of "The One's" most significant public speeches (400 hours) will be available for a modest donation of $500. Fellow progressive leadership and union bosses may purchase the DVD set plus a clump of turf from his gold shoes (preserved in Ball Jar) for a modest $25,000.


TOPICS: Agriculture; Health/Medicine; History; Pets/Animals
KEYWORDS: humor; possible; satire

1 posted on 03/23/2013 6:35:40 PM PDT by RetiredTexasVet
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To: RetiredTexasVet

Excellent! A pop-up target.


2 posted on 03/23/2013 6:40:23 PM PDT by shove_it (Long ago Huxley, Orwell and Rand warned us about 0banana's USA.)
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3 posted on 03/23/2013 6:45:49 PM PDT by mcmuffin (Freedom's On The March - Wave Goodbye!)
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To: RetiredTexasVet
Red velvet kneeling benches will be provided for those who wish to worship. They can save money by just providing prayer mats for his fellow mooselums. Most of us would like to use the gaudy display as a urinal.
4 posted on 03/23/2013 6:47:40 PM PDT by rw4site (Little men want Big Government!)
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To: RetiredTexasVet

Gold shoes = golf shoes, I’m thinkin’.


5 posted on 03/23/2013 6:48:01 PM PDT by Bullish (A genuine President wouldn't allow the Obama's on the White House grounds)
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6 posted on 03/23/2013 6:48:52 PM PDT by tomkat
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To: RetiredTexasVet

I’m sure the many branches of the Baraq Hussein Obama Presidential Library and Choom Gang Museum will be very popular also. The Chicago branch will feature live gang shootouts every hour.


7 posted on 03/23/2013 6:51:00 PM PDT by nascarnation (Baraq's economic policy: trickle up poverty)
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but he;s a messiah , he doesn;t die, he’s the one we’;ve all waited for.\The first Jewish, black muslim, homosexual president

ARF


8 posted on 03/23/2013 6:53:53 PM PDT by manc (Marriage =1 man + 1 woman,when they say marriage equality then they should support polygamy)
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To: RetiredTexasVet

“To mimic real life, a teleprompter will be mounted to the side of the casket.”

LOL

Perfect!


9 posted on 03/23/2013 6:56:14 PM PDT by kitkat (STORM THE HEAVENS WITH PRAYERS FOR OUR COUNTRY)
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To: RetiredTexasVet

He also wants to be granted an IQ posthumously.


10 posted on 03/23/2013 7:04:13 PM PDT by mrsmith (Dumb sluts: Lifeblood of the Media, Backbone of the Democrat Party!)
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To: RetiredTexasVet

They can start now and make sure he doesn’t turn too rancid to work with.


11 posted on 03/23/2013 7:18:40 PM PDT by SWAMPSNIPER (The Second Amendment, a Matter of Fact, Not a Matter of Opinion)
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To: RetiredTexasVet

One can only wonder if the phony president has stipulated that a portion of his ill-gotten gains be set aside to finance a permanent display of his corpse. The problem is finding a proper venue for the display to take place.


12 posted on 03/23/2013 7:31:17 PM PDT by IbJensen (Liberals are like Slinkies, good for nothing, but you smile as you push them down the stairs.)
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To: RetiredTexasVet

All I can say about an permanent Obama display is...Ever heard of Faulkner’s Alley? Reeks of ammonia!


13 posted on 03/23/2013 7:39:25 PM PDT by swamprebel (a Constitution once changed from Freedom, can never be restored.)
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To: SWAMPSNIPER

The way obammy attracts flies it may be too late to start now.


14 posted on 03/23/2013 7:57:26 PM PDT by bigheadfred
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LOL


15 posted on 03/23/2013 8:04:15 PM PDT by freekitty (Give me back my conservative vote; then find me a real conservative to vote for)
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