New dinosaur called the Chicken From Hell

Washington Post ^ | March 19, 2014 | Joel Achenbach

[C19fan]

Scientists have discovered a freakish, birdlike species of dinosaur — 11 feet long, 500 pounds, with a beak, no teeth, a bony crest atop its head, murderous claws, prize-fighter arms, spindly legs, a thin tail and feathers sprouting all over the place. Officially, it’s a member of a group of dinosaurs called oviraptorosaurs.

Unofficially, it’s the Chicken From Hell.

[Texicanus]

I seem to recall there was a time when politicians were promising everyone “ a chicken in every pot”. Don’t know if it is relevant to this discovery and todays economy.

Oh well, let’s award a government grant using multi-millions of taxpayer money so we can clone one of these suckers and feed the world. Then maybe the Big-O can promise us “a chicken in every pot”. A sort of redistribution of chicken to the poor who have been denied their fair share.

P.S. You can keep your pot if you want it. Those without a pot to piss in will be issued one at taxpayer expense by the new government pots for the needy program.

[MPJackal]

Foghorn Leghorn? I say, I say boy, I ain’t no dinosaur.

[Bulwyf]

What on God’s green earth is that?

[Texicanus]

LOL Colonel Sanders couldn’t have said it any better.

[monocle]

Looks a lot lie Hillary.

[mabarker1]

[Ruy Dias de Bivar]

Didn’t they show something similar in the movie 10,000 BC a few years back?

[Liberty Valance]

[martin_fierro]

[who knows what evil?]

Wood is still better looking than the Congress’womyn’...

[TruthWillWin]

Bad but it gets worse when she speaks.

[dfwgator]

[o-n-money]

OMG! What a fashion disaster with a face to match!

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I thought it was Keith Richards.

[FroggyTheGremlim]

"What on God’s green earth is that?"

It's a Rosadelaurosaur, a Liberal from Connecticut.

They believe in redistribution of wealth.

This particular lizard has a net worth of $20million!

Rosa delauro net worth

[yefragetuwrabrumuy]

To try to figure out how dinosaurs might have walked, scientists put a plunger on a chicken's butt.

[prof.h.mandingo]

Where did you get that shot of Keith Richards?

[RushIsMyTeddyBear]

Separated at birth.

[SunkenCiv]

Thanks C19fan.

[shibumi]

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[P.O.E.]

Chicken Fra Diavolo?