Posted on 01/16/2014 12:38:31 AM PST by Slings and Arrows
Online sellers are marketing positive pregnancy tests as ‘pranks’.
The products, which sell for £4.99, show two lines or a plus sign indicating a positive result.
One eBay listing reads: ‘Have fun pranking friends and family with this positive test :)’
However, another warns: ‘These are meant for adult humour only and not to be used to cause distress or tension.’
There is even a website called FakeABaby.com which sells ‘personalised fake ultrasounds’ – in 2D and 3D.
The seller?
These are actually used by women to lie to their boyfriends to get the suckers to marry them.
But I guess they can’t say that so now they are ‘pranks.’
Not sure why someone would want to start a marriage with a huge lie, but that’s what the deal is. Now that men can get sex easily from post-Christian American women, I suppose the big lie is needed to get marriage.
I hope my Nigerian girlfriend doesn’t hear about these!
This reminds me of seeing “messagers” in magazines when I was a kid. I remember wondering why they would be shaped like that. I mean, if your back hurts why rub a penis shaped object over it?
If a woman pulled this on the wrong guy she could end up dead.
It certainly could be the end of a relationship when the guy learns the truth.
I don’t think I would find it funny.
> These are actually used by women to lie to their boyfriends to get the suckers to marry them.
Cue Nicholas Cage...
> This reminds me of seeing “messagers” in
magazines when I was a kid. I remember wondering why they would be shaped like that
That’s the message!
Once you get that $15 million she promised you you can afford child support.
“LAZ WAS HERE”
Forewarned is forearmed.
.....yeah give Granny a heart attack, she’s waited so long for her favorite grand daughter to conceive. Just imagine all the fun of seeing emergency personal responding in a snow storm......All those smiling faces...
Those have been out for a while, probably a decade easy.
I can’t see what would go wrong with this. /s
What’s next—a fake written diagnosis of syphilis or gonorrhea to share with someone with whom you’ve been intimate? One for AIDS would be a real knee-slapper.
The girls may just use them to get money for an abortion.
LOL
I would say to hear, “no don’t abort OUR baby, if you don’t want the baby, I can take the baby, and you never have to hear from either one of us again.”
Probably wouldn’t work, she would just have the abortion anyway, and I would never see her again.
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