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'I was kidnapped by lapdancers wearing miniskirts, stilettos and Daisy Duke shorts'
Daily Mail ^ | 10 January 2014 | Claire Ellicott

Posted on 01/10/2014 5:32:28 PM PST by matt1234

Three lapdancers dressed in ‘miniskirts, stilettos and Daisy Duke shorts’ kidnapped a club boss, a court was told.

Curtis Woodman said he was outside his office when the women, their female manager and two men drove up in two BMWs.

Mr Woodman said they ‘surrounded him’ before bundling him into one of the cars and driving off.

The women claimed he owed them more than £20,000 for working at his pop-up nightclub during the Cheltenham Festival in March 2012.

It is alleged that Mr Woodman was kidnapped, robbed of £60 cash and his £4,650 Breitling watch, and assaulted during a two-hour ordeal.

--SNIP--

Mr Woodman told the court in the months afterwards he had received calls demanding the money from Charlotte Devaney, 34.

On the day of the alleged incident, he said he recognised Devaney and lapdancers Mandy Cool, 29, Stephanie Pye, 31, and Rachel Goodchild, 24, when they arrived at his workplace in Tewkesbury, Gloucestershire, at around 4pm.

(Excerpt) Read more at dailymail.co.uk ...


TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Humor; Miscellaneous; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: crime; humor; napl; uk; weird
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To: matt1234

Make this cheap b*****d pay up!!!!!!


41 posted on 01/10/2014 8:14:27 PM PST by dennisw (The first principle is to find out who you are then you can achieve anything -- Buddhist monk)
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To: matt1234

The Vikings took most of the good looking Brit women, left all the guys with bad teeth, pasty complexion and pudgy genes. Missed the Welch and Irish beauties though.


42 posted on 01/10/2014 8:31:07 PM PST by Sequoyah101
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To: matt1234
Three lapdancers dressed in ‘miniskirts, stilettos and Daisy Duke shorts’ kidnapped a club boss, a court was told. Curtis Woodman said he was outside his office when the women, their female manager...

The story starts out good. Real good!

...and two men drove up in two BMWs.

But goes downhill from there.

43 posted on 01/10/2014 9:09:51 PM PST by TigersEye (Stupid is a Progressive disease.)
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To: matt1234

It’s the stripper’s job to get money out of her marks.


44 posted on 01/10/2014 9:51:36 PM PST by RichInOC (No! BAD Rich! (What'd I say?))
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To: Slings and Arrows; matt1234
This crime obviously needs quite a bit more study. 

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45 posted on 01/10/2014 10:39:28 PM PST by Stoat (If you want a vision of the future, imagine a Birkenstock stamping on a human face... forever)
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To: Stoat

Don’t study it too long - you’ll go blind.


46 posted on 01/10/2014 11:01:06 PM PST by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: Slings and Arrows
I'm sorry, I'm having trouble getting reading your post and the stoatputer won't make the text any larger. It's obviously some sort of technical problem.  I'll keep working on that in what little remaining time I have after pledging to study the "lap dancers in Daisy Dukes, miniskirts and stilettos" crime spree.

An early hypothesis emerges, which is that it's never a good idea to underestimate the power of a miniskirt.

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47 posted on 01/10/2014 11:26:02 PM PST by Stoat (If you want a vision of the future, imagine a Birkenstock stamping on a human face... forever)
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To: Stoat

One of the longest gifs I have ever seen.


48 posted on 01/10/2014 11:30:40 PM PST by LowOiL ("Abomination" sure sounds like "ObamaNation" to me.)
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To: LowOiL

Advanced Miniskirt Technology makes it all possible ;-)


49 posted on 01/10/2014 11:32:39 PM PST by Stoat (If you want a vision of the future, imagine a Birkenstock stamping on a human face... forever)
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To: Slings and Arrows; matt1234; Chode; Revolting cat!
Continuing research reveals the monumental power of the miniskirt:

From 2005:

Iranian Leader Khamenei: Iran's Enemies Want to Destroy it with Miniskirts

http://www.memritv.org/clip/en/468.htm


50 posted on 01/11/2014 12:16:14 AM PST by Stoat (If you want a vision of the future, imagine a Birkenstock stamping on a human face... forever)
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To: Stoat

Note to self: Be nice to pillbugs.


51 posted on 01/11/2014 12:45:44 AM PST by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: Stoat

Where do I enlist?


52 posted on 01/11/2014 12:46:13 AM PST by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: Slings and Arrows; Lazamataz; Revolting cat!

That happened to me three times last year. It would’ve happened more often but I had a hard time locating them.


53 posted on 01/11/2014 5:14:11 AM PST by a fool in paradise ("Health care is too important to be left to the government.")
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To: matt1234

police and officials shut the club after receiving complaints....From WHO!!?


54 posted on 01/11/2014 5:35:32 AM PST by Safetgiver ( Islam makes barbarism look genteel.)
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To: Stoat


55 posted on 01/11/2014 6:34:48 AM PST by Chode (Stand UP and Be Counted, or line up and be numbered - *DTOM* -vvv- NO Pity for the LAZY - 86-44)
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To: Chode

An entirely appropriate reminder that the miniskirt was easily one of the finest inventions of the entire 20th century ;-)


56 posted on 01/11/2014 1:24:31 PM PST by Stoat (If you want a vision of the future, imagine a Birkenstock stamping on a human face... forever)
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To: matt1234
'I was kidnapped by lapdancers wearing miniskirts, stilettos and Daisy Duke shorts'

He says that as if that were a bad thing.

57 posted on 01/11/2014 1:26:36 PM PST by dfwgator
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To: matt1234

“So what your saying is there are only women here.. a unlimited supply of Bud Light.... and we can never leave?”

“That is correct.”

“We can live with that.”


58 posted on 01/11/2014 1:29:48 PM PST by dfwgator
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To: Stoat
yup, i actually remember girls getting sent home from school for wearing them when they first came out...
59 posted on 01/11/2014 1:56:56 PM PST by Chode (Stand UP and Be Counted, or line up and be numbered - *DTOM* -vvv- NO Pity for the LAZY - 86-44)
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To: Slings and Arrows

>>> “Looks like Woody found out the punchline to the joke about how you make a hormone.”

By uh... stiffing her on her fee?

(Yup, catching up on pings.)

A guy named Woodman running a “pop-up nightclub.” The Onion in the guise of legit news? LOL


60 posted on 01/17/2014 2:45:49 AM PST by Titan Magroyne (What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.)
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