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'Carlos Danger' Brand of Weiners Enter the Food Market
ABC News ^ | 8/16/2013 | Alana Abramson

Posted on 08/16/2013 5:06:19 PM PDT by mac_truck

Anthony Weiner may be lagging in the race for New York City mayor, but he is winning in another area - hot dog marketing.

The delicious combination of Anthony Weiner's name and his sexually suggestive Twitter antics were apparently too good to pass up for one Florida marketing man, who has joined forces with an Illinois hot dog company to create a hot dog brand called Carlos Danger Weiners, which he has incorporated into the company Carlos Danger LLC.

The company, whose website launched today, was created by Randall Richards, the CEO of Web Dominators LLC, a marketing firm in Orlando, in partnership with Thrushwood Farms Quality Meats, a family-owned business in Illinois. Hot dog orders can be placed through the website, and Richards said he had been in touch with several chains such as Walmart and Publix about selling the dogs.

Carlos Danger, for anyone who has not been following the saga of wannabe New York City Mayor Anthony Weiner, was the pseudonym the former congressman used during his online sexual chats with women.

(Excerpt) Read more at gma.yahoo.com ...


TOPICS: Food; Humor; Local News; Miscellaneous
KEYWORDS: carlos; danger; lol; wiener

1 posted on 08/16/2013 5:06:19 PM PDT by mac_truck
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To: mac_truck

I just lost my appetite.


2 posted on 08/16/2013 5:08:21 PM PDT by DManA
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To: mac_truck

Do they go well with Billy Beer?


3 posted on 08/16/2013 5:08:54 PM PDT by nickcarraway
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To: mac_truck

Do they go well with Billy Beer?


4 posted on 08/16/2013 5:08:54 PM PDT by nickcarraway
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To: mac_truck

Ought to be a hot seller among Progressive bimbos.


5 posted on 08/16/2013 5:10:28 PM PDT by RetiredTexasVet (The only growth industries left under Progressives are government and poverty.)
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To: mac_truck

Carlos Danger Vienna Sausages?


6 posted on 08/16/2013 5:11:05 PM PDT by rottndog ('Live Free Or Die' Ain't just words on a bumber sticker...or a tagline.)
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To: mac_truck

There’s a Florida doctor named Carlos Danger, M.D. I feel sorry for anyone trying to maintain a practice under that nomiker


7 posted on 08/16/2013 5:14:23 PM PDT by Insigne123 (It is the soldier, not the community organizer, who gives us freedom of the press)
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To: nickcarraway

Are they going to be marketed especially to young Bimbos?


8 posted on 08/16/2013 5:15:19 PM PDT by Paladin2
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To: mac_truck

Weiner should sue. “That’s MY wiener !”


9 posted on 08/16/2013 5:16:06 PM PDT by fieldmarshaldj (Resist We Much)
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To: DManA

Ewww, this is one brand I won’t be purchasing. The mental image alone makes it untouchable.


10 posted on 08/16/2013 5:17:13 PM PDT by Catsrus
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To: mac_truck

WHat kind of person would buy that?


11 posted on 08/16/2013 5:17:15 PM PDT by GeronL
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To: RetiredTexasVet; SortaBichy

Given the pics that made the rounds, Tony’s junk wouldn’t make the cut....no idea why he felt proud of being hung like a ring finger.


12 posted on 08/16/2013 5:18:17 PM PDT by ErnBatavia (Carlos Danger for mayor....NYC deserves him)
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To: RetiredTexasVet
The target buyer personna:


13 posted on 08/16/2013 5:19:11 PM PDT by Paladin2
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To: mac_truck

14 posted on 08/16/2013 5:19:16 PM PDT by Dallas59 (Obama: The first "White Black" President.)
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To: GeronL
What kind of person would buy that?

The same kind that would buy Barney Franks...

15 posted on 08/16/2013 5:20:18 PM PDT by null and void (Frequent terrorist attacks OR endless government snooping and oppression? We can have both!)
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To: GeronL
What kind of person would buy that?

The same kind that would buy Barney Franks...

16 posted on 08/16/2013 5:20:18 PM PDT by null and void (Frequent terrorist attacks OR endless government snooping and oppression? We can have both!)
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To: Catsrus

Good luck selling slimy politician penis brand wieners.


17 posted on 08/16/2013 5:20:29 PM PDT by DManA
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To: mac_truck

18 posted on 08/16/2013 5:21:19 PM PDT by COBOL2Java (I'm a Christian, pro-life, pro-gun, Reaganite. The GOP hates me. Why should I vote for them?)
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To: null and void

*face palm*


19 posted on 08/16/2013 5:21:28 PM PDT by GeronL
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To: COBOL2Java

More like a Gag.


20 posted on 08/16/2013 5:22:05 PM PDT by Paladin2
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To: mac_truck
The company, whose website launched today, was created by Randall Richards,

RANDY RICHARDS?

You can't make this stuff up.

21 posted on 08/16/2013 5:22:11 PM PDT by workerbee (The President of the United States is DOMESTIC ENEMY #1)
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To: mac_truck

22 posted on 08/16/2013 5:22:22 PM PDT by Lmo56 (If ya wanna run with the big dawgs - ya gotta learn to piss in the tall grass ...)
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To: GeronL

Thank you.

I’ll be here all week...


23 posted on 08/16/2013 5:22:22 PM PDT by null and void (Frequent terrorist attacks OR endless government snooping and oppression? We can have both!)
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To: Lmo56

Yes, but is it Kosher?


24 posted on 08/16/2013 5:23:22 PM PDT by null and void (Frequent terrorist attacks OR endless government snooping and oppression? We can have both!)
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To: workerbee

lol


25 posted on 08/16/2013 5:24:01 PM PDT by GeronL
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To: null and void
LOL

Where are those kind of brats going to get you in the end?

26 posted on 08/16/2013 5:24:04 PM PDT by Paladin2
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To: GeronL

I wouldn’t doubt the Usurper himself would buy it. Probably be first in line in the store. =)


27 posted on 08/16/2013 5:25:09 PM PDT by Patriot Babe
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To: mac_truck

I hope he launches the OBAMA CLOWN POSSE TOUR next!


28 posted on 08/16/2013 5:25:10 PM PDT by bigbob
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To: mac_truck

They plump when you cook them. And they explode 30 seconds later.


29 posted on 08/16/2013 5:27:18 PM PDT by gitmo ( If your theology doesn't become your biography it's useless.)
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To: Patriot Babe

Obama Balogna might work


30 posted on 08/16/2013 5:27:51 PM PDT by GeronL
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To: mac_truck

31 posted on 08/16/2013 5:28:45 PM PDT by South40
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To: Patriot Babe

“Obama Liar Balogna”

Look for it at your local manure store today!


32 posted on 08/16/2013 5:29:04 PM PDT by GeronL
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To: Paladin2

Exactly.


33 posted on 08/16/2013 5:31:12 PM PDT by null and void (Frequent terrorist attacks OR endless government snooping and oppression? We can have both!)
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To: mac_truck

Careless Dangler brand.

They’ll escape the bun and end up on the floor if you don’t keep a grip on em.


34 posted on 08/16/2013 5:32:24 PM PDT by cripplecreek (REMEMBER THE RIVER RAISIN!)
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To: workerbee

My state senator is Randy Richardville.


35 posted on 08/16/2013 5:33:52 PM PDT by cripplecreek (REMEMBER THE RIVER RAISIN!)
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To: Lmo56

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=ySKxKfDKw4g


36 posted on 08/16/2013 5:36:28 PM PDT by Paladin2
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To: cripplecreek
"Randy Richardville."

Both you and he should pay everybody's increased sales tax.

37 posted on 08/16/2013 5:37:54 PM PDT by Paladin2
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To: mac_truck
Official Carlos Danger Wienermobile Delivery Van:


38 posted on 08/16/2013 5:38:05 PM PDT by Mad Dawgg (If you're going to deny my 1st Amendment rights then I must proceed to the 2nd one...)
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To: mac_truck
Oh, gosh! I sure hope that isn't raaaaacist!
39 posted on 08/16/2013 5:41:13 PM PDT by Standing Wolf (No tyrant should ever be allowed to die of natural causes.)
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To: mac_truck

tell Teeny Weiner to stick with Hebrew National hot dogs. They’re much much better....MUCH better!


40 posted on 08/16/2013 5:41:57 PM PDT by faithhopecharity (E)
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To: mac_truck

Would you eat a “weiner” from Illinois?

Probably full of lead and bullshit, like their citizens and politicians, unfortunately not in that order.

As Buffy might say, “Bite my weiner”.


41 posted on 08/16/2013 5:52:57 PM PDT by MadMax, the Grinning Reaper
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To: MadMax, the Grinning Reaper

Ok, in what ep did Buffy say that?


42 posted on 08/16/2013 6:21:01 PM PDT by workerbee (The President of the United States is DOMESTIC ENEMY #1)
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To: null and void

Post Of The Week!


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44 posted on 08/16/2013 6:31:12 PM PDT by musicman (Until I see the REAL Long Form Vault BC, he's just "PRES__ENT" Obama = Without "ID")
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To: musicman

What a great thread.


45 posted on 08/16/2013 6:38:05 PM PDT by Defiant (In the next rebellion, the rebels will be the ones carrying the American flag.)
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To: mac_truck

Every time I read “Carlos Danger” I hear in my mind GlaDOS saying “Gypsy Danger!” from that Pacific Rim movie trailer.


46 posted on 08/16/2013 6:51:25 PM PDT by Darksheare (Try my coffee, first one's free.....)
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To: Defiant

(I agree!!)

47 posted on 08/16/2013 7:04:18 PM PDT by musicman (Until I see the REAL Long Form Vault BC, he's just "PRES__ENT" Obama = Without "ID")
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To: mac_truck

48 posted on 08/17/2013 12:46:26 AM PDT by goron (If this be treason, make the most of it! - Patrick Henry)
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To: DManA

“I just lost my appetite.”
That’s OK,they’d probably leave a bad taste in your mouth.


49 posted on 08/17/2013 6:32:25 AM PDT by Farmer Dean (stop worrying about what they want to do to you,start thinking about what you want to do to them)
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