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These 13 Words Will Get Your Email Flagged by the NSA
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Posted on 03/28/2014 8:08:49 AM PDT by JimRed
These 13 Words Will Get Your Email Flagged by the NSA...
TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: humor; nsa
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To: Lazamataz
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posted on
03/28/2014 8:35:53 AM PDT
by
Darksheare
(Try my coffee, first one's free..... Even robots will kill for it!)
To: Ruy Dias de Bivar
22
posted on
03/28/2014 8:40:12 AM PDT
by
blam
To: JimRed
“...and tits doesn’t even belong on the list!”
23
posted on
03/28/2014 8:41:35 AM PDT
by
outofsalt
(If history teaches us anything it's that history rarely teaches us anything.)
To: Ruy Dias de Bivar
Actually I don’t. When was that?
24
posted on
03/28/2014 8:43:24 AM PDT
by
Balding_Eagle
(Over production, one of the top 5 worries for the American Farmer every year.)
To: blam
“The loyal US government ought to be spying on Jimmie Carter.”
Well, there’s the problem. These days the US government is loyal only to itself.
To: Lazamataz
This could be a great thread. LMAO!
By the way, I think only “Muthahuggin” was on the NSA list.
26
posted on
03/28/2014 8:50:00 AM PDT
by
Tenacious 1
(My whimsical litany of satyric prose and avarice pontification of wisdom demonstrates my concinnity.)
To: Ruy Dias de Bivar
Just vaguely. Very prescient of him. Not that he intended to be a whistleblower..
27
posted on
03/28/2014 8:50:38 AM PDT
by
MeshugeMikey
( "Never, never, never give up". Winston Churchill)
To: Ruy Dias de Bivar
Back in the 90’s I had a friend that put all the Eschelon keywords in his email signature.
28
posted on
03/28/2014 8:52:33 AM PDT
by
MrB
(The difference between a Humanist and a Satanist - the latter admits whom he's working for)
To: Balding_Eagle
When he was president around 1978.
29
posted on
03/28/2014 8:54:34 AM PDT
by
Ruy Dias de Bivar
(Sometimes you need 7+ more ammo. LOTS MORE.)
To: JimRed
This picture might be good too.
30
posted on
03/28/2014 9:03:40 AM PDT
by
RightGeek
(FUBO and the donkey you rode in on)
To: JimRed
Our current president is chicken-legged, scrawny necked, yellow-bellied little communist twirp. Read away NSA.
31
posted on
03/28/2014 9:10:20 AM PDT
by
Conservative4Ever
(waiting for my Magic 8 ball to give me an answer)
To: JimRed
Or these 13:
"right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed"
32
posted on
03/28/2014 9:22:43 AM PDT
by
Sicon
("All animals are equal, but some animals are more equal than others." - G. Orwell)
To: Lazamataz
And if you use “the” twice in a paragraph, God help you.
33
posted on
03/28/2014 9:23:15 AM PDT
by
onedoug
To: Lazamataz
Put a thousand monkeys at a thousand keyboards and let them all type for ten hours a day, and one of them will eventually end up in Gitmo.
To: Lazamataz
That list can’t be right..no Moose or Cheese...
To: blam
There
Was
A
Very
Large
Furry
I
Swear
it
Evidently
Amphibious
Utterly
Terrifying
Whilst
I
Was
Canoeing
Insane
Possibly
Soviet
Swimming
Bunny
Chasing
Me
36
posted on
03/28/2014 10:08:13 AM PDT
by
golux
To: Buckeye McFrog
37
posted on
03/28/2014 10:11:18 AM PDT
by
golux
To: JimRed
Judging by their actions over the past 5 years, I’d say the list was:
Truth
Honesty
History
Constitution
Guns
Success
Prosperity
Christ(ian)
Family
Freedom
Founders
and Logic
38
posted on
03/28/2014 10:13:42 AM PDT
by
Teacher317
(We have now sunk to a depth at which restatement of the obvious is the first duty of intelligent men)
To: JimRed
Posting on the internet on a discussion about getting flagged by the NSA... will likely get you flagged by the NSA.
39
posted on
03/28/2014 10:14:38 AM PDT
by
Teacher317
(We have now sunk to a depth at which restatement of the obvious is the first duty of intelligent men)
To: MrB
The name of my college is an Echelon keyword.
40
posted on
03/28/2014 10:32:55 AM PDT
by
DuncanWaring
(The Lord uses the good ones; the bad ones use the Lord.)
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