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***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD***

Posted on 08/02/2013 5:25:10 AM PDT by Lucky9teen

You know it's hot when....................



TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: hot; melting; ofst; silliness
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In a recent survey commissioned by President Obama, his supporters have proven to be the most likely to have had sex in the shower.

The survey was carried out for Democrats by a leading soap and toiletries firm.

The results revealed that 86% of Obama supporters said that they have had sex in the shower.

The remaining 14% said they haven’t been to prison yet.


21 posted on 08/02/2013 6:03:32 AM PDT by Arrowhead1952 (The Second Amendment is NOT about the right to hunt. It IS a right to shoot tyrants.)
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To: Lucky9teen
Right Now Sunny 91°F
22 posted on 08/02/2013 6:03:59 AM PDT by Berlin_Freeper
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To: Lucky9teen

Checking in! Woohoo!! It’s been a long week.


23 posted on 08/02/2013 6:04:03 AM PDT by ShadowAce (Linux -- The Ultimate Windows Service Pack)
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24 posted on 08/02/2013 6:07:31 AM PDT by Old Sarge (My "KMA List" is growing daily...)
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To: verga

I have no air conditioning. I go with my wife to the mega supermarket so I can stand in front of the open freezer units and tell my 4 year old daughter unbelievable tales of air conditioned homes in America.


25 posted on 08/02/2013 6:10:21 AM PDT by Berlin_Freeper
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Texas police are sensitive and caring...

Despite what our redistributionist friends tell you, LEOs in Texas are caring and sensitive.

I get irritated when people come down on our police officers, saying that they don’t care about or respect others. Well, here is a story that clearly shows not all cops are in that category.

This story involves the police department in The town of Stonewall, TX, who reported finding a man’s body last Saturday in the early evening in the Pedernales River near the state highway-87 bridge. The dead man’s name would not be released until his family had been notified.

The victim apparently drowned due to excessive beer consumption while visiting “someone” in Horseshoe Bay .

He was wearing black fishnet stockings, 4 inch spiked heels, a red garter belt, a pink G-string, purple lipstick, dazzle dust on his eyelids, 1/2 inch false eyelashes and an Obama T-shirt.

The police removed the Obama T-shirt to spare his family any unnecessary embarrassment.

See there, Texas police do care.


26 posted on 08/02/2013 6:36:04 AM PDT by Arrowhead1952 (The Second Amendment is NOT about the right to hunt. It IS a right to shoot tyrants.)
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27 posted on 08/02/2013 6:40:51 AM PDT by workerbee (The President of the United States is DOMESTIC ENEMY #1)
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To: Arrowhead1952

BWAHAHAHAHA!


28 posted on 08/02/2013 6:44:52 AM PDT by workerbee (The President of the United States is DOMESTIC ENEMY #1)
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To: Berlin_Freeper

...and not just one air conditioner. I lived in a two bedroom apartment and we had three!
hOW ABOUT THAT?


29 posted on 08/02/2013 6:45:22 AM PDT by Berlin_Freeper
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To: Lucky9teen

You know it’s hot out when...Bloomberg was seen drinking a Big Gulp


30 posted on 08/02/2013 6:48:52 AM PDT by the_boy_who_got_lost
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31 posted on 08/02/2013 6:50:56 AM PDT by wyokostur
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32 posted on 08/02/2013 6:51:51 AM PDT by workerbee (The President of the United States is DOMESTIC ENEMY #1)
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33 posted on 08/02/2013 6:54:58 AM PDT by workerbee (The President of the United States is DOMESTIC ENEMY #1)
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34 posted on 08/02/2013 6:56:20 AM PDT by wyokostur
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To: Arrowhead1952

Reminds me of a survey about fifteen years ago. 1000 women were asked if they would have sex with then-President Clinton.

42% said “never again.”


35 posted on 08/02/2013 7:00:52 AM PDT by ZirconEncrustedTweezers (The average American voter is an idiot. Which is how the Dems want it.)
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To: InvisibleChurch

Yeah, we have already had our 3 weeks of summer here in Illinoisy. A/C has been off for over a week.


36 posted on 08/02/2013 7:02:02 AM PDT by nuke rocketeer (File CONGRESS.SYS corrupted: Re-boot Washington D.C (Y/N)?)
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37 posted on 08/02/2013 7:03:23 AM PDT by workerbee (The President of the United States is DOMESTIC ENEMY #1)
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38 posted on 08/02/2013 7:05:30 AM PDT by Liberty Valance (Keep a simple manner for a happy life :o)
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It was so hot, the corn popped right off the stalk
and the cows thought it was snow and froze to death.

39 posted on 08/02/2013 7:05:59 AM PDT by Baynative (Lord, keep your arm around my shoulder and your hand over my mouth.)
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To: Lucky9teen

...two seconds before the Snake Shot.


40 posted on 08/02/2013 7:08:00 AM PDT by ErnBatavia (Carlos Danger for mayor....NYC deserves him)
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