Posted on 09/10/2013 11:01:26 AM PDT by nickcarraway
A man coming out of his hernia surgery and still under the influence of anesthesia was talking to a lady next to his bed when he realized just how hot she was.
"Man, you are eye candy," he says, cracker in hand. "WHOA. You may be the prettiest woman I've ever seen. Are you a model?"
Then he found out who she was: his wife of six years.
"You're my wife?" he says, his voice cracking. "Holy shit. Dang." He goes on like this for a while. "Oh my God, I hit the jackpot!"
Considering the range of possible reactions — You're my wife? Oh ... — this is literally the best one the wife could have ever hoped for. She's definitely going to spike his drinks with anesthesia on the reg from now on.
Hahaha. Good story.
She probably sent him back to surgery for hitting on a stranger.
LOL, I was waking up from surgery one time and I looked at the nurse and said, “You’re not Santa Claus!”
Sidebar, but it wouldn’t be surprising if certain patients coming out of a stupor at the hospital would think of naming ther new child- “Anesthesia”
Excellent!
Had an uncle who had surgery. When his wife arrived at the hospital, everyone said, “Oh, you’re the champ’s wife.”
Apparently he had claimed the was the middleweight boxing champion of the world and he was going to get out of those straps and kick everybody’s ass.”
Must watch later
Does she like Pina Coladas?
LOL!!!
I’ve heard people say some hilarious stuff coming off anesthesia.
Good for them.
Nervous about getting put under, I woke up from surgery having my wisdom teeth out and I said out loud, “I am alive!”
Quite the natural attraction there I would say.
LOL. Anesthetic can be fun with normal people.
I was a young (large and strong) college football player(O-Line) when I had all 4 wisdom teeth removed. Apparently, following surgery, I insisted on seeing the teeth they removed. This was apparently problematic for them. Against policy, thrown away, unsanitary....I don’t recall the reason they originally denied my euphoric request. Apparently I was very effective at influencing their decision to re-think their original position. As one of the nurses (who I still see) later stated, “We weren’t sure if you really did intend to ‘completely renovate this office’, but Dr. XYZ suggested, in your current state, you were more than capable. So we went and found your teeth.”
A day after some extensive surgery, some doctors came in and said “Hey there, its us, how you doing?” I was like “Who the hell are you?”, they kinda chuckled and said, “Oh, that must be the (name of anesthetic)”.. apparently, I had completely forgotten about 15 minutes of my life before surgery. I have never recovered those moments. I just hope I was nice/funny/briliant/inspiring, etc... and that I DIDN’T hit on any nurses. I didn’t have the guts to ask them (almost literally),however. LOL
LOL
My GF is a doctor at Cedars Sinai. The latest one coming from surgery was the guy who had a herniated disc repaired and coming out of surgery, waking up told the surgeon “i love you all, is this heaven, i’m looking for hot chicks.”. This is considered “normal”..:)
My father (who is a retired physician)was in the hospital for a kidney stone. When his doctor came by on rounds to see how he was doing, dad said “Well, doc, I was fine until I took a turn for the nurse”. He loved medical jokes unlike a number of doctors.
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