Posted on 07/07/2013 1:50:17 PM PDT by metmom
Police were called to a Hillcrest neighborhood early this morning when neighbors reported that a local mom of twins began throwing flaming dirty diapers at a group of people setting off fireworks.
The woman, Ernie Orsborn, became angry over fireworks going off in her neighborhood while her two young children were trying to sleep. Records show repeated calls to 311 reporting the firework violators between 8:30p.m. and 1 a.m.
Around 9:00 Orsborn posted to her twitter account: I mean, if you like fireworks, go to Pops on the River and let us abstained sip our wine in peace as babies sleep.
Witnesses tell us that sometime around 1:30 a.m. she decided to take measures into her own hands.
I heard her yell, you want to see fireworks, here you go assholes, a neighbor tells us. Suddenly I see her holding a diaper bin and a lighter. She started pulling them out one by one and lobbing them over the fence at a group of drunk men shooting bottle rockets at each other. I sort of wanted to go help her throw them.
None of the individuals shooting the fireworks sustained any injuries, although several did have large amounts of child fecal matter on their faces. Police say that the men promptly put away the fireworks and apologized to the angry mother. None of the men are pressing charges according to police.
As of this morning several bottles of wine, fresh fruit, and pastries have been set outside Orsborns house. Neighbors additionally tell us the men in question have spent much of the morning quietly washing Orsborns car, weeding her flowers beds, and pruning her rose bushes while their wives and girlfriends watch from across the street.
None of the individuals shooting the fireworks sustained any injuries, although several did have large amounts of child fecal matter on their faces. Police say that the men promptly put away the fireworks and apologized to the angry mother. None of the men are pressing charges according to police.
Mission accomplished!
Real repentance! Good to see.
Independence day, the spirit of freedom, right.
People calling the cops.
The peace loving woman throwing dirty diapers? of course not, probably a misprint.
She just went over and had a friendly chat with them and ask them in a nice way to stop the racket.
So she got her car washed, the flower bed weeded and most likely got a whole month of dirty diapers washed by these criminals who were celebrating what is known as freedom day.
These criminals sure got off easy, they should be awaiting the hangman,s noose.
What is that saying about doing unto others as you would have them do unto you?
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Yeah, i was fooled too, but i can see from the comments that most people has no idea what the fourth of July mean to lots of people.
And it sure never had anything to do with peace and safety.
Yeah, call the cops.
Americans my ass.
Keep reading and check the keywords......
It’s satire......
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