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Drug dealer begs for jail to escape nagging wife
The Local (Italian Edition) ^ | January 2, 2014

Posted on 01/03/2014 4:10:33 PM PST by Stoat

The 32-year-old Tunisian, who was under house arrest for drug dealing, went to the police on Tuesday afternoon and asked to serve the rest of his sentence in jail.

“Living with his wife was particularly difficult and unbearable,” police in the city of Livorno said in a statement.

Police said he was “tired of continuously fighting with his wife” and “asked explicitly to be put back in prison".

Not wanting to disappoint him, staff at the local court issued an imprisonment order on the same day.

As requested, he was then taken by police to the district prison where he is now free of his apparently argumentative wife.


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: italy; nagging; napl; prison; wife
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To: wildbill
Marriage is an institution. Prison is an institution.
It all depends on where you want to be institutionalized I suppose.

It costs lots and lots MONEY to get out of the first institution.
The second institution just costs time...one's life.
I guess it just depends on what is more important--money or time.

21 posted on 01/03/2014 5:28:07 PM PST by cloudmountain
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To: GrandJediMasterYoda

Harcourt Fenton MUDD!! :O)


22 posted on 01/03/2014 5:29:24 PM PST by cloudmountain
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To: a fool in paradise
"Take my wife..."
Henny Youngman.
23 posted on 01/03/2014 5:30:12 PM PST by cloudmountain
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To: gorush
I’ve been married so long I don’t even look both ways when crossing the street.

Haha. Good one.

24 posted on 01/03/2014 5:30:58 PM PST by cloudmountain
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To: Secret Agent Man
I lived in the middle east for five years and it's almost IMPOSSIBLE to get a divorce. A man doesn't just divorce a wife, easy to do in the West, he divorces an entire family tribe.
Marriages are ALL arranged. Men have no more choice that women. In Saudi Arabia, the women of the family take the ENTIRE matter into their own busybody hands.
25 posted on 01/03/2014 5:33:39 PM PST by cloudmountain
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To: cloudmountain

Okay fine, but he can under islam beat his wife for discipline. Why didn’t he go this route? If she’s torture to live with maybe he could get her to at least be quiet for awhile. Not that I think it’s a good solution, I’m just saying you’d think he’d come up with something better than “i want to go to jail”.


26 posted on 01/03/2014 5:36:27 PM PST by Secret Agent Man (Gone Galt; Not averse to Going Bronson.)
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To: Secret Agent Man
Okay fine, but he can under islam beat his wife for discipline. Why didn’t he go this route? If she’s torture to live with maybe he could get her to at least be quiet for awhile. Not that I think it’s a good solution, I’m just saying you’d think he’d come up with something better than “i want to go to jail”.

The family/tribal system is locked up tight. If a man beats his wife he has to contend with the ENTIRE family of his wife AND with his own entire family. There is NO escape for him.
Also, much depends on the wealth, status and power of any said family. If he's from a poor, low-status family, I ASSUME that he can get away with most havoc, but in middle class and wealthy families...watch out.

I also it assume that it depends on the personality of said matriarchs. I imagine some don't care, some care too much and that most are somewhere in between.

Lol. THAT'S why so many young Saudi men LOVE leaving their strict Muslim country and visiting the West...no rules.

27 posted on 01/03/2014 5:42:52 PM PST by cloudmountain
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To: F15Eagle

LOL!


28 posted on 01/03/2014 8:18:11 PM PST by GrandJediMasterYoda (What do we want? Time travel. When do we want it? It's irrelevant.)
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To: Stoat; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; Darksheare; OSHA; martin_fierro; ...
"Bigamy is one wife too many. So is monogamy."
--Oscar Wilde


29 posted on 01/03/2014 8:41:15 PM PST by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: cloudmountain

“My wife is so neat, I get up in the middle of the night to drink water; when I come back I find the bed made.” Henny Youngman


30 posted on 01/03/2014 9:11:10 PM PST by Redcitizen (Never bring a tank to a Chuck Norris fight.)
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To: Stoat

bump for awesome


31 posted on 01/03/2014 9:15:08 PM PST by Skooz (Gabba Gabba we accept you we accept you one of us Gabba Gabba we accept you we accept you one of us)
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To: Redcitizen
“My wife is so neat, I get up in the middle of the night to drink water; when I come back I find the bed made.” Henny Youngman

Hahahaha. Thanks.

32 posted on 01/03/2014 9:15:25 PM PST by cloudmountain
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To: Stoat
If Mama ain’t happy, ain’t nobody happy.
33 posted on 01/04/2014 12:04:58 AM PST by RichInOC (No! BAD Rich! (What'd I say?))
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To: Stoat

Bryan and I don’t fight, but we occasionally bicker. Then we escalate and say outrageously funny things about each other, start laughing, and it’s all over.

It’s just a game. We are very happy together. And I only nag him to do what he wants anyway.

It only took me six months of saying “Nothing runs like a Deere” to get him to buy a John Deere lawn tractor and trade in our “FORD” (Fix Or Repair Daily) Cub Cadet.


34 posted on 01/04/2014 7:57:48 AM PST by TheOldLady
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