Man tells doctors he has no idea how bottle got stuck up his bum

The Daily Star ^ | 1/09/2014 | Tom+Rawle

[diverteach]

An eye-watering X-ray shows the damage to the poor man who claimed he had no idea the bottle got there.

When asked what he thought may be giving him such bad pains he played the fool.

But after seeing the shocking X-ray results, it all came flooding back.

The man, who does not want to be named, confessed to inserting the bottle in his home and then trying to use a steel wire to to fish it out. Of course….the wire got stuck as well.

Doctors at the hospital in Fuzhou, the capital of southeast China's Fujian Province, were forced to operate on the man after it was found his bowel had been pierced.

The whereabouts of the bottle and wire are unknown but are recommended to remain untouched.

[Hoodat]

What part of this do these people not understand?

[KarlInOhio]

One time the guy had his legs in the stirrups and the Dr. put his head light on to check things out ...only to see a light shinning back at him...the guy had used a flashlight!

When you look into an abyss, the abyss also looks into you.
-Friedrich Nietzsche  

[Doogle]

[JaguarXKE]

“No Doctor, I have no idea how that gerbal got up there.” — R. Gere

[Dr. Ursus]

I had faith you’d get the reference. Ha!

[JimRed]

recall him talking about a light bulb (that needed to be broken to get removed), and a guy with a bunch of Barbie heads shoved up there (like 13 or something!).

Homosexuals. Just when you thought they couldn't get sicker...

[Doogle]

:)

[hal ogen]

Did the guy get his deposit back on the bottle? An environmentalist wants to know.

[eartrumpet]

Poor reporting.

The man, who does not want to be named, confessed to inserting the bottle in his home and then trying to use a steel wire to to fish it out. Of course….the wire got stuck as well.

He didn't insert it in his home, he inserted it in his

[DIRTYSECRET]

I didn’t get it until your comment.

[Dr. Ursus]

Seinfeld said a reunion show is coming shortly. He denied a recent filming with George at the dinner was for a Super Bowl commerical.

[skinkinthegrass]

Ninjas, had absolutely nothing to do with that...

[Mark17]

Prison inmates keester stuff all the time, usually containers with drugs. Sometimes they can get it out themselves. Sometimes it requires surgery to get it out. They were always teased unmercifully. Many times, it was other dip sticks who would shove a part of their anatomy up in them. Disgusting, but it happened all the time.

[Doogle]

we’ll have to wait and see.....

[xrmusn]

only to see a light shinning back at him...the guy had used a flashlight!
= = = = = = = = = = = = = = =

Would that be the light at the end of the tunnel?

“Fusilli Jerry”?

[Disambiguator]

I think every ER in the country has the same list. I knew some former ER workers, and the largest object they recall having to remove was a softball(!).

[eartrumpet]

Not a Model 10 Smith and Wesson?

A man arrested this week in North Carolina may have stashed a .38 barrel revolver in his rectum, according to police, who reported that the unloaded 10-inch weapon was not discovered until after the suspect had been booked into a cell in the county jail.

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/gun-hidden-in-butt-765912

[Gamecock]

It’s been said that if you meet a proctologist at a party, don’t walk away. Plant yourself there, because you will hear the funniest stories you’ve ever heard.

[vetvetdoug]

If you can find the book, Bottom's Up by a Dr. Cox that was a proctologist in Wichita County, Texas, for a long time he addresses the many things that he had to remove.

[Disambiguator]

A man arrested this week in North Carolina may have stashed a .38 barrel revolver in his rectum

Good thing it wasn't loaded, or it could have damn near killed him.