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‘Have fun pranking friends and family’: Positive pregnancy tests being sold online
Metro [UK] ^ | 15 Jan 2014

Posted on 01/16/2014 12:38:31 AM PST by Slings and Arrows

Online sellers are marketing positive pregnancy tests as ‘pranks’.

The products, which sell for £4.99, show two lines or a plus sign indicating a positive result.

One eBay listing reads: ‘Have fun pranking friends and family with this positive test :)’

However, another warns: ‘These are meant for adult humour only and not to be used to cause distress or tension.’

There is even a website called FakeABaby.com which sells ‘personalised fake ultrasounds’ – in 2D and 3D.


TOPICS: Health/Medicine; Society
KEYWORDS: napl; paternityfraud

1 posted on 01/16/2014 12:38:31 AM PST by Slings and Arrows
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To: Slings and Arrows; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; Darksheare; OSHA; ...

The seller?



2 posted on 01/16/2014 12:39:33 AM PST by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: Slings and Arrows

These are actually used by women to lie to their boyfriends to get the suckers to marry them.

But I guess they can’t say that so now they are ‘pranks.’

Not sure why someone would want to start a marriage with a huge lie, but that’s what the deal is. Now that men can get sex easily from post-Christian American women, I suppose the big lie is needed to get marriage.


3 posted on 01/16/2014 12:45:28 AM PST by TigerClaws
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To: Slings and Arrows

I hope my Nigerian girlfriend doesn’t hear about these!


4 posted on 01/16/2014 12:46:30 AM PST by 21twelve (http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/2185147/posts 2013 is 1933 REBORN)
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To: Slings and Arrows

This reminds me of seeing “messagers” in magazines when I was a kid. I remember wondering why they would be shaped like that. I mean, if your back hurts why rub a penis shaped object over it?


5 posted on 01/16/2014 12:58:17 AM PST by albie (ve`)
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To: TigerClaws
This kind of joke could go horribly wrong in so many ways if isn’t funny.

If a woman pulled this on the wrong guy she could end up dead.

It certainly could be the end of a relationship when the guy learns the truth.

I don’t think I would find it funny.

6 posted on 01/16/2014 1:00:27 AM PST by Pontiac (The welfare state must fail because it is contrary to human nature and diminishes the human spirit.)
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To: TigerClaws

> These are actually used by women to lie to their boyfriends to get the suckers to marry them.

Cue Nicholas Cage...


7 posted on 01/16/2014 1:06:11 AM PST by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: albie

> This reminds me of seeing “messagers” in
magazines when I was a kid. I remember wondering why they would be shaped like that

That’s the message!


8 posted on 01/16/2014 1:07:33 AM PST by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: 21twelve

Once you get that $15 million she promised you you can afford child support.


9 posted on 01/16/2014 1:09:17 AM PST by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: Slings and Arrows; Lazamataz

“LAZ WAS HERE”


11 posted on 01/16/2014 1:37:02 AM PST by martin_fierro (< |:)~)
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To: Slings and Arrows
and later show him one of these
12 posted on 01/16/2014 1:41:52 AM PST by Berlin_Freeper (Mia San Mia)
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To: Slings and Arrows

Forewarned is forearmed.


13 posted on 01/16/2014 2:11:02 AM PST by Lonesome in Massachussets (In the long run, we are all dead.)
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To: Slings and Arrows

.....yeah give Granny a heart attack, she’s waited so long for her favorite grand daughter to conceive. Just imagine all the fun of seeing emergency personal responding in a snow storm......All those smiling faces...


14 posted on 01/16/2014 2:13:34 AM PST by Doogle (USAF.68-73..8th TFW Ubon Thailand..never store a threat you should have eliminated))
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To: Slings and Arrows

Those have been out for a while, probably a decade easy.


15 posted on 01/16/2014 2:39:48 AM PST by arderkrag (An Unreconstructed Georgian, STANDING WITH RAND.)
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To: Slings and Arrows

I can’t see what would go wrong with this. /s


16 posted on 01/16/2014 2:43:50 AM PST by castlegreyskull
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To: Slings and Arrows

What’s next—a fake written diagnosis of syphilis or gonorrhea to share with someone with whom you’ve been intimate? One for AIDS would be a real knee-slapper.


17 posted on 01/16/2014 2:59:13 AM PST by TruthShallSetYouFree ( July 4, 1776: Declaration of Independence. Nov 6, 2012: Declaration of Dependence. R.I.P. America.)
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To: TigerClaws

The girls may just use them to get money for an abortion.


18 posted on 01/16/2014 3:24:06 AM PST by freedomfiter2 (Brutal acts of commission and yawning acts of omission both strengthen the hand of the devil.)
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To: martin_fierro

LOL


19 posted on 01/16/2014 4:47:19 AM PST by Lazamataz (Early 2009 to 7/21/2013 - RIP my little girl Cathy. You were the best cat ever. You will be missed.)
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To: freedomfiter2

I would say to hear, “no don’t abort OUR baby, if you don’t want the baby, I can take the baby, and you never have to hear from either one of us again.”

Probably wouldn’t work, she would just have the abortion anyway, and I would never see her again.


20 posted on 01/16/2014 7:20:29 AM PST by castlegreyskull
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To: Slings and Arrows

Better order early before April 1st.


21 posted on 01/16/2014 5:01:58 PM PST by JouleZ (You are the company you keep.)
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