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***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD***
Posted on 04/26/2013 5:47:59 AM PDT by Lucky9teen
It's all about the timing...
Never have I seen such commitment to photobombing as this woman's.
Yes, penguins have rocket propelled poop. You won't learn that on Discovery Channel.
He wanted soda. He got soda. To the faaaaaaaaace!!!!
Not sure what exactly is going on here, but $100 says that alcohol was involved.
A painful bee sting is the price you've got to pay for a photo as awesome as this.
"Pleased to meet you, concrete."
"It is the last time you'll sh*t on me!"
His thoughts became a shadow.
"CRATE-ZIRRA!"
Little did Gary know that the right combination of Coors Light, beef jerky and Molly Hatchet
was all it took to summon the ancient fire god of Hawkins county.
Probably not the new Facebook profile photo they were hoping for.
Enjoy your new broken camera.
One of these cats will pee on your couch.
TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: ofst; silliness; timing
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To: ArGee
To: llevrok; Lucky9teen
To: ZirconEncrustedTweezers; llevrok; Lucky9teen
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posted on
04/26/2013 8:05:59 AM PDT
by
ArGee
(I wanted to be alone with my thoughts, but they stood me up.)
To: ArGee; Lucky9teen; llevrok
I gotta go to the bafroom!!
To: ZirconEncrustedTweezers; Lucky9teen; llevrok
Eeeeeewwwwww. What's that smell?
Daddy, I think it was Z. Can we throw him out the window?
85
posted on
04/26/2013 8:11:25 AM PDT
by
ArGee
(I wanted to be alone with my thoughts, but they stood me up.)
To: Doogle
Yup. The cat looks funny also.
86
posted on
04/26/2013 8:14:13 AM PDT
by
EQAndyBuzz
(The reason we own guns is to protect ourselves from those wanting to take our guns from us.)
To: ArGee
Don’t make me stop this car!!!!!
87
posted on
04/26/2013 8:14:51 AM PDT
by
fredhead
(I'm not losing my hair, it's just retired and relocating further south.)
To: ArGee; ZirconEncrustedTweezers; Lucky9teen
(mumbling to myself)
This is the last time I give these kids a ride to school. Monday, it's back to the short bus for the lot!
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posted on
04/26/2013 8:17:49 AM PDT
by
llevrok
(2013: America is in a cold civil war.)
To: Lucky9teen
An English lady walked into a Police Station, and the desk Sergeant said, “Can I help you?”
“Yes” she said, “I’d like to report a case of sexual assault”.
“Where did it happen?” the Sergeant asked.
“In the park just down the road,” she replied.
“Can you describe what happened?”
“Yes, I was walking along the footpath in the park near the trees when a man
jumped out of the bushes and dragged me in there, removed my underwear, then he dropped his pants to his knees and had his way with me”.
“Could you give me a description of him?”
“Yes, he was wearing white shoes, long white trousers, a white shirt and he had these two big long pads from his feet up to and over his knees, one on each leg”.
“Sounds to me like he was a cricketer, most probably a batsman”, said the Sergeant.
“Yes”, said the lady, “He was an Australian Cricketer”.
“That’s very observant”, said the Sergeant, “You worked that out from his accent?”
“No”, she replied. “I worked it out because he wasn’t in for very long”.
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posted on
04/26/2013 8:22:23 AM PDT
by
llevrok
(2013: America is in a cold civil war.)
To: relictele
speaking of language and grammar, can a period be italicized?
90
posted on
04/26/2013 8:23:30 AM PDT
by
llevrok
(2013: America is in a cold civil war.)
To: Lucky9teen
91
posted on
04/26/2013 8:24:42 AM PDT
by
BenLurkin
(This is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire; or both)
To: rockabyebaby
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posted on
04/26/2013 8:27:48 AM PDT
by
BenLurkin
(This is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire; or both)
To: llevrok
Don’t start making periods worse than they are.
93
posted on
04/26/2013 8:28:14 AM PDT
by
ArGee
(I wanted to be alone with my thoughts, but they stood me up.)
To: Rummyfan
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posted on
04/26/2013 8:28:34 AM PDT
by
BenLurkin
(This is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire; or both)
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posted on
04/26/2013 8:30:01 AM PDT
by
BenLurkin
(This is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire; or both)
To: ArGee
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posted on
04/26/2013 8:31:10 AM PDT
by
BenLurkin
(This is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire; or both)
To: Lucky9teen
Where’s a napalm strike when you need it....
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posted on
04/26/2013 8:31:52 AM PDT
by
BenLurkin
(This is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire; or both)
To: ZirconEncrustedTweezers
98
posted on
04/26/2013 8:36:39 AM PDT
by
BenLurkin
(This is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire; or both)
To: BenLurkin; Lucky9teen
99
posted on
04/26/2013 8:37:40 AM PDT
by
llevrok
(2013: America is in a cold civil war.)
To: llevrok; All
Can anyone on this thread explain the popularity of that show?
100
posted on
04/26/2013 8:38:39 AM PDT
by
ArGee
(I wanted to be alone with my thoughts, but they stood me up.)
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