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What Happened When The Mods Pulled My Post?
About a quart of Gin ^ | April 9 2013 | A Demented Mind

Posted on 04/09/2013 5:27:53 PM PDT by Darksheare

I just spent alot of time posting!

I see that, looks like you hit a small bump.

Pictured: Small Bump

What happened?
Well, someone set up us the bomb?
I'm serious!
Oh, well.. looks like your post got pulled.

Augh! I spent alot of effort on that! How did it happen?!
Couldn't be because you were doing it wrong?
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What the, how'd you get that video of m-- uh.. I don't even wear that!
Right Skippy. *cough* Well, since you asked, here's how posts get removed.
First, if it is against TOS it gets seen.

Then it gets marked.


Okay, I have that much.
Then the mods gather:

Pictured, mods gathering.

I don't think that's how it looks, I..
Look, do you want an answer or not?
...Yes?
Right, carrying on.
Then they back their vehicle up to your post.


Whoah! What the heck is that thing?!
It's a machine, that eats other machines.
With this:

I don't see what this has to do with my post vanishing, can you tell me wha-
Watch it question boy! I have a flamethrower!

You want to vanish like your dog did?

What the?! No, not Roozer too!
To be fair, your dog WAS drunk.
What?! Who would even... please don't point that flamethrower at me.
Right, and after they saw your post off the entire forum, they set it on fire.

Wait.. that man. His face, and fire! Oh GOD WHY?!
Oh, HIS post was all about his face, so the mods set it on fire.
After that, they used the ashes to open a gate between our world and theirs, like this:

BLECH! That's horrible!
And those tentacles! GAAAH!

If you think that's bad, you should see what happens when the mods get their hands on a bad thread.

Pictured: Mod hands

Oh look, here comes a mod now.
Looks like they want to ask you about that thread you just posted.

Gaaah! Tell them I'm indisposed!

Pictured: Moderator, dunno which one.

Tell them yourself, they're right behind you.


Wait, don't run away!
We haven't gotten to what happens when they edit your thread title!

This concludes our sordid fictional tale.
If you liked that, we have plenty more in the book "Oh the horrible things you'll summon!" rumored to be written by IamnotaMod


TOPICS: Cheese, Moose, Sister; Chit/Chat; Humor; Weird Stuff
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This thread dedicated in humor to those of the Undead Thread, and other forum spots, who we have lost over the years due to passing on from this life.
May their memory be infused with the humor they brought us in life.
Now where did these tentacles come from, and why is my thread burning?
1 posted on 04/09/2013 5:27:53 PM PDT by Darksheare
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Even if you're having a bad day.
Cleverness Here
You can still donate to FR.
Click here!

2 posted on 04/09/2013 5:30:15 PM PDT by Darksheare (Try my coffee, first one's free.....)
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To: Darksheare

What the hell is that tentacle thing coming out of the tray?


3 posted on 04/09/2013 5:33:11 PM PDT by Viennacon
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To: Darksheare

That was truly a funny bit....and very elucidating too


4 posted on 04/09/2013 5:33:27 PM PDT by Nifster
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To: Darksheare

It was just one of those days and I thought it was faster than shaving.

5 posted on 04/09/2013 5:35:17 PM PDT by mnehring
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To: Yooperman; FoundersFan; sionnsar; abigailsmybaby; A CA Guy; airborne; Aloysius88; Altariel; ...
We will not be on a Zot Thread this month as Yooperman's thread was too stupid.
And not funny enough.

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What's this all about?

Zotland the Craven
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Some guidelines for posting on this thread.
Some highlights of this thread.
Spawn of the Undead Thread:
The April Chronicles (redux)
Ping!

FReepmail Darksheare if you want on or off the ping list.
This is a low volume ping list (every few days).

Read: The March Chronicles (redux)


6 posted on 04/09/2013 5:38:19 PM PDT by Darksheare (Try my coffee, first one's free.....)
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To: Darksheare
That was good ... real good ... may I add Great!

that concludes our sordid fictional tale
I have one question. What fictional tale?

7 posted on 04/09/2013 5:38:30 PM PDT by no-to-illegals (Scrutinize our government and Secure the Blessing of Freedom and Justice)
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To: Viennacon

That’s how they make those firework snakes.
If you make a pan of it, well.. it looks like Cthulhu is coming for you.


8 posted on 04/09/2013 5:39:12 PM PDT by Darksheare (Try my coffee, first one's free.....)
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To: Darksheare

I’ve been around FR long enough to remember the days when posts were pulled because they had too many images. Almost everybody had dial-up 28.8kps modems (the richer among us had 33.6kps Sportsters) and we would all squawk when images would cause our pages to take 2-3 minutes to load.


9 posted on 04/09/2013 5:39:59 PM PDT by SamAdams76
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To: Nifster

Thanks.
It was one of those mad moments when you go, “You know, we haven’t had a pure humor thread outside of the Friday Silliness in awhile. *crack knuckles* Yeah, I’m stupid, *click/ posted!*”


10 posted on 04/09/2013 5:40:24 PM PDT by Darksheare (Try my coffee, first one's free.....)
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To: SamAdams76

Yeah, I should have put [image heavy] in teh title.
*Drats, stupid stupid stupid!*


11 posted on 04/09/2013 5:41:25 PM PDT by Darksheare (Try my coffee, first one's free.....)
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To: Darksheare

Present. But it looks f i n e fine.


12 posted on 04/09/2013 5:42:28 PM PDT by Conspiracy Guy (I voted Republican, no Conservative was on the ballot.)
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To: mnehring

I guess that works.
LOL.


13 posted on 04/09/2013 5:44:48 PM PDT by Darksheare (Try my coffee, first one's free.....)
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To: Darksheare
i always wondered what happened... RIP to past Freepers
14 posted on 04/09/2013 5:44:51 PM PDT by Chode (Stand UP and Be Counted, or line up and be numbered - *DTOM* -ww- NO Pity for the LAZY)
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To: sionnsar; abigailsmybaby; A CA Guy; airborne; Aloysius88; Altariel; Americanwolf; Anoreth; ...

Do note that this is the first, and likely only time that the Undead Thread will be “Self Posted” by one of us.
I doubt we’d be able to pull off another “Demented trhead” like this without some trouble.
Especially with my typos.


15 posted on 04/09/2013 5:46:37 PM PDT by Darksheare (Try my coffee, first one's free.....)
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To: Darksheare

Are we home? Is this our home now? Where’s Flying Castle and the rest of the gang? When can we ping everybody? Can we see our friends now? What are you doing, Darks?

Where is everybody?

I just spent the day doing laundry, reporting two zots, and making soap.

Tired now... zzzz zzzz zzzz z z z z z f.c b


16 posted on 04/09/2013 5:47:06 PM PDT by TheOldLady
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To: Darksheare

Nice thread. It’s going to be a classic post.


17 posted on 04/09/2013 5:47:30 PM PDT by DocRock (All they that TAKE the sword shall perish with the sword. Matthew 26:52 Gun grabbers beware.)
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To: Chode

The giant saw is rather disconcerting.


18 posted on 04/09/2013 5:47:39 PM PDT by Darksheare (Try my coffee, first one's free.....)
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To: Conspiracy Guy
Present. But it looks f i n e fine.

It could use a pretty girl.

19 posted on 04/09/2013 5:47:39 PM PDT by mountainlion (Live well for those that did not make it back.)
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To: Darksheare

“If you make a pan of it, well.. it looks like Cthulhu is coming for you.”

That’s exactly what I thought it was. Cthulhu, not fireworks...


20 posted on 04/09/2013 5:48:07 PM PDT by PLMerite (Shut the Beyotch Down! Burn, baby, burn!)
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To: DocRock

Doubt that, but we’ll see.


21 posted on 04/09/2013 5:48:18 PM PDT by Darksheare (Try my coffee, first one's free.....)
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To: TheOldLady

Yes, systems look to be working.


22 posted on 04/09/2013 5:48:51 PM PDT by Darksheare (Try my coffee, first one's free.....)
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To: PLMerite

Exactly why I grabbed that image.
It was perfect.


23 posted on 04/09/2013 5:49:17 PM PDT by Darksheare (Try my coffee, first one's free.....)
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Gotta head out for now.
Hopefully see everyone later.
*Tentacles rise from the floor behind him*


24 posted on 04/09/2013 5:50:55 PM PDT by Darksheare (Try my coffee, first one's free.....)
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To: Darksheare

good job


25 posted on 04/09/2013 5:51:34 PM PDT by Conspiracy Guy (I voted Republican, no Conservative was on the ballot.)
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To: mountainlion

Page 3 ?


26 posted on 04/09/2013 5:52:19 PM PDT by Conspiracy Guy (I voted Republican, no Conservative was on the ballot.)
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To: Darksheare
oh yeah...
27 posted on 04/09/2013 5:52:33 PM PDT by Chode (Stand UP and Be Counted, or line up and be numbered - *DTOM* -ww- NO Pity for the LAZY)
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To: Darksheare
Well thanks for keeping us posted.

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28 posted on 04/09/2013 5:53:11 PM PDT by cripplecreek (REMEMBER THE RIVER RAISIN!)
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To: Darksheare

I was about to say, “Darksheare drank it”.

But, um, well...


29 posted on 04/09/2013 5:54:23 PM PDT by Professional Engineer (No one expects the Sephardic Invitation!)
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To: Darksheare

Yoop! Yoop!


30 posted on 04/09/2013 5:54:24 PM PDT by glock rocks (No, the game never ends, when your whole world depends, on the turn of a friendy card.)
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To: Darksheare

Waitwaitwait!!!!

You created *your own* UT? That ain’t natural, Darks. It’s like a snake eating it’s tail or something.


31 posted on 04/09/2013 5:54:42 PM PDT by Cyber Liberty (I am a dissident. Will you join me? My name is John....)
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To: Darksheare
Roscoe Karns version, for reference.
32 posted on 04/09/2013 5:57:56 PM PDT by Cyber Liberty (I am a dissident. Will you join me? My name is John....)
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To: Darksheare

Here! Sorry for the delay, but it took awhile for the image-heavy content to feed through my sportster modem. . .

(Love the hillbilly shave gif)


33 posted on 04/09/2013 5:58:50 PM PDT by Flotsam_Jetsome (No more usurpers.)
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To: Darksheare

” If you make a pan of it, well.. it looks like Cthulhu is coming for you.”

Excuse me?


34 posted on 04/09/2013 6:00:11 PM PDT by Pan_Yan
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To: Darksheare
The giant saw is rather disconcerting.

Meet the Bagger 288. There's a song about it.

35 posted on 04/09/2013 6:03:03 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have IngSoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: Darksheare

36 posted on 04/09/2013 6:03:10 PM PDT by BenLurkin (This is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire; or both)
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To: Darksheare
Photo & Video Sharing by SmugMug
37 posted on 04/09/2013 6:05:23 PM PDT by SWAMPSNIPER (The Second Amendment, a Matter of Fact, Not a Matter of Opinion)
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To: Chode; Darksheare
Amen, Chode. A Huge Salute!
38 posted on 04/09/2013 6:06:41 PM PDT by no-to-illegals (Scrutinize our government and Secure the Blessing of Freedom and Justice)
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To: Darksheare
I have heard rumors what the pull next.


39 posted on 04/09/2013 6:07:02 PM PDT by ThomasThomas (Normal isn't normal anymore.)
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To: Darksheare
"Now where did these tentacles come from, and why is my thread burning?"

I really have no idea. Apparently it was her idea.

I was just ... kind of a captive audience.

40 posted on 04/09/2013 6:08:02 PM PDT by NicknamedBob (The universe generally responds poorly to any attempt to draw attention to its numerous flaws.)
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To: BenLurkin

Right on time...


41 posted on 04/09/2013 6:08:07 PM PDT by null and void (Gun confiscation enables tyranny. Republicans create the tools of oppression and Democrats use them.)
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To: Pan_Yan; Darksheare

Just SHOE it away pan...

And YOU Dark... FARGUNFLUGUMNOGGITATING....


42 posted on 04/09/2013 6:12:26 PM PDT by bigheadfred
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To: Darksheare

This is confusing. I will consider it tomorrow.


43 posted on 04/09/2013 6:13:56 PM PDT by Tax-chick (Do you know why I love reptiles? It's because they don't play guitars.)
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To: Darksheare

Point...


44 posted on 04/09/2013 6:16:14 PM PDT by Dead Corpse (I will not comply.)
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To: ThomasThomas
I have heard rumors

Maw, hey Maw ... you got to see this. Your boy's picture is on the Internet.

45 posted on 04/09/2013 6:16:30 PM PDT by no-to-illegals (Scrutinize our government and Secure the Blessing of Freedom and Justice)
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To: Darksheare

This thread requires a “LIKE” button.


46 posted on 04/09/2013 6:17:32 PM PDT by SolidRedState (I used to think bizarro world was a fiction.)
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To: Darksheare

Stupid bullshit!


47 posted on 04/09/2013 6:20:30 PM PDT by dalereed
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To: Darksheare

Bkmk


48 posted on 04/09/2013 6:21:24 PM PDT by Lurkina.n.Learnin (Obama is the Chicken Little of politics)
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To: Darksheare
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This thread needs popcorn!

49 posted on 04/09/2013 6:25:16 PM PDT by smoothsailing
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Stupid bullshit!

dalereed goes full frontal...


50 posted on 04/09/2013 6:28:03 PM PDT by bigheadfred
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