New Slogans for Barilla pasta? [add yours!] [vanity]

me ^ | 9/28/2013 | me

[matt1234]

Now that Barilla has fully caved to the Gaystapo, I think it's time for a new slogan for their pasta brand. Please add your suggestions.

[ConorMacNessa]

I used to by De Cecco - can't find it anymore. But I do like the Barilla.



"Dia shábháil ar fad anseo!"

Genuflectimus non ad principem sed ad Principem Pacis!

Listen, O isles, unto me; and hearken, ye people, from far; The LORD hath called me from the womb; from the bowels of my mother hath he made mention of my name. (Isaiah 49:1 KJV)

[cardinal4]

*shakes head* does anyone believe there are enough pole smokers to affect Barilla’s bottom line?

[TheCipher]

Whether you are a turd burglar in the night, a bum bandit on the run, or just a rump ranger doing his job, nothing starts your day off better than a nice serving of Barilla fagiolini rigati with some smoked sausage.

[Fast Moving Angel]

Waffle pasta.

[Migraine]

Barzilla vs. Gayrilla!
Solicitations welcome!
We Cave at the Office!

[Arthur McGowan]

A Spine Like a Wet Noodle.

(I guess this isn’t a good advertising slogan.)

[Bronzy]

Answer is, “No”. I'd sell my stock if I had any in Barilla.

[Rebelbase]

"Our pasta goes in firm and comes out limp"

[little jeremiah]

Why would you sell stock? You think their business will do badly, just like Chik-Fil-A did because the owner supports traditional aka “real” marriage? Or thir business would do much better if they had fag “families” in ads, just like Penney’s did after they hired Ellen Degenerates and pushed fags in ads?

Oh, wait....

[Bronzy]

Exactly.

[yefragetuwrabrumuy]

We’ve got a Barilla for sale
Him-and-Him Barilla for sale.
Won’t you buy gay?,
Take him home and try gay?,
Barilla for sale.

Don’t you want a little homo you can call your own,
A homo who’ll be with ya when you’re all alone?

Spoken: How much is that Barilla in the window?

Take our advice,
At any price,
A pasta like Barilla is mighty nice.
Finocchio, Barilla a pasta for sale.

[snarkybob]

“*shakes head* does anyone believe there are enough pole smokers to affect Barilla’s bottom line?”

No there probably aren’t enough gays to effect the bottom line. The problem is that it’s not just gays who will use another pasta.
The surge forward, so to speak, in gay rights issues is not the gays themselves. It’s all the straights that supposrt the gay agenda seeing gay rights groups the same as any other civil rights group.

[Lancey Howard]

I’m sticking with San Giorgio.
My switch to faggot-friendly Barilla lasted all of a day.

[bicyclerepair]

Isn’t one item in the communist manifesto to destroy the traditional nuclear family?

It’s moving ahead successfully imo.

[JohnnyP]

Maya Angelou, is that you?

The CEO sold his soul for 2% of the population.

[golux]

Excellent!

[Lancey Howard]

Isn’t one item in the communist manifesto to destroy the traditional nuclear family?
It’s moving ahead successfully imo.

Thanks to cowards like Guido Barilla it is.

Ironically, Barilla may see a drop in sales and it will be attributed to Barilla's original comments when in fact a drop in sales will more likely happen because normal people are repulsed by Guido's sniveling apology.

[little jeremiah]

Okay, so you were being sarcastic? Pleaae elucidate.

[KAESNO2]

“We really move our tail for you.”

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kGSaE2QOd00

[KAESNO2]

“Barilla and grovel — it’s what’s for dinner.”